1. What's your name?

Caleb

2. How old are you?

19

3. Are you still a virgin?

Yes

4. Do you know anything about the singer Sisqo?

A little, nothing worth my mentioning though.

5. Why in the morning the radio station Dj say they going help wake you up, and play music, but all they do is talk from 6-10?

It stems back from when they were kids in school and the principal would come on the PA and announce that its time for This Morning's Announcements. After proclaiming how well Sally Suckworth did during yesterday's Academic Bowl, "Single-handedly beating that whole team of thirteen people from ---- High School," he would proceed to screw Miss Bagglesworth on his Mahogany Desk forgetting that he had left his PA microphone on. Modern radio dj's hope that they will get some if they emulate their principals.

6. Why is The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin and HHH the most overrated wrestlers?

I'm not down with pop culture.

7. Why do we see the same damn wrestlers every tv show?

Because every time they show you a new one, they also show that same one at another point in time. Therefore you will see them more than once. I think your use of the word "every" is a little ... over emphasized. I also think i royally fucked that last sentence of mine up.

8. Do you know anything about the wrestler Test?

Is this it? If so, did I pass? If not, then no I don't.

9. When did you start this question survey?

ermmm.. on the seventh of June I think.

10. What's the best way to get head.

Via a females' mouth.

1. Your walking down a beach somewhere and you stumble upon an old Arabian oil lamp. You rub the side to wipe the sand from an inscription and a genie comes out with smoke and lots of neat special effects causing you to completely forget the inscription. Anyway, he (or she) tells you you have three wishes with no limitations on what you can wish for. What would your three wishes be?

I would wish to never disappoint my mother again, to have my life go the way I want it, and to find someone that returns what I give them.

2. If offered unlimited power, infinate wealth, or the chance for unconditional love for one day, which would you choose?

I'm unclear as to what you mean by power, and money is money. I'd take the latter.

3. Say your diagnosed with cancer that will kill you within the year. What would you do in that final year to make your life complete or give you a sense of peace before you die?

Depending on the mood I am in after hearing this diagnosis I would either make my name known to future generations by doing a. mass carnage and destruction, with me getting the nice nasty bits caught in my hair. or b. mass representing of ... I'm not good at doing nice things, so I'd have to take mass carnage and destruction again. Maybe without the nice nasty bits getting in my hair, just to show I care.

How does a Quadruple amputee deaf/mute/blind tell people when he needs something?

I would imagine he spits. Thats what I would do anyway.

1. are you gay?..thats my first question

Yes, I'm 29% gay.

2. second can you send me a dollar?

No, I just drove you all over Toledo.

3. and third...wanna smoke a bongload?

A what?

1. If you found out that a friend of yours was cutting his/herself (because they are depressed) would you ignore it and think that they'll get over it or would you get upset at them and just leave them behind?

Since I am only given two options, neither of which I like, I will make a decision using one of them. My experience with this has been of the sort that I would choose to ignore it, because my friend that I have experienced this with would not have changed for me anyway. Such is my social life.

1. If you could have sex with a female version of yourself... Would you do it?

At this exact moment in time, I won't have sex with any female. The feeling will pass as my senses return back to the numbed state that is reality as the news I learned wears off. I don't know that I would have sex with a female version of myself. I don't much (for, I think, obvious reasons) care for myself. I don't think I could stand a female version.

1. am i a friend or an acquaintance to you and what does that mean?

You are a friend to me. A friend is someone whom i care about and whom I respect.

2. in your last questions #44 who was that friend?

After going back and reading question #44 I remembered that it was Teresa that I was speaking of. I still am unsure of what it was that I did, but I regret it.

3. that night that you left what were the thoughts running through your head as you kissed me?

I was thinking, this may be the last time in a while that I will be able to kiss an attractive girl. Seize the moment, Caleb. It was also a way of saying thank you, for caring about me always, no matter who I was or what I may have done. Thank you.

4. would we have worked out if we were given a second chance?

No. I don't think so.

5. what if you didn't have to have left i mean...then would it have...or better yet would you have wanted it to....?

Work out? I would not have wanted it to work out because I have no desire to go back out with you. You will always be a friend to me, more than a friend, but never again my girlfriend. I don't think I'm speaking meanly, but if so, just slap me.

