Wouldn't it be neato peachy keen if you had your own Früvous email account?
Yes, of course it would.
You get to have a name like Jianisasexybitch@FruObsession.zzn.com!!
Daveismykingofspain@FruObsession.zzn.com!!
Murraydescendedfromheaven@FruObsession.zzn.com!!
Mikecanjoinmymilitiaanytimehewants@FruObsession.zzn.com!!