Uhhh...I think A.T.'s like passed out somewhere, so...I guess I'm the host today. Hey doods, where's A.T.?
Hell if I know. We were going to get some Chicken McMidgets...some food.
...
I'm hungry!
I think he's asleep.
It's a beating.
I killed him! Hahaha...actually I'm joking. I have killed no one.
Uh...I guess let's bring out today's guests. (Under his breath) *what a shitty lineup!* George Washington, Ricky Martin, and sexy man Ryan Ross!
Wassup Garrett, where's A.T.
Who knows?
Hola bitches!!
....
So Ryan, I hear you're making a new movie.
No I'm not, you dumbass.
(Looking shocked)What?!
I'm just pullin your chain.
What chain?
...right, yes anyway my movie is Surfing Tigers II: the Revenge.
I hear Shannon Newman is co-starring with you.
Yea, we rehearsed the sex scence 12 times after we had already done the first one and gotten it over with!
That's great...what about you Ricky, what have you been up to?
I've been livin' la vida loca!
You disgust me you Latino piece of trash!
Now he speaks.
Bring it on, old man...Ole!
(Slitting Ricky Martin's throat)HAHAHAHAH!!
Did George Washington just kill Ricky Martin?
I think so
Do people always die on this show?
Yea, kinda...shit happens ya know.
I'm outta here...I'm gonna go get some from Shannon.
So George, do you like TOOL?
I love TOOL, they rock.
So...uh...George, are you evil?
Yes,I am! I have kidnapped your beloved host A.T. and I'm gonna cut off his balls and make you eat them!!
AHHHHHH!
Sorry Garrett, I woke up next to some naked girl in a house I've never been to...I think.
Hey George, you're full of shit!
....Dammit!..Hey look over there...YOINKKK!!
What the hell happened here? Did you kill Ricky Martin?
N...uh...YES, yes I did
Good job.
Hey, that weasel snagged the bee!
Alas, the bee is gone. And I belive that this is not the last we'll see of Evil George Washington. I hope that we discover the whereabeats of the sacred bee soon...until next time folks.