Sorry buddy, taking over Angelfire sites is anything but difficult. Uploading pictures of Calvin peeing doesn't make you "l33t". In fact, it makes you a "t001".
I don't know what makes you such a dick. You're probably just sore because your boyfriend refuses to use lube when he pumps it in your ass. I know it's a bummer, but there's no need to take it out on other people.
Oh, and by the way, your HTML is ugly as shit.