Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. Wasteland Warriors
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Yeah, I went to a Bone Thugs-N-Harmony concert. It was the best experience of my life to date. I'll just start from the beginning, there's much to tell.
So me and Derek meet up with Raven and Nema and leave for Denver around 6:30. We get to the Odgen and there's hardly anyone in line, which is surprising. I mean the line was longer when we went to see Tech N9ne. Anyway, we wait in line, Derek gets harassed by some crazy homeless guy, you know, the usual routine. So we get into the Odgen and I start to get the chills just because the place brings back memories of Tech's shows. Again, we manage to get up front, like second row.
The first act finally comes on, they were garbage. I don't even know who they were, they didn't even promote themselves, they just sucked. Plus the crowd gave them no love, meh, step ya game up and maybe things would change. That was followed by even more waiting, lame. Then the second act came on, I don't know who he was either but he was a huge scary guy from L.A. I guess he's E-40's cousin, which one though... i have no idea. But he was sick, way better than the last group. He had one single called "Make Noise" or something like that, it sounded like it almost could have been a Tech N9ne track.
Anyway, back to waiting for Bone Thugs to come on. I'm getting antsy and the joint in my pocket sure isn't helping. So they finally come on and by the second beat I have that J sparked and ready to toke. Hey, if you're going to see Bone Thugs that's just something you HAVE to do, it's practically required. Anyway, passing it to Derek was by far the hardest thing I've ever had to do. We're both so excited that we're shaking like an epileptic kid on crack. But had to be the fastest I've ever smoked a joint, I think that thing was done in like 3 seconds flat.
But the concert was amazing. It would have been even better if Bizzy Bone would have been there. Of course, all of 'em are just blasted. I mean Krayzie's just leaning on the DJ booth pouring shots, poppin open bottles of beer, and smoking more pot than Nate on payday... all in between verses. Layzie is going crazy jumping in the crowd and givin love back to the fans (I hugged him by the way, that's not that gay shit either) all while Wish is just being that ruthless thug on stage. It was funny too because when Layzie jumped down into the crowd the security guard was trying to pull him back on stage, Layzie just turned around waved his hand and said, "Fuck no."
They did all of their old shit, alot of songs from East 1999 Eternal. Crossroads, Mo Murda, First of Da Month, East 1999, Ecstacy, Fuck The Police, Thug Love, Blaze It, Wasteland Warriors, Days of Our Lives, Notorious Thugs, Hip Hop Baby, plus some new shit. That's just the tip of the iceberg too.
The best was when they did "Blaze It." The lights went out and was pitch black for the entire song. When they came back on there was so much smoke in the venue you couldn't see the ceiling. Giant hotbox.
Towards the end of the show the cops were trying to get them to stop by flashing their lights at the back to let them know time was up.
DJ Ice: 'ey, tha cops want us to leave. They at the back, they comin for us man.
Krayzie Bone: What??
DJ Ice: yeah, man. We gotta split.
Wish Bone: Fuck that, I'm not ready to leave.
Layzie Bone: Yeah, we just barely getting started man.
Wish Bone: You know what I say? I say FUCK THA POLICE.
That's when they played "Fuck The Police." So sick, I think me and Derek had a vertical that would have made the basketball team jealous. Then they played "Hip Hop Baby." That was a religious experience, I've never been so into a song than at that particular moment.
But sadly, after an amazing set it was finally time for the show to come to an end. I don't think any of us wanted to leave. I think it still had to soak in, Derek and I were still both in shock. But they quickly shuffled us out of the venue. Derek looked like he just got out of the shower, I swear that kid sweats like a gallon of water when he goes to concerts. THAT SHIT IS GROSS.
So we head to the car, stop by Wendy's to grab some food. Now if you've read my previous entries from the Tech N9ne shows I think you might know what's coming.
Guy: Welcome to Wendy's, can I take chu order mane?
Derek: I NEED 10 WATERS, GOT DWAM!!!!
Raven: okay, settle down spaz.
Raven: yeah this is gonna be two seperate orders. On the first one we want "blah blah blah, two large cokes."
Guy: uhhmmm.... ok, I gots, "Two Biggie Cokes, a #3, and a Bacomushroom sanwiche.
Raven: On the second one we want two double stacks w/ cheese, two junior deluxe, and two large cokes.
Guy: uhhh... what? Two ghunior deluxe, uhh... biggie coke?
Derek: GIVE ME MAH FOOD DAMNIT!!! AAAHHHHHHH
Raven: And two double stacks with cheese.
Guy: oh shit, mah bad.
That wasn't even the funny part. So before we left the Odgen Derek wanted to see what merchandise they had for sale. All they had was some hoodies that said "Thug Life" in big script.
Derek: Dude, there's no way I could wear that hoodie. I'd be that kid. The one wearing "Thug Life" everywhere.
John: Hey man, you could say it's tough growing up in the suburbs.
Derek: Yeah man, it was rough as hell. One time, I broke my tricycle, that shit was fucked up. We was true thugs, hell we'd play checkers in tha middle of tha mothafuckin street man. Crazy!
John: got dwam son
Derek: yeah, then when i was 11 I got shot nine times... with a water gun. So rough!
John: Hey there ya go son, that's your gateway into the rap community. "yeah, I got shot 9 times with a water gun, gimme an album. Call it 'Waterproof.'"
Derek: Hell yeah, cuz. I got that new single, it's called "Drippity Drop" featuring Lil Drippy.
John: Yeah, back in tha day they called it Water Balloon Warfare.
Derek: Yup, that WBW was rough. I had to keep my SuperSoaker X-3000P at my side at all times. it was like "clack clack phissssss" I'm already working on my follow up album. It's called "Get Wet or Die Dryin'."
John: that shit's off tha hook.
Derek: Hell ya son. The first single is gonna be sick. It's featuring Aquaman... called "Puddles." Pick that shit up
How in the hell did we get into college???
So we finally get back to Boulder. Me and Derek head over to Caitlin's, but by the time we got there I was too exhausted to even stand. So we bounced, I came back to the house, rolled into my room, fell in my bed and immediatly passed out. That's what a Bone Thugs-N-Harmony concert does to a person, well... plus lots of weed and a giant hotbox for 3 hours. I'd have to say that this concert was by far the best I've ever been to. Way better than Tech, and the Game/Snoop Dogg concert.
"Wasteland soldiers.
These are the days of our lives
I've been strugglin', hustlin', thuggin' it forever.
Come and look deeply in my eyes.
Now come into my world, and you can see that we are more than thugs.
With just a little twist of harmony, we're smokin' lethal warriors."
Salud.