THIS IS SO FUNNY I JUST HAD TO SEND IT

may I have your attention please
may I have your attention please
will the real slim shady
please shut up
I repeat
will the real slim shadey
please shut up
we are going to have a problem here
yall act like you never heard a white person before
who rhymes like before
punk kid tryin to be hardcore
who back washes words worser than before
letting us know why no one knows where there from
in the return of the
o no wait your a fool
you didn't pay money for this cd did you
and dr. dre says
everything you idiot
without dre beat
you'd be good as dead
the world has had enough of eminem
jiggy jiggy
even his girlfriend is cheating on him
look at him
walking around
living off dre
acting so cool
but he is really kind of neat though
little kid blast me off on his cd
why
because I turned him down for a date
he he
as for the question
who came first
was it Carson Daily or whether Fred Durst
I am sorry Slim this is going to hurt
they both came closer
then you will ever get jerk
your song gets on my nerve
your song gets on my nerve
your kind of lucky
cause you have more fame then you deserve
and that is the message I deliver to little kid
that you can get famous
and never know what talent is
of course they like you
of course they do
your like a cartoon version
of ricky rodish road silver spoon
your nothing but a product
brought to be bought up
you know that a year from now
you wont even be thought of
so you're right about the
animals and cannibals
some day you will stop dating dogs
and start dating higher mammals
and there is a lot of women out there
that think like me
that all can see
that slim shady is just a boy going through puberty
if you agree sing loudly with me
yes you're slim shadey
yes you're the real shadey
you sound like peter brady
you get quite irritating
so wont the real slim shadey
please shut up
please shut up
please shut up
yes your slim shadey
yes your the real shady
you sound like peter brady
you get quite irritating
so wont the real slim shadey
please shut up
please shut up
please shut up


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