Queer Jokes
Queer Jokes
Why was the queer fired from the sperm bank??
He was caught drinking on the job.
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Did you hear about the two queers in a telephone box?
They were trying to ring each other!
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Did you hear about the Australian queer that went missing?
They found him in Sydney!
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What about the queer that got busted coming through customs?
They found a false bottom in his suitcase.
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What about the two Scottish queers?
Ben Doon and Phil McCrevis
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My doctors is a queer!
He tells me to hold his balls when I cough!
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What's the difference between a microwave and a queer?
A microwave doesn't brown your meat!
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What's the difference between a fridge and a queer?
A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!
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What does AIDS stand for?
Arsehole Injected Death Sentence!
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What does AIDS stand for?
Always In Deep Shit!
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Two queers were on the beach, one says to the other, "shall I put the
umbrella up?". The other one replies, "yes but don't open it!".
Why are they having trouble finding a cure for Aids??
The scientists can't get mice to butt fuck.
What do you call two Irish queers?
Patrick Fitzmichael an Michael Fitzpatrick
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as??
Speed bumps
How do you know if your roommate is gay?
His dick tastes like shit.
What do you call a gay Dinosaur?
A Megasoreass.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to put it in and one to write a folk song about it.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Well-hung!
What is the leading cause of death among lesbians?
Hairballs.
When a man and woman get married they need a marriage license.
What do Lesbians need??
A licker license.
What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
What's the definition of a lesbian?
Just another damn woman trying to do a man's job.
How did the whale get aids?
He got rear ended by a ferry.
What did Rock Hudson get in heaven?
First aids man.
What did Jim Nabors do on his holidays?
Went down on the Hudson.
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