Brent Shockley in a sumo costume

VS.

The two started the fight with the traditional stomping of feet. I really don't know if its traditional or not, but who really gives a rat's ass?

Fat sumo man quickly charged Brent and grabbed him tightly. Because of the man's immense strength and fatness, Brent was helpless and just stood there like a moron.

The sumo dood threw Brent to the ground where Brent recieved many foots, fists and fatasses to the face and gut. Brent was hurt badly.

With victory near, Fat Sumo squatted down and started to drop a load on Brent's face. Bonus points for this pleasant little shindig.

Out of nowhere, another fat sumo runs in to get a piece of Brent. But instead of punching and kicking him, he also squats and takes a dump on Brent's face. Must suck to be Brent...

Well, uh..Brent lost and sumo man won. Referee Stan (no one knnows where he came from)awarded Fat Sumo Man with the...prize...trophy thingie.