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You know you love Moxy Früvous too much when....

Okay, we all get a little obsessed sometimes, but there comes a time when you should know that you should only love Moxy Früvous half as much....

  1. You quit school/career/family/religion to follow Moxy Früvous around as they tour.
  2. The band can identify you in the audience, even if you're in the last row.
  3. After the concert, people are also lined up to get your autograph.
  4. You met your significant other at a Früconcert.
  5. ...the next year, you got engaged at one.
  6. ...and the band knew both of you well enough to play at the wedding.
  7. When FHDC is down, you threaten suicide and/or take hostages until it works again.
  8. You backpacked across Spain, searching for the imposter King.
  9. You're currently going down this list, saying, "yeah, yeah, not yet, yeah..."
  10. You wear the band's "I love Canadian boys" T-shirt. You're a guy.
  11. Your holy mecca is Frücon.
  12. Jian wrote you an email asking you to stop calling him.
  13. ...Murray, Mike, and Dave followed suit.
  14. You own both releases of Wood.
  15. All of your FrüCD's are signed by the band, including a limited release demo tape.
  16. Moxy Früvous doesn't stop by your city anymore after the "Room Service" incident.
  17. Your audience antics get noticed by the band.
  18. ...they're now part of the show.
  19. You've made a page like this.
  20. Your term paper in music theory was based entirely on "Johnny Saucep'n".
  21. ...You got an A.
  22. You legally changed your last name to Matheson.
  23. You got your boyfriend and his college roommate obsessed with the band as well.
  24. You started the Moxy Früvous Webring.
  25. You made Hash "Brownies" just so you could forget where you put the bed.
  26. You've stood on the roof in the nude.
  27. You tried to get on any Canadian talk show as the former lover of Mike Ford.
  28. Your Master's Thesis was written on the rise of Rush Limbaugh.
  29. You painstakingly draw your own bootleg T-shirts and sell them at concerts.
  30. You started an independently produced band just so you could open for the Frülads.