Note: Part of this episode is based on a TRUE Story!
Eh doods, welcome back to the HUGE Show! Sorry about the absence, I've been snowboarding in Colorado.
Hey, you grew a goatee!
I sure did.
Great women?
Nah, not really.
Let's bring out our first guest today...Dale Peskin. Come on out.
Hello.
So Dale...
Dale's not here...
What the hell?
Doesn't matter........what it is. You can blow me.
Can I?
Yea...I'll get my sack and rub it all over yer chin....you get yer index finger and check for pollups on me.
Awww! dood, thats gross!
You backwoods country fuck.....what are ya, a bluegum? Bring it on, gum!
Huh?!
And what about your friend there....he fuckin' a gum too.
A bluegum?
A bluegum...you pull yer lips back and they light up a Peter Fonda poster.......From the sixties.
Like a blacklight?
Yea, bring me home! Make my eyes bug out, bluegum.
Actually, my gums are like pink.
Well, that was interesting.
Ok, moving to our next guest...Maynard James Keenan of TOOL!
I hate everything. Some say a comet will fall from the sky, followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by...
Shut up.
You guys rock! TOOL rocks! A Perfect Circle rocks! I love you!
I eat dead bodies.
Aren't you guys touring with Rage this summer?
No.
Why not?
Because I don't like you.
When is the new TOOL album coming out?
Never.
Why not?
Because I hate everything.
Dammit!! I want a new TOOL album!
Boo-fucking-hoo.
Maynard, tell us about A Perfect Circle, the new band you're working with. Isn't the album coming out in May?
Ahh! Dood, MJK is nibbling on Ricky Martin's ear!
Dood! you mean that Ricky's dead body been lying on our stage for a few weeks? I thought someone was supposed to clean that up?
Guess not.
Well, shit, Garrett, go clean up that dead body and get that crazy guy outta here. Uhh...bye
Wow! what an episode! If you want to know more about the DALE PESKIN PROJECT, check back to the huge site in a few days or weeks. A.T. is gonna try to upload the prank call made by yours truly and A.T. himself. It'll work with any statement. So, it doesn't matter....what it is. You can blow me.