I'll Never Break Your Heart - What The Hell?
The new video
Who the hell came up with the concept for this video? They each have their own little themed 'apartments' which I can say is stupid! Once again, the BSB have got another boring stupid video where they all look horrific. I must admit though, it was better than the first version. Anything would be better than the first video.

Why couldn't they show Kevin's face when he's talking?

AJ's hair. 'Nuff said.

Has AJ lost his razor or something? Or has he just forgotten how to shave?

AJ, never try big blue sunnies again, for your own good.

Nick's pants. 'Nuff said.

Nick's shoes. 'Nuff said.

Okay, let's just say whoever picked out Nick's wardrobe is either blind or completely insane. Did he pick it out himself?

Nick's hair. 'Nuff said. What's with the criss crossing? Why does he remind me ever so slightly of Hanson? Eeewwww...

Howie, quit wearing your pajama shirts to work!

When they are all out in the hall thing with the red circles around it - AJ, what is with the sparkly shirt? And the belt? Someone get the fashion police! Is Brian wearing watches on both hands?

When they start singing the first chorus, it looks like there's something between Nick's eyes.

Why does Howie do that stupid tear thing down his face when they sing, "I'll never make you cry"? Once again, Howie does the cheesiest of things.

In Kevin's room - What the hell are those little poster-on-a-stand-things behind Kevin? They look really scary!

Can Brian sing any song without closing his eyes or scrunching up his face? It's not actually that hard.

What's with Brian anyway? How come his dog and his girlfriend have to make an appearance?

What's with that girl in the studded collar blowing bubbles with Nick? Yeah, blowing bubbles from a gun... real creative guys. Why is Nick holding a paper cup anyway? Must have been left over from break.

What is Howie doing? Watch out for him after they finish singing the "No, girl. No how," part. He jumps around and twirls at the same time. Yeah okay, Howie.

Also in the chorus after that bit, there's this part of the song which I find funny. Brian goes, "I'd rather," then AJ suddenly cuts in and goes, "You die," so it sounds like "I'd rather you die."

Why is Kevin looking at that girl taking a bath? You'd think she could take one herself.

When AJ finally has a girl in his room, the girl has to look like a prostitute, doesn't it?

Aaawww... Leighanne, Tyke and Brian, altogether! Group hug!

OH MY GOD!!! I just noticed something really strange. Howie didn't wink once through the whole video. That's too weird!

Basically, this whole video sucks and and they all need new clothes and hairstyles.
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