Hi, I'm A.T. You may remember me from such online talk shows as The Later Than Shit Show and White Trash Battle Royale.com
Yea, International HUGE Show today. First off we have Hans von Beeshcock from Germany and a lepracaun from Ireland.
Yup, Garrett is gonna translate some German for us we're gonna mess with a lepracaun because tomorrow is St. Patrick's day. Ok, Hans, come on down!
(German accent)Hello A.T....(dark and sinister tone) Hello Garrett.
Now Hans, I think we all know how much German's scare Garrett. So no more shit like that, I mean it!
(German accent)Forgiveness please. Ok, Garrett, let's talk German!
.........ok.
AGKDGN:ADGN!*&(R#@)#)MDG})Q#(JG $M!~@$~!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my gentle Jesus.
That means "Hello" in German.
....ok.
Jeeekijilfreagfikplof!
That means "yes".
I can't take this. Why do you people talk like that? Say "I love fairies and dandelions."
...hmmm...here we go:
AHHH!!!!!! (head explodes)
Why'd his head explode?
I knew that all German's are evil. So if he said that, his head would explode. Simple.
Let's bring out that lepracaun, shall we?
(Irish accent)Hello boys, I'm gram the lepracaun!
(Points in his face)HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
You sound gay. I bet you get beat up alot at school...
(Irish accent)Is this how you treat all your guests?
Hell yea.
I stole your pot 'o gold!
(Irish accent)Give it back!
No way, faggot!
Give me three wishes, bitch!
(Irish)I can only grant wishes to kind people!
....you're gay! Screw this, I'm gonna go eat a big fat bowl of Trix!
Can I have some?
Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!
Dammit.
(Irish accent)May I leave?
Yea, just go to that office over there and talk to Johnny TT, he'll clear everything up.
(Snickers)tee hee hee.
What's so funny?
Get outta here, you little bitch!
Trix time.
Yea, me too.