Carnival Christmas

Santa's a Fat Bitch

Santa Claus, suck my balls

Drunk as hell, ringing bells at the malls

Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, and Cupid

I'm a get stupid

Hahaha...uhh

I sat around all night under the chimney

Holdin' my sac like gimme gimme

I know that's he's coming, he's coming, he must

Lookin up nothing but rust, dust

Turned on my TV the very next day

I see you getting paid, leading the parade

I'm that sniper on the building

Listen to my 9 go click

Santa's a fat bitch!

Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat fxcker)

Another year and I ain't get shxt (Another year, I ain't get shxt)

If I hear him land on my roof (Oooh, my undertaker)

I'm gonna bust your ass in the tooth

Yeah, I got something to say about Saint Nick

Fxck that hoe

He never brought jack shxt

No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal

So I eat it, cause there ain't nothing in the cupboard

So I'll be quick, quick and brief

All I need for christmas is my two front teeth

I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth

I need a few new ones could ya help me out?

Should of known I get the short end of the stick

No kind of gift, I didn't get shxt

Some say I was bad, but that wasn't it

It's all because

Santa was a fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch (He's gonna fxck you and then your mom)

Another year and I ain't get shxt (Another year, I ain't get shxt)

If I hear him land on my roof (Big red bitch, you're gonna die)

I'm gonna bust your ass in the tooth

Ho Ho Ho

Don't go that way, Rudolph

That's the ghetto

Those boys and girls don't deserve anything

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where ya been?

I see ya got cookies and milk on your chin

I guess you had time to collect your ends

You always been down for your rich friends

But Rudolph he don't bring the sleigh my way

Nothing but coal and dirt for little J

I guess ya couldn't fit down my chimney shaft

You need to lose some of that fat ass, uhh

All the little rich boys, they get paid

Counting their toys and ducats they made

Me, I got a little half little chunk of dog shxt

I'm a kill that fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Too much McDonalds)

Another year and I ain't get shxt (Mrs. Claus eat my balls)

If I hear him land on my roof (Fat dead bitch in a big red coat)

I'm gonna bust your ass in the tooth

Twas the night before Christmas and everything's wack

Not a creature stirring but a fxcking rat

I ain't hearing Jingle Bells

I ain't hearing nothing

Ain't smelling no turkey

Sure as hell ain't no stuffing

All night I prayed, wished and prayed

This fat motherfxcker would swing my way

And drop of soldiers and rubber balls

But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers

Yep, yep, I knew it

The shaft again, and again, and again, and again

Every year I wake up to the same old shxt

House, and be no sign of the fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat bitch)

Another year and I ain't get shxt (Another year, I ain't get shxt)

If I hear him land on my roof (If I hear him land on my roof)

I'm gonna bust your ass in the tooth

Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat bitch)

Another year and I ain't get shxt (I ain't get shxt)

If I hear him land on my roof (Woohoohoohoohoo)

I'm a bust your ass in the tooth

He got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile

A bright red hat you can see for a mile

A bag full of goodies and a great big grin

Here comes Santa Claus again

Red Christmas - 4:28

Jingle my motherfxcking balls, bitch

Insane Clown Posse back in this motherfxcker

hey yo, Violent J, what's up?!!

It's Christmas, time for a slaughter

Maybe your wife, maybe your daughter

It's midnight, I land my sleigh

Make way for jolly Saint J

Climb down the chimney for the murder

Dressed as the fat man everyone's heard of

Shimmey down shimmey down what the fxck?

Somebody help me, I'm stuck

Now what to do, I feel wack

I got stuck in a chimney stack

But I have to shimmey on down

Santa Claus Clown can't fxck around, naww

Living room, shhh I creep

Tippy toes cause they asleep

I pulled out the axe and slid down the hall

I gotta gift for all y'all

What's that, I better hide quick

Oh fxck, it's the real Saint Nick

And he must've been taking a shxt

But regardless, I better move quick now

So I jumped him, Santa's no joke

fxcked around and got my damn neck broke

He's strapped, he shot, he didn't miss

Ho ho ho, I had a red Christmas

I'm dreaming of a dead Christmas

The kind you'll never ever get

Cause if you have a dead Christmas

That means you're dead and that's the end

Merry, merry Christmas, you fxckin chump

Season's greetings, loser

Yo, 2 Dope kick it!

Jack Frost nibbles, huh, but fxck dat

Ain't gotta home so he nibbles on my nut sac

And my buttcrack, toes, and elbows

My nose is froze, fxck you hoes

So, I made a friend like me, a snowman

He was down with the clown like a bro, man

Had a hat and eyes out of charcoal

And a pipe, we filled it with endo

Me and him sang songs in the snowflakes

He ate snowballs, I ate corn flakes

And we both would freeze our balls off

I was there every time his head falls off

I put it back on for him with a smile

He was my boy, made him from a snowpile

Then the storm came, huh a blizzard

Snow, wind, ice, a blizzard

We pulled through, we hid in an alley

The next day it was like Sunny Valley

He was melting and I was just fine

He got p|ssed and pulled out a nine

If I'ma die, you should come with me

Cause we're boys and hit me

Damn, I'm dying, I'm dead

He got his wish

And all I got is another red Christmas

Silent night, violent fight

Now I'm dead, one to the head

Christmas this year seemed so wack

Happy New Year, bitchboy

Eh, I gotta New Year's resolution

For your chicken faced momma to

Kiss my motherfxcking ass

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Ask your fxckin momma, bitch

The ICP don't play

Wicked clown, wicked clown

Bitches drop your drawers

Don't talk back, just suck my sac

And fiddle with my balls

Yeah, ICP

Southwest for life

Christmas time, ya know what I'm sayin

Mr. Kris Kringle

You fat bitch

Motherfxcker, never gave me shxt

I'm a slap you cross you red ass face, motherfxcker

Southwest down