1. what is your favorite pair of underwear/boxers?

My favorite pair of boxers would be the pair that were given to me by one of my ex girlfriends. Julie. Joe Boxer ones. I get mad girls with them.. not really, but it would be coo.

1. a bongload is some marijuana packed in a water pipe and then smoked..isnt it?

I don't know, I've never done drugs.

2. did you mind driving my ass allover toledo?

The only part I minded was how much Toledo Ohio sucks my balls. No, I didn't mind driving your ass all over Toledo.

3. was it really THAT smoky?

Yes, it was really THAT smokey.

4. how come i lost your punk ass during icps set?

Because your use of the mind altering substance Marijuana was hurting my head, and I wanted to get as close to the front as possible. Which I succeeded in doing.

5. why were you behind me and hten 2 seconds later you were fuckin gone?

Read the answer to your previous question.

6. the gathering next year bro?

If life doesn't end up getting in the way.

1. Do you really think your life is that pointless and boring?

Gosh, did I say that? No, I don't find my life pointless at all.

1. do you think that we could have made things work out between us if i werent such a bitch?

I think that we could have made an effort. I can't say what may or may not have happened.

2. how much did you truely care?

About what you did? Alot. That ... hurt to put it lightly.

3. if someone here told you that they loved you and wanted to be with you forever would you move back and be with them if you had those feelings towards them as well?

Yes, in an instant. Provided those conditions were met.

4. do you still have those feelings?

Ermm... I believe that I'm lost. Which feelings? The ones where I love someone and want to be with them forever or other feelings?

1. What time is it?

340 am

2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate?

Caleb Wayne Anderson

3. Nicknames?

None

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?

Nineteen

6. Date that you regularly blow them out?

April 5

7. Pets?

None

8. Height?

5'9"

9. Eye colour?

I don't know.

10. Hair Color?

Brown?

11. Piercing?

None.

12. Tattoos?

None.

13. How much do you love your job?

I enjoy it.

14. Birthplace?

Great Falls, Montana

15. Hometown?

Great Falls, Montana

16. Current Residence?

Janesville, Wisconsin

17. Been in love before?

Yes.

18. Been to Europe?

No.

19. Loved somebody so much it made you cry?

No.

22. Been in a car crash?

No.

23. Croutons or Bacon Bits?

Croutons.

24. 2 doors or 4 (on a car)?

2.

25. Coffee or Ice Cream?

Ice cream.

26. Blanket or Stuffed Animal?

Stuffed animal.

27. Dumper or Dumpie?

Dumpie.

28. Favorite Salad Dressing?

Ranch.

29. Something that seems to have disappeared?

My ... sense of self awareness.

30. Lucky Number?

2

31. Favorite Movie?

American Beauty.

32. Quote from a book ?

"The dew seems to have fallen with a particularly sickening thud this morning."

33. Favorite Food?

Taco Treat

34. Favorite Day of the Week?

Saturday

35. Song Playing at the moment?

None.

36. Favorite TV show?

Futurama.

37. Favorite Toothpaste?

Ermmm... whatever it is im using i suppose.

38. Favorite Restaurant?

3D's

39. Favorite Flower?

None.

40. Least Favorite Thing?

Girls

41. Favorite Sport to Watch?

Girls

42. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?

Burger King

43. When was your last hospital visit?

Errmm.. I don't know.

44. What was it for?

I took my friend, John, to the hospital.

45. What color is your bedroom carpet?

I don't Know

46. How many times did you fail your Permit/Driver test?

None.

47. What do you think of Ouija boards?

Never had the pleasure.

48. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs?

No clue whatsoever.

49. Who is the last person that you got mail from before this one?

Junk Mail

50. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

Yes, a few.

51. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card?

Mitsubishi Motors Japan.

52. What do you do most often when you are bored?

Ermmm.. sleep.

53. Which words or phrases do you overuse?

Yo.

54. Friend who lives farthest away?

Rachel.

55. Most annoying thing?

Girls.

56. Best things?

Girls, food, books.

57. Bedtime?

4 am - 8 am

58. What are you wearing?

Errm... pajama pants and glasses.

59. Who is the person you most admire?

Hitler.

60. What time is it now?

353 am