SILLY NEWSPAPER HEADLINES

A list of (apparently genuine) Newspaper Headline bloopers. No source available

• Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says

• Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

• Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted

• Drunk gets nine months in violin case

• Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents

• Farmer Bill dies in house

• Iraqi head seeks arms

• British left waffles on Falkland Islands

• Lung cancer in women mushrooms

• Eye drops off shelf

• Teacher strikes idle kids

• Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead

• Squad helps dog bite victim

• Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66

• Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

• Plane too close to ground, crash probe told

• Miners refuse to work after death

• Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

• Stolen painting found by tree

• Two soviet ships collide, one dies

• 2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter

• Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years

• Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84

• War dims hope for peace

• If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

• Cold wave linked to temperatures

• Nine tenths of mass of universe found in Canberra

• Red tape holds up bridge

• Deer kill 17,000

• Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead

• Man struck by lightening faces battery charges

• New study of obesity looks for larger test group

• Kids make nutritious snacks

• Local high school dropouts cut in half

• Man minus ear waives hearing

• Include your children when baking cookies