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Jap's Discovery .. *Top Story* One late evening in November, the Jap kids of China Rats were playing near the school in the back alley's of China Rats. They discovered a poor helpless little cat. Brutally kicking it and throwing rocks, the cat soon became near death. It was too hungry and weak to go on and make it home that night. And so, one family was left sad with out their pet. The next day, China Rats made their discovery. We intereviwed them and they said it was the tastiest cat they've had in 20 years! Inside the home of China Rats.. What exactly happens behind the closed doors of China Rats? Well we took the *Mangled Cam* (TM) and went inside to get you the details. Inside, we found hundreds of cats, hung on walls, thrown across tables, slaughtered, beaten, whipped, handcuffed, chained, killed, stoned, drunk, mauled, MANGLED, and stripped down to their bare bones. Why was this happneing? An interview with Tao Wachtchung, owner of China Rats, claimed that they are too poor to afford the costs of imported chicken from China. Therefore, they kill cats and use them in place. How fair is this to the people of OF? A recent study shows there was an estimate of 2,000 cats in 1999. There is now an estimate of 50. Is your beef and chicken what you think it is? When you eat at China Rats, are you really eating the beef and chicken, or are you in for a special treat? The *Mangled Cam's* (TM) latest discovery was the meat quality in China Rats. They are using rats for beef and cat for chicken. Is this healthy? No, you can pick up various diseases. Some cases of rabies, liver disease, rotting of the stomach, enflamed esophagus, and in very rare cases, Molaria which must have been from the West Nile Disease. Please stay away from China Rats, as you may know already of their 'deadly ingredients.
A remark from China Rats.. We recieved an email from Wayland concerning the "mangled" remarks used in China Rats.. Hello, this is the CEO of China Rats Incorporated, and we do not appreciate the racial SLURS you are using on our location in Pennsylvania. So if you would please get off the topic of "Mangled" we would greatly appreciate it. -Chang Woofonug -China Rats Inc. |