"You're not as bad as I thought you'd be." -Stef Montgomery, Burbank, IL

"That was good. Keep practicing." -Jay's Uncle Don

"Moneyshot? Never heard of them. That's a stupid name for a band!" -Future Moneyshot fan

"You're in a band???" -Terri (last name withheld, pending legal action) to Scott

"I can't read music..." -Chris, Moneyshot bassist

"What? We thought you were the bassist from Rancid you no-talent prick." -Bud, Moneyshot singer

"We rock!" -Scott, Moneyshot guitarist

"If I get any looser I'm going to swallow this stool!" -Jay, Moneyshot drummer

"Man, Scott, you sounded like Sloth from 'The Goonies' on that last song!" -Justin Credible, Moneyshot's manager

"We set out what we accomplished to do." -Chris, Moneyshot bassist extraordinaire