Howdy folks! Welcome back to the long-anticipated return of the HUGE Show! This season promises to be much better than the first. I promise. Well, anywho, I'm your host, A.T. and with me always is my co-host, Garrett.
Hey.
We've got a great show lined up today. Today's lineup includes Republican hopeful George Bush and pop princess Britney Spears!
Boy I'd like to jump her bones.
Let's bring 'em out!
Hello A.T., hello Garrett.
Hi everybody!!!
We'll start with you Mr. Bush...Didn't you recently appear on Oprah?
Yea...but that slimy bastard Gore beat me to it. Now all the women in America wanna jump his bones just because he got there first. But at least I bet him to it on this show, should help me secure some votes.
Haha, he said "jump his bones"!
Doesn't this show get the highest ratings on the web like you told me earlier?
Uh...yea.
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Was appearing on Oprah an act to solicit to the women voters across the nation?
What the hell is this? CNN? I didn't know you guys were all political. I just wanna relax tonite and not think about the election.
Hey dood, one more political thing...Didn't you used to puff the cheeba back in your day?
I don't think we should ask that.
Hell yea, man! I used to toke it with Peter Fonda on the set of "Easy Rider". After filming, we'd take a few acid hits and drive around on motorcycles and fuck shit up. In fact, you guys mind if I blaze up a few rocks really quick?
Huh?
I like skittles!
George Bush is smoking crack on my show! It doesn't get much better than this.
Ahh...that's better
So Britney, you into any political...stuff?
Yes, actually. I used to be an intern at the White House three years ago. Mr. Clinton and I were really close. I told him I wanted to be a singer and he just told me if I "scratched his back, he'd scratch mine." And I did, and he got me a big record deal!
Hey baby, if I become president, you wanna intern with me?
Sure!!!
Hey Britney, how 'bout me and you go get aquainted backstage.
Hell no.
Who is this little shit?
This is one of janitors, gram. He's a little bitch.
No I'm not.
Yea, but you are a piece of shit
Am not!
Well yea, but you're a little bitch.
Sure are.
Dammit...I swear you guys rip up on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here.
Yea, whatever.
Well, Ms. Spears, aren't you dating that *N Sync guy?
Yea, me and Justin are in love.
I heard he was gay.
Me too.
*sobs*
Well doods, that's all the time we have today. I'd like to thank our guests...Mr. Bush, good luck in the election, and Britney, good luck with your gay boyfriend. So long.
Peace.
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