Ok folks, we've got a great show lined up for you today. In fact, this is our first episode!
Yes indeed-eely
....Ok....by the way, this is my co-host Garrett. He's a douchebag sometimes. Today's guests include: Adolf Hitler, you may remember him from World War II, Feild Patten, one of our crew members, and Alice in Chains guitarist Jerry Cantrell! Let's bring out our first guests: Adolf and Feild.
(In German accent) Hello A.T., hello Garrett.
Wassup G.
*sob* German's scare me...
Hey dudes
Hidey-ho Feild...let's start out with you Hitler. Uh...I thought you were dead
(In German accent)I was. But your mad scientist friend Luke brought me back to life.
(Peeping from backstage) Yes I did.
GO AWAY FAGGOT!!
Garrett, I would call you an idiot, but I'd be afraid to insult other idiots.
(Looking confused)...I don't get it
So anyway, Hitler, what are your plans? I hear you are planning on taking over the world.
(In German Accent)I am; alongside my lover Bill Gates!
(In unison)Bill Gates!!He's pure evil!
(In German Accent)With my military tactics and Bill's unlimited supply of money and boyish good looks, we will rule the world together! We will start by taking over...
Hey there boy-os?
(In German accent)Hey honey!
Adolf, sweetheart, what are you doing here?
(In German accent)I'm discussing our plans to take over the world.
What a beating.
Let's blow this joint and go rock the Cazbaugh, if ya know what I mean.
(In German accent)Ok, bye guys!
....
So Feild, I heard you have something.
I've got an ounce in my shoe.
FANTASTIC!
Let's bring out Jerry Cantrell from Alice in Chains
Wassup boys.
Wassup dood.
So Jerry, what's up with that song "Rooster"?
Well A.T., alot of our songs really rock and some just blow a fat goat. And some of our songs have really stupid lyrics that make no sense and are just stupid. "Rooster" is one of these. A rooster is a barnyard animal kind of like...
Ok, shut up time, cockmaster....That's about all the time we have. See ya next time. Thanks Hitler, Feild and Jerry Cantrell, you guys rock!
This sucks dammit.
I want some ketchup.