Episode 4

Hey there loyal viewers and welcome back to today or this week's or whatever's edition of the HUGE Show. Today's show should be ok; we have Michael Jackson, Ronald McDonald, and a fat Hawaiian guy.

Yup.

Let's start with you Ronald, how long have you been molesting children?

Well A.T., I think it will be 6 years this June. In fact...I've got my eye on Garrett right now!

Dood, get the hell away from me!

(Advancing towards Garrett) Come here big boy. I need to get me some suga!

(Stepping back) Hmm....sounds tempting, but I think I'll have to pass.

GET IN MY BELLY!

Hey, that's my line, cheesemosa!

[Ronald chases Garrett backstage where he rapes him]

....Well, anyways, my co-host is being anally raped backstage. (snickers) So what's goin on with you guys?

I've also been molesting children.

I just molest animals.

Shit...is there anything we can talk about other than molesting?

Not that I can think of.

I like to grease myself up and dance around a fire with Phatty J.

[Phatty J enters]

Who summoned me?

Phatty J!

A big fat Hawaiian guy! How are you doing?

I ate some ketchup with Feild last night...that guy is great. Let's leave and go dance the Chooky-Monga.

[Phatty J and fat Hawaiian guy exit]

Why is everyone leaving?

Maybe they want us to be alone. We were destined to be together!

TOO MUCH GAY STUFF!!!!!!!! (Throws a chair at Michael Jackson)

Oww! You'll pay for that one, bitch. (Pulls A.T.'s hair)

Stop pulling my damn hair! (punches MJ in the face and knocks all of his fucking teeth out)

AHHHhhhhh....(gets knocked out)

Dammit. This sucks. I need some refreshment.(snaps fingers)

Here you go sir, and would you like a present?

Yes.

[Garrett enters]

(Yelling towards backstage) Thanks Ronald, I'll call you sometime! Dood, my ass hurts.

Dood, you had buttsex!

Yea, I guess I did.

You're banned from the show for....5 minutes. Go to your cell!

Yes sir.

[Garrett leaves]

Well, Ronald McDonald raped Garrett, a fat Hawaiian guy went dancing with Phatty J, and I knocked out Michael Jackson. Good job Heidi. Anyways, I think we need some more female presence on this show, so starting next week...no more guys that may want to perform sexual intercourse with another man...for a while. Until next time...