Lurker's UnionGood evening, and welcome to the Lurker's Union. Here I will explain to you the fundamentals of lurking as well as the benefits to said activity. Lurking is something I do quite often. Be it at home, at a local restaurant, at a friend's house, out on the street, in the park, just anywhere there is nothing going on but standing and talking and other things, you just might see me lurking. The best way I could describe lurking is paying attention to your surroundings, developing a wry and surly sense of humor, looking disaffected and mostly being dark. Lurking can be done with a group of friends or on your own. At this point you guys might be saying to yourself, "Bosco, isn't this thing you call 'lurking' the same thing as hanging out?". If that's what you're thinking you've got the wrong attitude about it. True, it's similar to 'hanging out' in some respects, but it's like a different plateau. Generally speaking the darkness of lurking is absent in the usual definition of hanging out. So if darkness and loathing and languor are your kind of thing, I suggest you take up lurking.
See, this is me, and this WOULD be a good example of lurking, but:
Here's a better example of lurking. I hope you are all taking notes because THIS is what it's all about right here. Note the dark garments, the despondent look, and the setting and location are TOPS. It's true, the night time IS the right time. Lurk, baby, lurk.
My friends found this pin when they were going to go to the nudie bar and the place was closed. They went to a porn shop instead and they found this pin and bought it for me. Now I wear it on my lurk uniform. I've been lurking long and hard and I haven't really had time for anything other than lurking lately. I've been lurking a lot of overtime.
Okay you guys and girls, if you're tough enough to hang, you're tough enough to sign my guestbook...
Well, what are you waiting for? Get to it, you poser!
