Doug Linus
a.k.a Kevin Farley
Born: 6.8.65
Astrological sign: Gemini
Signature dance move: Swiveling hips and crotch grab
In my spare time I like to: Think up subliminal messages for my songs
Favorite CDs: Krokus, Pantera, Anthrax, Whitesnake
Favorite food: Ham Pizza
Favorite color: Green
Favorite movie: Detroit Rock City
Favorite cologne: My own sweat
What I look for in a woman: She can bench 250 pounds
If I were an animal, I'd be...: A rhino, I'm horny
Deepest darkest secret: I'm a spy for the CIA and the United States is secretly stock-piling nuclear weapons off the coast of Zimbabwe.