Just a Lil Bashing of Men and Morons and things that just Irritate the Hell outta us!!

There are so many MORONS out there that it just makes us look that much BRIGHTER!! As for MEN, well that just self explanitory. And for the things that PISS a person off, I'm sure that there just isn't enough room for them.

• You can't fix stupid.
• We're not prejudiced, we just hate stupid people.
• The more men I know, the more I like my dog.
• The next time a guy hits on you and you're tired of it, just tell him that he might have a chance if his pecker's as big as his mouth.
• Why is it that some people think they are so much better than everyone else?? As far as I'm concerned, if you have money, you can keep your money or buy a new attitude. Some day, someone will give you one hell of an attitude adjustment, and ya not gonna like it. Hell I'd be more than happy to whack ya on the head 'till yer nice again!!
• Why is it that whenever you're in a hurry to go somewhere, yer doin the speed limit, and some asswipe hurries to pull out in front of you and slows down to like 10 mph?? I'm so gonna put a cow killer on the front of my truck and move them.
• If you're going say something that stupid you could at least fake a stroke.
• I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
• Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?
• At first i thought you had the IQ of an ice scraper, but then it occured to me that an ice scraper has 2 things you dont: Direction and purpose.
• Your father should have pulled out and spit you on the wall.
• Never trust a man with short legs because his brains are too near the bottom.
• What is the smallest muscle in a sheeps ass? Apparently your dick.
• To you men out there that tell a woman that she can't do anything that a man can do, I have some advice for you. KISS MY FUCKIN ASS!! Some of you are so damn stupid that you couldn't even find the right hole unless there was hair around it. Face the fact that you are a regular peice of brainless space and shut the hell up. By the way, I'm the one that fixed MEN mistakes the last two years in the shop i was in. So take that and shove it in yer ass!
• God gave men slightly bigger brains than a dog for one reason,,,, just so men don't hump a woman's leg.
• I would take yer idea under advisement if it didn't come out yer ass. I swear sometimes, the shit that you actually think would work, works better as a smelly fart. At least that has reason to be. So please, don't try to think anymore, yer smellin up the place.

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