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What once was WWW.KENGAGE.COM is now merely...



V I R T U A L P R E S E N C E
Writer, musician and knuckle-head Ken Gage is now presenting his heap o’ bizarre fun. Got rid of the fancy registered domain name, relying instead on the charity of the kind folks at Angelfire.com.

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The Galactic Junk Drawer of Links
P3 (Puzzles, Pranks and Propaganda)
A Personal Photo-album of Hideous Memories
Useful Downloads for the Cyberverse
Updated this very day, verily 16 January 2007 in the name of Eris!