Hey there folks, welcome back to another fantastic episode of the HUGE show! Today on the show we're having a spelling bee! I guess we could'nt think of any better to do. Right Garrett?
That is right A.T. The Administer of the spelling bee is Dick Clark. Say hello Dick.
Hi.
Today's contentants will be Tanner Cone (Chief Big Calves) and Natalie Smith.
Oh its a spelling bee. It's a beating.
Who said something about a bee?
It's not your frisbee. George Washington still has it. Don't worry, we'll get it back.
Ok, come one Feild let's go shoot cars with slingshots in that gutter.
Let's bring out the contestants!
Ha!
How is everyone doing? I'm just dandy.
Ok Dick, take it away.
Ok...Natalie spell GOOD.
I like Skittles!
What the hell?
Hmm...this should be interesting.
WRONG! its G-O-O-D. Now, Tanner, spell "Yes".
S-e-y?
No, Y-E-S.
Darn it! I'm in a dilly of a pickle!
Natalie, spell HUMAN.
What?!
Wrong, H-U-M-A-N, Tanner, spell CAT.
Hmm.....T-A-C?
No, stupid, that's wrong. Natalie spell POSTER.
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Natalie? You there?
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I can spell it! R-E-T-S-O-P?
What the hell is wrong with you people?! You can't spell worth shit! It's P-O-S-T-E-R!!!
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Ok, Tanner, you can go again. Spell PARAMECIUM.
Hmmm.....(thinking really hard).
Hmmm......(still thinking).
AKANDGKN"DGADLGADGKND"G (head explodes)
Gross!! AHHH!!!
Fuck this. I'm leaving...see if I ever appear on your stupid show again!
Not so fast, Dick.
Yea!
What the hell do YOU want?!
You come into my house and insult me. You're DEAD. DOODS!
Time to take out the trash. Come here, dicky dicky dicky!
What are you doing to me? STOP! NOOOOOO! (dies)
Thanks brothas!
Another show down, and one more fatality. This can't be good for our ratings.
That's all for today folks! Tune in next week when we are joined by Mr. Korrie and Shannon Summer Sausage. Actually, that might be not on next week, we may have Michael Jackson and Ronald McDonald instead.
Peace.