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QUOTE OF THE DAY
"I'm a swell guy."
- Paul Heakes
*****CELEBRITY WELCOME MESSAGE*****
CRAPPY FOOTBALL CLUB THEME SONG!
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1. DON'T TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL CLUB!
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3. FUCK YOU
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