PERILS OF OUTERSPACE III
Once there was an over wait fiary named Milly. She was so obese that she couldn't even get her fat ass off the ground to fly. The cruel school children called her Milly the milk cow. The little basterds used to fly around her and go "Mooooooo, Mooooooo".
But she got her revenge. One day as all the little fairies slept Milly cut thier wings off and castrated the males with a dull rusty spoon, all the while muttering to herself over and over again "skinny assed little basterds. skinny assed little bastereds." WAH HA HA WAH HA HA (evil luagh)
Epilouge: Milly was put in an inase assylum at the age of 16. the fairies got prostetic wings, but the guys were never quite the same.