"I'll love you twice as much on Friday cause I want the weekends off!"

"Age only matters if you're cheese."

"I, myself, am deeply jealous."

"My mommy won't let me play with toys that burn, bash, scratch or go boom."

"I'm the 23 hour doorman. I use to be the 24 hour doorman but I couldn't take the long hours."

"Well, my mother use to call me goo goo eyes."

"Hey you got some friends Pete, bring 'em over someday!"

"Peter we're gonna try and scare ya, so don't be scared."

"Not now, this is a family show!"

"Whenever a pussy cat cries they tear off its head, then the holler in it's ear, then they put the head back on the body. I don't know how it stays alive!"

"Just proves how far out in the country we really are...the milkman doesn't even deliever here."

"A minute and twelve seconds...that's a new meeting record."

"No, no, no...you monk the cookie...cook the Monkee then find the cookie."

"I didn't say we made money...I said we sing."

"It's not the passing beyond that mothers us so much...it's the coming back."

Frank Zappa: "That song is pretty white?" Davy Jones: "Well so am I, what can I tell ya?"

"You guys must be out of your birds!"

"I am standing up!"

"You're a nail bitter. You're a nail bitter, and your mother neva' ever loved you."

"One more remark like that and I'll hit you with me purse."

"It looks like a bunch of birds dancing to me."

"It's not how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose."

"It's not about age, It's about life."

"What advice could you give young people just starting out in the spy business?"

"Your eyes are like cupcakes floating in a sea of sour cream."

"If I don't get to see the Monkees, I'm gong to hold my breath until my face turns blue!"

"He know's me, he know's me! Wait, I'm Davy!"

"But now I can talk very openly about...s-e-x."

"Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor."

"Boy, am I ever doing nothing?"

"Who turned on the dark?"

"It looks like a tomato ketchup stain to me."

"It maybe stupid, but at least its dumb."

"Why do I always have to be the dumb one?"

"You, you said that if I make dinner and made my bed every night that I could have a pet."

"Oh yeah, wellt his gun says I go."

"It can't be you every week, Davy."

"I'm the dummy, Micky. I'm always the dummy."

"It's me, the face."

"He looks like a long-haired near sighted monster with a guitar."

"The power is inside of you. Nobody can give it to you...and nobody can take it away."

"Behind every dark cloud, there's usually rain."

"Why do I want a house, well you get wet if you live in a parking lot."

"Work hard, play hard, get plenty of roughage in your diet, and someday you'll own this hotel." "It is of my opinion that the people are intending."

"You're evil!"