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     If you can't dance, if you can't dance.
     If you can't dance. if you can't dance
     If you can't dance to this you can't do nothing for me baby
     If you can't dance, if you can't dance
     If you can't dance. if you can't dance
     If you can't dance to this you can't do nothing for me baby

     Now we got the flavour, the bad behaviour,
     the rhythm the melody, the juice for you to savour,
     rockin' and vibing somebody is jivin',
     You need to take a tip, sort it out,
     Get a grip whenever I go out wherever it may be,
     Never is there a Keanu but a dweeb lookin' at me
     but even if I did score he's a loser onthe dance floor,
     Take a deep breath count 1 2 3.

     Even when his eyes met mine
     his slamming moves were out of time,
     Can't you just feel the groove
     why don't you move,
     it's easy can't you see,
     take myhand and dance with me

     If you can't dance, if you can't dance.
     If you can't dance. if you can't dance
     If you can't dance to this you can't do nothing for me baby
     If you can't dance, if you can't dance.
     If you can't dance. if you can't dance
     If you can't dance to this you can't do nothing for me baby.

     Hey macho
     Te vi el otro dia
     Me dio mucha, mucha alegria
     Eschucha la musica
     Ay, madre mia
     Hey chico, tu no tienes nada
     Que susto, quesueco, que polla, que tieso
     Oh, no me toques
     Ay, que pero, feo
     Venga, venga, marcha salida
     Toma esa musica, me canta deprisa
     Cuidado, cuidado, que chico, queloca,
     Toma mi ritmo
     Me voy contigo
     Hey macho te quiero
     Quiero un hombre, necesito, si pero no tu nombre
     Hey macho, Hey macho
     Si no bailas esto no puedes nada conmigo.

     [Rough translation of Spanish rap..]
     Hey macho
     I saw you the other day
     It made me very very happy
     Listen to the music
     Oh my dear
     Hey boy, you have nothing
     What a fright, what a ? ?
     what a jerk, how straight
     Oh, don't touch me
     Ay, how ugly
     Come on, come on, get out of here
     Have that music, I love it, hurry
     Careful, careful
     what a boy, how crazy
     Have my rhythm
     I'm going with you
     Hey macho, I love you
     I want a man, I need, yes, but not your name
     Hey macho, Hey macho
     If you can't dance to this you can't do nothing for me