You know you love Moxy Früvous too much when....
Okay, we all get a little obsessed sometimes, but there comes a time when you should know that you should only love Moxy Früvous half as much....
- You quit school/career/family/religion to follow Moxy Früvous around as they tour.
- The band can identify you in the audience, even if you're in the last row.
- After the concert, people are also lined up to get your autograph.
- You met your significant other at a Früconcert.
- ...the next year, you got engaged at one.
- ...and the band knew both of you well enough to play at the wedding.
- When FHDC is down, you threaten suicide and/or take hostages until it works again.
- You backpacked across Spain, searching for the imposter King.
- You're currently going down this list, saying, "yeah, yeah, not yet, yeah..."
- You wear the band's "I love Canadian boys" T-shirt. You're a guy.
- Your holy mecca is Frücon.
- Jian wrote you an email asking you to stop calling him.
- ...Murray, Mike, and Dave followed suit.
- You own both releases of Wood.
- All of your FrüCD's are signed by the band, including a limited release demo tape.
- Moxy Früvous doesn't stop by your city anymore after the "Room Service" incident.
- Your audience antics get noticed by the band.
- ...they're now part of the show.
- You've made a page like this.
- Your term paper in music theory was based entirely on "Johnny Saucep'n".
- ...You got an A.
- You legally changed your last name to Matheson.
- You got your boyfriend and his college roommate obsessed with the band as well.
- You started the Moxy Früvous Webring.
- You made Hash "Brownies" just so you could forget where you put the bed.
- You've stood on the roof in the nude.
- You tried to get on any Canadian talk show as the former lover of Mike Ford.
- Your Master's Thesis was written on the rise of Rush Limbaugh.
- You painstakingly draw your own bootleg T-shirts and sell them at concerts.
- You started an independently produced band just so you could open for the Frülads.