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I am the All-Knowing Raja!!

Currently, I am trying to kill a fly with my computer manual in my living room (I'm using the fly swatter as a book mark in the new Harry Potter). But since my cat has graciously accepted the task, I'll sit down and answer some fan mail.

Jane
"umm...Hi there. How are you? You said to e-mail you, so I am. I like your page. Very nice. As you can tell, I'm not one for writing things. Well, ciao."
Thankee, Jane. I'm not one for reading things, but I greatly appreciate the feedback. You should've seen the look in my eyes upon discovering I had mail that didn't have something to do with alladvantage.com!! (It was a diabolical look.) And congratulations to Jane for writing my very first fan letter! As a prize, you get a warm fuzzy feeling of accomplishment.

Mary
"When I saw your site, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Wow. I always though that the people who make the sites were a bit obsessed, but you've have brought the term 'frühead' to new and scary levels. Also, on an eviler note, since your having sex with all of them, you've probably gotten some 'frü-head.' So have fun, go mad. But don't keep Jian all to yourself! Remember what they taught you in kindergarden: share. And Jian isn't the only hottie in the group! Murray's pretty damn hot. In fact, they all are! Ciao"
You can't fool me, Richard, I know it's you. Only you drink mango kiwi with a lime twist.
Sorry.
I'm glad I can be held responsible for your brand new bipolar disorder, and apparently, Prilosec can cure that. I don't keep Jian to myself, on Sundays he does charity work at the Ugly Girls Home and gives them some "Frühead". (Yes, the joke was bad, but it pleases me. When the world succumbs to me, you will live.)

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