Well, the thing is, the index page got way too long and I had to do something. Originally, what I did was cut my guestbook and poll out, but the guestbook and poll looked better on the front page. So, I cut out my funny text. If you still think it's funny, you can read it. Or you can ignore this entirely.
Moongewl the crazy, mixed-up science project gone wrong(VERY wrong!

Hi, I'm Moongewl, the black kitten with piercing green eyes and silver blood.
And too much spare time.
Ha ha ha. Just ignore Lightshadow, she's a bit strange.
And you're not strange? Excuse me but you're the one that looks like you fell into the La Brea tar pits!
Yeah, but you're the one with the candle wax in your fur.
*Glares* I'm not the one with the Pyramids of Giza up my butt 24/7.
Huh?
*starts to laugh* I looooooooove that one!
*sarcastically* Even though it makes about as much sense as when you said that Pollicle down the street loved me?
Well he was givin you the flirt eye. *giggles*
Like he wanted to eat me up, right?
Well if you want to put it that way......*isn't getting technical*
Because he did try to eat me. That was one hungry dog. Not to mention ugly.
True.
*remembers that everyone's looking at them* Oh yeah, um...hi...I'm Moongewl...and I'm repeating myself now...
*sits there with her mouth open*
*notices that Light's acting weird* What?
Stage fright.
Oh.*Sits there for awhile, and suddenly leaps up, eyes wide with fear*LOOK BEHIND YOU! IT'S JEMIMA!
Eeeeeeeeeeek! *runs off like a scared mouse*
MUAHAHAHAHA! NOW I CAN MAKE THIS WEBSITE BE THE WAY IT ALWAYS SHOULD HAVE BEEN-A SHRINE TO ME, JEMIMA! MUAHAHA---*falls over with a resounding THUD*
*hurridly shoves a dented frying pan behind her back* Now back to our regularly scheduled website.