Full Name? simone, segaletti
Nickname(s)? slutmaster 2000, holmes, spaghetti, semen shabang,
Age? 17
Date of birth? 2nd april 1982
Born where? Malaysia, or up your ass, i don't remember
Color hair? black
Color eyes?brown
Tall / average / short? tall
Fat / average / thin? average
Any special talents?i can burn myself, and spell my name backwards
Hobbies?collecting pokemon cards j/k, i like lookin at clinton's ass
Favorite Color(s)?red
Favorite Food(s)?blood
School?dawson college
Known fluent Language(s)? english, italian
Favorite Pro Athlete? Ron Jeremy, he's the best porno star
Favorite Type(s) of music? punk, rap , r n b, hip hop, SUBLIME & RAGE AGINST THE MACHINE RULEZ
Favorite song(s)? don't know names of them, i'm what you call stupid
Number of times you got an ass whoopin? 7 attempts, none succesful
Number of times you got your face flushed down the toilet? not my face but my turds
Coke or Pepsi? coke
Alcohol or Soda? alcohol
Have you ever taken a piss in the woods, if so how many times? 3,000,456,708,934,257,237,846,169
Do you like Charlie Sheen? no, but charlie brown ROCKS THA HOUSE !!!
Do you like dancing? I like givin lap dances
Favorite TV show? Futurama
Favorite Actor/Actress? Jackie Chan or Jennifer Lopez, (you know why) no? cause she got a dick
Favorite PlayBoy/PlayGirl Model? Carmen Electra, cause she's the only dark haired bimbo i know
Favorite VideoGame?loaded, cause you get to massacre people, or kingpin cause you get to massacre people, or carmageddon cause you get to massacre people
Favorite Movie?rambo cause people get massacred, or Ninja Scrolls, or Akira cause people get massacred, and burned
No pigeon, or No scrub? No Dolphin, DAN MARINO SUCKS, No i don't want no dolphin, dolphin is a guy who really sucks at sports, he's a crappy quarterback, who always gets sacked and moans from gay sex
Favorite Quote?A dick is a dick, but a branch is no dick at all, Hey jabroni, eat my ravioli,
Favorite pet/animal?My twat
Wesmount High School Cool or Not?Hot, after i set it on fire
What do you think of the Palace (Movie theater)?It sucks major royal hard up the ass crap
Favorite sport to play?pocket pool
Favorite sport to watch?mirror pocket pool
Most annoying and irritating thing?well you'd call him a person, but it could be a thing, very large thing
Most annoying and irritating person? michael jackson
Micael Jackson and Mickey Mouse....same person or not? No mickey's more black than michael
Ugliest peron?well, ummm, it would have to be DAN MARINO HE's SO GAY!!!!
Do you think Snoop Dogg is ugly as hell?No, he's as ugly as your mother after eating out a chicken that has a period
How would you mac a girl/guy?stick em in a sesame seed bun with lettuce,tomatoes, and pickles
Your Job(if any)?Leftenant Commander in General Daouds army, Squad B patrol Leader, Orders: To annihilate Dan Marino, he's so gay!!!
Richard Simmons, gay....or REALLY GAY?Dan Marino Gay
Work or Play?work at playing with myself
Hot sunny beach or freezing hell?freezing hell would be cool, but the beach seems pretty hot, so i think i'll screw hell, and have lots of kids with it
If you could be any celebrity, who would you be?Jennifer Lopez so i could feel myself up
If you could be any insect, what would you be?A Llama so I can spit on people, especially Dan Marino
If you could be any animal, what would you be?A Wombat, cause they're so FAT, Fairy Ass Turds
Stephen & Joseph, Playas or Pimps?Joseph, my lover, Steven, my lesbian lover