The J-SKWD TRackLisT

Mar. 30, 2003.

No, you're not high. That is Hilary Duff - Lizzie McGuire herself - busting on to the chart right under Johnny Cash.

And, no, I am not high. But for a flighty pop song, Duff’s “Why Not” brings me pretty close to it. The equivalent of a sugar rush, the peppy ditty seems to be something I cannot stop listening to. It’s fresh and happy – perfect for the new season.

Meanwhile, Cash’s painfully astounding video for “Hurt” helps to keep him on top of the song list while his devastatingly awesome covers keep American IV the top album, despite the debut of Linkin Park (at 36 minutes, I think it’s safe to say that Meteora barely qualifies as an album) and the return of Eminem (I bought the 8 Mile DVD and felt like hearing his music again).

And that’s about all I have to say this week.

Oh yeah, except for that I wrote a really funny story about Lila McCann and how she’s a lard ass and how – in the story – she recorded a song called “Liberries are Eeevil” and then country radio banned it because it dissed libraries, and therefore, the American right to read. Heh, that was fun.

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--Brandon "Jayson" Ulman

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Last Week

LINKS

TW LW Wks "Title"
Artist
Pk
(Wks
@ #1)
1 1 2
Number One
(Week 2)

"Hurt"
Johnny Cash

1 (2)
2 - 1 "Why Not"
Hilary Duff
2
3 5 5 "Somewhere I Belong"
Linkin Park
3
4 7 14 "Clocks"
Coldplay
4
5 8 6 "The Wreckoning"
Boomkat (Featuring Mystic)
5
6 2 5 "The Remedy (I Won't Worry)"
Jason Mraz
2
7 3 8 "It Takes More"
Ms. Dynamite
3
8 - 1 "American Life"
Madonna
8
9 11 7 "Never (Past Tense)"
The Roc Project & Tina Arena
9
10 4 8 "Bring Me To Life"
Evanescence
4
11 9 14 "Dy-Na-Mi-Tee"
Ms. Dynamite
9
12 22 4 "Rock Your Body"
Justin Timberlake
12
13 6 6 "I Can't Break Down"
Sinead Quinn
6
14 18 3 "Swing, Swing"
The All-American Rejects
14
15 15 12 "Running"
No Doubt
15
16 13 6 "In This Life"
Chantal Kreviazuk
13
17 12 8 "Don't Dream It's Over"
Sixpence None The Richer
12
18 - 1 "In This Diary"
The Ataris
18
19 - 1 "To Love A Woman"
Lionel Richie & Enrique Iglesias
19
20 R-E 9 "Superman"
Eminem
9
21 21 5 "Damaged"
TLC
21
22 14 7 "Unwell"
matchbox twenty
14
23 - 1 "Sick N' Tired"
Ms. Dynamite
23
24 24 7 "If You're Not The One"
Daniel Bedingfield
24
25 - 1 "Do It With Madonna"
The Androids
25
26 27 6 "Lights Out"
Lisa Marie Presley
26
27 25 6 "The Jump Off"
Lil' Kim Featuring Mr. Cheeks
25
28 - 1 "Excuse Me Miss"
Jay-Z
28
29 - 1 "Losing Grip"
Avril Lavigne
29
30 - 1 "Love Is A Crime"
Anastacia
30
The J-SKWD DISCLisT
TW LW Wks Title
Artist
Purchase Date
Pk
(Wks
@ #1)
1 1 2
Number One
(Week 2)

American IV: The Man Comes Around
Johnny Cash
(March 2003)

1 (2)
2 - 1 Meteora
Linkin Park
(March 2003)
2
3 2 2 A Little Deeper
Ms. Dynamite
(March 2003)
2
4 - 1 The Eminem Show
Eminem
(June 2002)
4
5 3 2 A Rush Of Blood To The Head
Coldplay
(October 2002)
3
6 5 2 Waiting For My Rocket To Come
Jason Mraz
(March 2003)
5
7 10 2 Original Pirate Material
The Streets
(January 2003)
7
8 7 2 Kissin Time
Marianne Faithfull
(August 2002)
7
9 4 2 Fallen
Evanescence
(March 2003)
4
10 6 2 I Am Shelby Lynne
Shelby Lynne
(March 2000)
6