Full Name (first;middle,last)? Mitch God Vatch (or something like that)
Nickname(s)? God, The all powerful one.
Age? 18 (close enough, besides, that's what my ID says.)
Date of birth? January 15, 1982 (or '81 if I wanna be 18.)
Born where? God has no origin, but you could say Montreal.
Color hair? Brown (damn artists keep making it white. I'm not that old.
Color eyes? Brown also. Unless I get funky red contacts.
Tall / average / short? Average on the short side. Gotta eat more wheatties.
Fat / average / thin? Average, on the thin side. Fuck the wheaties, give me a steak.
Any special talents? Magic and the ability to create all that is.
Hobbies? Slackin off, avoiding work, finding fake work so's I look busy.
Favorite Color(s)? Green. That's why I made all them trees.
Favorite Food(s)? Pizza. You could put shit on a pizza and it'd still taste great.
School? Mari-a-fuckin-opolis
Known fluent Language(s)? Ummmmm... English? Sorta fluent. On a lesser scale I got French, Hebrew, Spanish
Favorite Pro Athlete? (PS? Joey the superstar is not a valid answer) Damn. No Joey? Then I gotta go with Yoopie.
Favorite Type(s) of music? Metal, Rock, Classic shit.
Favorite song(s)? You don't wanna know.
Number of times you got an ass whoopin? 1. Seriously. I don't know why. If I was lookin for a target I'd choose me in a sec. I'm a total wuss. Maybe it's the fire thing that keeps them away. Or it could be a fear of God.
Number of times you got your face flushed down the toilet? What's that? Sorry, I can't hear you. Too much toilet water in my ears.
Coke or Pepsi? Neither. Sprite.
Alcohol or Soda? Soda if I'm away, alcohol at home or among friends.
Have you ever taken a piss in the woods, if so how many times? Way too many to count. The world is my toilet.
Do you like Charlie Sheen? I like everyone. That's why I made them all.
Do you like dancing? Dirty dancing? Sure.
Favorite TV show? News Radio and Buffy, because I have no taste.
Favorite Actor/Actress? definitely Adam Sandler.
Favorite PlayBoy/PlayGirl Model? Lara Weller. Womb Raider.
Favorite VideoGame? Pong
Favorite Movie? The Crow
No pigeon, or No scrub? No crappy-ass music.
Favorite Quote? A horse is a pig that don't fly.
Favorite pet/animal? Dog. They kill cats and cats suck.
Wesmount High School Cool or Not? Cool enough.
What do you think of the Palace (Movie theater)? Mmmmmmm... Cheap movies..... Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.
Favorite sport to play? Water Polo. Don't ask.
Favorite sport to watch? Cheerleaders.
Most annoying and irritating thing? Chainmail. And small animals.
Most annoying and irritating person? Ricky Martin
Micael Jackson and Mickey Mouse....same person or not? Not
Ugliest peron? that little kid in the movie Freaked
Do you think Snoop Dogg is ugly as hell? not for a dog.
How would you mac a girl/guy? yea.....
Your Job(if any)? Pro sleeper.
Richard Simmons, gay....or REALLY GAY? Fudge packed so tight the Kibbler elves are suffocating.
Work or Play? Play
Hot sunny beach or freezing hell? A freezer on the beach.
If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? HOmer SIMPson
If you could be any insect, what would you be? Grasshopper. Laziness is an artform.
If you could be any animal, what would you be? Eagle. Ruler of the sky.
Stephen & Joseph, Playas or Pimps? Pimps. Just kiddin guys, you all rock.