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PINK! It's an essential color in the slut's wardrobe!                       You also need the worst tops in history! It helps if you have
 Don't forget the shorts that can also pass off as                                                      bad taste, just like Britney!
                          underpants!

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  Always wear tops that show lots of stomach. It                                                Tops that are low cut and cheap will always
  doesn't matter if you're fat and ugly like Britney,                                                  do well. Make sure that your boobs are
        always wear stomach showing tops!                                                                     almost popping out of your top!