Ok, HUGE Show time.
Uh...yea...Our show today is a tribute? to British people and Homer Simpson. Our guests are Austin Powers, Roger Waters of Pink Floyd, and....Homer.
Seems we have alot of dead people on the show. And now we have a freakin cartoon character. (Shrugs) Oh well! Let's bring out the guests!
(British Accent) Hullo boys...hullo Heidi.
Tee hee hee.
(British accent)Why the hell am I here?
Roger...I'm a HUGE fan. You guys rock!
Me too! I love all your albums.
(British accent)Eat shit.
(British accent)Don't...it's a bit nutty.
Nuts, eh?
Well, Roger...why don't you blow me?
(British accent)I don't understand your American slang terms...so eat shit.
Anyways, Austin...are you still...uh...swinging?
(British accent)Aways will be, baby! (mentally undresses Heidi)
Ok...uh...
(British accent)May I interupt?
NO!!
(British accent)You two are a pathetic bunch of losers who have nothing better to do then cut off people's heads and put sentences next to them on a webpage and call it a talk show! You disgust me!
(British accent)Don't get your panties in a wad, Roger.
(British accent)Goodday! (Leaves)
...
You know what's great? Cocktail weenies! They come in this little red sauce...it looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother...IT AIN'T KETCHUP!
Sweet.
(British accent)Very shagadelic!
Nice to see you again, A.T.
Oh hey, its Evil George Washington.
(German accent)Me too.
Me three! Hahaha
Hi guys!
Don't forget me...you knocked me out, you bitch!
I sure did.
I'll get down to business...We are the Fearsome Fivesome. We get our name from the 5-person long boof train we participate in. I am the leader of this...menagerie. If you wish to get your frisbee back, you must engage in combat with us!
You're a fuckin' fag, dood!
I beg your pardon?
No pardon for you, bitch. Get outta here, we're trying to do a show!
(British accent)May I say something? It's all about peace and love. We all need...ahh!(falls over dead)
You shot Austin Powers!
Fine shot, if I say so myself. I think that I have made my point. Meet us at Bueno at sunrise!
What a douchebag. Looks like FIGHT CLUB is gonna be resurrected. Let's roll, G.
Will the legendary FIGHT CLUB come back? Will a rumble take place? Will I be involved..?
No.
...dammit! Oh well, find out next time on a special edition of the HUGE Show...the ROYAL RUMBLE...A.T. and his doods vs. George Washington and his minions of evil. What events will...
Dood, shut up.
Ok.
HEllo?
HELLO?!!
DOH!