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Here's a selection of some of Jeffrey and the Scarabs' classic lyrics. I think you'll agree that they are some of the most touchingly poetic, beautiful statements you've ever read. FISHOP'S GATE: You've heard us singing Nig It Be/ You've heard us singing Mr Rossi/ And Ian is gay/ But there's another place I know/ Not very far, so shall we go/ And see it today?/ Come away to Fishop's Gate/ Noone's going anywhere/ In Fishop's Gate/ Where they're going, they don't care/ In Fishop's Gate/ They've got nothing to do/ Let's go to/ Fishop's Gate/ Noone's going anywhere/ In Fishop's Gate/ Where they're going, they don't care/ In Fishop's Gate/ They've got nothing to say/ Except go away/ Mr Rossi, here he comes/ Give us some Ice Cream/ Watch out he might feel our bums/ (I like it)/ And we go home to/ Fishop's Gate/ Noone's going anywhere/ In Fishop's Gate/ Where they're going, they don't care/ In Fishop's Gate/ They've got nothing to do/ Let's go to/ Fishop's Gate/ Noone's going anywhere/ In Fishop's Gate/ Where they're going, they don't care/ In Fishop's Gate/ They've got nothing to say/ Except go away FISH FACED BISCUIT PEOPLE: Fish Faced Biscuit People/ Fish Faced Biscuit People/ Fish Faced Biscuit People/ Fish Faced Biscuit People/ They live in a bin/ They've got double chins/ Their faces are grim/ They're fishfaced biscuit people/ Fish Faced Biscuit People/ Fish Faced Biscuit People/ Fish Faced Biscuit People/ Fish Faced Biscuit People/ ROCK N' ROLL SINGER: I wanna be a rock n' roll singer/ That's what I wanna be/ How about you, if you fancy it too/ You can accompany me/ We've not got very good voices/ But that doesn't matter a bit/ If they let us, then I'm sure we can get us/ A number one rock n' roll hit/ We're Jeffrey and the Scarabs/ CENSORED/ They think we're losers and they know we're boozers/ Wanna throw us in a bottomless pit/ Now we're rock n' roll singers/ Now we're the ones that are winners/ So up yours, you ugly bunch of whores/ All the time you just wanted to bin us/ This is the end of our song/ And I know that it wasn't that long/ So go see your wife and finish off your life/ If you think that we'll fail then you're wrong/ Beard SHEILA, SHAVE YOUR BEARD Sheila, Shave your beard/ You may think, I'm kind of weird/ But I like my women well sheared/ So Sheila, shave your beard/ Sheila, you're a moose/ You take, so much abuse/ There is, just no excuse/ So Sheila, shave your beard/ Sheila, shave your beard/ Sheila, shave your beeeeeard. DOG IN THE CUPBOARD: My name is Jeffrey Jefferson/ You may have heard of me/ I'm selling slightly smudged pants/ For only 50p/ Boxford is my place of rest/ I hope you like it there/ I can sell pants all day long/ Some with pubic hair/ There's a dog in the cupboard/ Dog in the cupboard/ There's a dog in the cupboard/ Dog in the cupboard, right on/ If you don't buy my pants/ I won't have any money/ And I'll die very slowly/ And it won't be very funny/ There's a dog in the cupboard/ Dog in the cupboard/ There's a dog in the cupboard/ Dog in the cupboard, right on/ I could go on, but there's so many bloody songs! These are just a random selection, but if you want to receive more lyrics, or want to slag them off, please email the band at jeffreyandthescarabs@hotmail.com.