You know him as the J-O-E to the C hoe but the "C" actually
stands for Calleja. Thats right, his real name is Joseph Calleja. Born on
November 9, 1974 in Taylor, Michigan. Joesph Calleja later became known as
Joe C, the man who's 3 Foot 9 with a 10 foot dick. He used to come to Kid's
concerts in Detroit and then one time he got backstage by telling Kid that
he was with The Make A Wish Foundation and asked Kid if he wanted to smoke
a joint, and it went from there. Kid Rock bought Joe a karaoke machine for
Joe to practice at home and he did and he made up some real good rhymes.
He was great at Woodstock providing such rhymes as "SUCK IT" and "Peace Out
Motherfuckers". His backing vocals rule and create an element in songs that
has never been heard before. His most famous song to date is "Kyle's mom
is a big Fat Bitch." But he also does a really good solo in Devil Without
A Cause. Joe C. suffered from celiac disease, a chronic digestive disorder
which caused him to take up to 80 pills a day. And was also on a dialasis
machine which is a machine that cleans the toxins and poisons out of your
blood when your body can not. The disease also kept Joe C. from growing any
taller than 3" 9'. Even though he suffered from this disease Joe C. always
seemed full of life. He had a way to put a smile on my face whenever I watched
him perform or just an interview. I never had the chance to meet Joe C. But
he will always be in my heart.
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