Welcome back folks to another HUGE Show! Today's victims...I mean guests...are Shannon Newman, Ayla Keeling, and my Spanish teacher, Mr. Korrie. We'll also have a special appearance by, you know and love her guys, our own Heidi Klum!
Mr. Korrie?
Si?
I heard you take pictures of women's stomachs in bars in your spare time!
(Acts like he's going to say something but doesn't)
Dood, where'd he go?
I dunno.
Anyways, let's bring out Shannon!
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Shannon?
Where's Shannon?
I dunno...let's bring out Heidi and Ayla!
Here there A.T., Garrett...it's great to be on the show.
Hey boys. (winks at A.T.)
So ladies, who's your fantasy man?
Definately A.T.
A.T. ...he is so damn sexy. A.T., what makes you so HUGE?
(In Barry White's voice)Baby...I just don't know what makes A.T. so HUGE. He just is.
Dood, you're talking in third person again!
So what?
A.T., I want you right here...right now.
Me too.
(Smiles) Who's your daddy?
Oh gosh! *sighs*
Donde esta mis pantelones?
Huh?!
Don-de es-ta mis pant-e-lon-es?
Huh?!
(Starts to say something but just leaves)
(Rubbing A.T.'s thigh)Come on! Let's go!
Hold on babe. Now that he's gone, we'll ask Shannon some questions. Were you guys...uh...you know?
Huh?!
Shannon?
Yea?!
Um. What do you like to eat for lunch at school?
SUMMER SAUSAGE!!
HAHAHA!
Shut up Garrett!All you do is make fun of me!
Hell yea bitch, I'll do whatever I want!
Yes sir.
(In Barry White voice again)Ladies...I kinda feel like makin' love.
Sure, anything for King Andrew, the Great!
Finally!
Sounds good.
Well, now that they are backstage, I'll have to do the show. Where the hell is Jessica?
Is Barry White here?
Nah, its just stupid Garrett.
What a beating.
Dammit! This show is over.
Uh...(looks like he's gonna say something but just leaves)