Nellie
My doll is as dainty as a sparrow
Her figure is something to applaud
Where's she's narrow
She's narrow as an arrow
And she's broad
Where a broad
Should be broad

A hundred and one
Pounds of fun
That's my little honey bun
Get a load of honey bun tonight

I'm speaking of my sweetie pie
Only sixty inches high
Every inch is packed with dynomite

Her hair is blonde and curly
Her curls are hurly burly
Her lips are pips
I call her hips
Twirly and whirly

She's my baby and I'm her pap
I'm her booby; she's my trap
I am caught and I don't wanna run
'Cause I'm having so much fun with honey bun

A hundred and one pounds of fun
That's my little honey bun
Get a load of honey bun tonight

I'm speaking of my sweetie pie
Only sixty inches high
Every inch is packed with dynomite

Her hair is blonde and curly
Her curls are hurly burly
Her lips are pips
I call her hips
Twirly and whirly

I am caught and I don't wanna run
'Cause I'm having so much fun with honey bun
Believe me Sonny
She's a cookie who can cook you till you're done
I ain't being funny
Sonny put your money on my honey bun

Nurses
A hundred and one pounds of fun
That's my little honey bun
Get a load of honey bun tonight
I'm speaking of my sweetie pie

Billis
Only sixty inches high

All
Every inch is packed with dynomite
Her hair is blonde and curly
Her curls are hurly burly
Her lips are pips
I call her hips
Twirly and whirly

Billis
I am caught and I don't wanna run

All
'Cause I'm having so much fun with honey bun
And that's the finish
And it's time to go for now the show is done
We hope you liked us
And we hope that when you leave your seat and run
Down to the mess hall
You'll enjoy your dinner each and everyone

Nellie
Save me some turkey

All
And put some chestnut dressing on my honey bun

-South Pacific