Psychopathics from Outer Space

Murder Murder Murder, She Ain't Afraid, and Meat Cleaver can be found on Twiztid's Mostasteless.

The Dirtball

Galacto Inspector do you read me?

Yes Captain.

Status?

Completed.

Your mission was to land on the Dirtball and explore it thoroughly.

You were to monitor the activities of a common life on the Dirtball,

And study peoples life styles.

Their general habits of living in their strange society.

Yes.

Have you done that Galacto Inspector?

Yes I have Captain.

Very well, may we have your report?

A strange place this Dirtball is

A lot of guns a lot of rich folks spitting on bums

A lot of hoodlums

These are just the bums that are really pxssed off

Why? Probably cuz they been ripped off by the system

Cops, they ride around in little cars

And throw folks behind bars, like little jars.

They supposed be there just to serve and protect,

But they just punch faces a lot, and choke necks.

Then they got the higher ups they call judges, and they rule the land.

This I don't understand.

First of all they like to dress this bitch up in a robe.

On top of all that, "What?" he's mad old.

And he hates anybody that looks different then he did back when he was a

kid,

But that fxck was like 400 years ago.

Captain "Yes Galacto" I just don't know.

Any kid that was going to jail. Yeah?

He looked me dead in the face and said "Stale."

Then my cloaking device must of went dead. Why?

Cause the old ass judge looked at me and said.

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

So get the fxck out

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

So get the fxck out

Very interesting, thank you Galacto Inspector

Now probes Data (Day-ta) and Data (Da-ta), do your read me?

Yes, here sir.

What information were you able to gather for us on your recent voyage to the

Dirtball?

This is professor Data.

My transmission signal is weak and my communication is shattered.

We came in contact with several different specimens of life.

Everything has got a price even if it's wrong or right.

Upon sight people judge and stereo type.

Their forms of government and religion are glorified.

Purified as the waters that are now polluted.

Members of the flock recruited for duty, locked up, or instituted.

This is doctor Data I phase with the planet to see how they medicate her.

She's high off that cane.

Depending how you slang you can get most anything.

From a nickel bag of grain to a lucy worth of cane.

Maintain communication Data here again

Their leader is determined by the vote of many men

Although he's only human and slightly over weight.

He control's and manipulates their whole United States.

I call to the white castle.

Secret service on the phone giving me a hassle.

He said the information I requested was denied.

Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied.

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

So get the fxck out

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

So get the fxck out

Judging from the information so far collected

The Dirtball may not be the ideal place to land our craft

After receiving this information we'll make our final judgment.

Fleek are you there?

I'm here, but hold up captain cause this ain't good.

I'm getting chased by some fat rednecks in white hoods.

I think there trying to kill me "Well what do you mean?"

It seems they got a problem with the fact that I'm green

I guess on the Dirtball they all hate each other

If it ain't were your from, it's your skin color

Let me get my phaser tron out, hold up (buzz)

"What was that?"

I smoked 'em

But what really fxckin turns my tentacles is their relationships.

They swell each other's lips.

I see men that ain't shxt in their daily life.

So they come home drunk and beat they wife.

She forgives him when he say's he didn't mean it.

You ask me they can both suck my petty lip.

I give up captain beam me back to Zelaloovy.

Another thing they love to watch horror movies.

But your not allowed to be scary on a CD.

They tried to ban this one group ICP.

I went to see 'em in concert J grabbed me by the head,

And then he took his microphone and said .

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

So get the fxck out

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

So get the fxck out

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

So get the fxck out

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

So get the fxck out

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

So get the fxck out

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

This is our world

So get the fxck out

Get the fxck out

So get the fxck out

Get the fxck out

So get the fxck out

Get the fxck out

So get the fxck out

Get the fxck out

So get the fxck out

$50 Bucks

Yeah, hehehe

Hahaha

Hey yo J

What's up player?

You know they don't like juggalos over there

Right

$50 bucks says you don't get nothin

Man, let me tell you somethin

Check this out (What up?)

It might sound shady

But I fxck a rich hoe named Grady

They call her that cause her hair is blue

She's one of them rebellious rock chicks too

Anyway she has a big hoop in her neden

Rings, chains, needles, pins, and things

Tatoos it might sound fierce

But I swear to God the bitch gots her butthole pierced

She told me she liked it rough

I'm like straight

First thing she did was punch me in the face

I'm about to plant one to her jaw

Before I could she was tonging my balls

Oooooh whadablah I dropped my weapon

Looked down and my nuts was kicksteppin

We was butt naked all over the floor

It felt weird though cause we was at the Faygo store

Momma don't like this wicked clown

I might come from the dark side of town

When she's gone and you're alone again

$50 bucks says you'll let me in

Hey yo Shaggy

What up playa?

You know they don't like juggalos over there

Right

$50 bucks says you don't get nothing

Man, let me tell you somethin

I've done fxck bitches both sides of the border

Nuthin like Greta the millionaire's daughter

Something like 950 sumthin pounds

5'8" tall and she love clowns

Bitch had titties like water balloons

My boys used to swing off 'em like baboons

She'd buy us chocolates, swiss cheese pie

And take it, and bake it completely naked

An ocean of loopness it ain't like nuthin

Just jump anywhere in the mess and start humpin

Don't really matter where I stick my dick

I just reach, and grab, and stab, and jab

But that ain't the reason that I love this hoe

She used to do a funny little trick with my dick hole

She'd blow into it and make a wish

And my nuts would expand like puffer fish

Momma don't like this wicked clown

I might come from the dark side of town

When she's gone and you're alone again

$50 bucks says you'll let me in

Momma don't like this wicked clown

I might come from the dark side of town

But when she's gone and you're alone again

$50 bucks says you'll let me in

Momma don't like this wicked clown

I might come from the dark side of town

But when she's gone and you're alone again

$50 bucks says you'll let me in

Momma don't like this wicked clown

I might come from the dark side of town

When she's gone and you're alone again

$50 bucks says you'll let me in

Momma don't like this wicked clown

I might come from the dark side of town

When she's gone and you're alone again

$50 bucks says you'll let me in

Momma don't like this wicked clown (Naww)

I might come from the dark side of town (Yeah)

But when she's gone and you're alone again

$50 bucks says you'll let me in

Momma don't like this wicked clown

I might come from the dark side of town

When she's gone and you're alone again

$50 bucks says you'll let me in

Momma don't like this wicked clown

I might come from the dark side of town

When she's gone and you're alone again

$50 bucks says you'll let me in

Momma don't like this wicked clown

I might come from the dark side of town

When she's gone and you're alone again

$50 bucks says you'll let me in

Momma don't like this wicked clown

I might come from the dark side of town

When she's gone and you're alone again

$50 bucks says you'll let me in

Momma don't like this wicked clown

I might come from the dark side of town

When she's gone and you're alone again

$50 bucks says you'll let me in

Blam!

You don't know how we do things

Shut the door and don't fxckin say shxt

I'ma bust you, gimme that fxckin wrench

I'm gonna crack this fxckin kid in the skull

Listen here motherfxcker you don't know how we do things

You shut the fxck up

Look some motherfxckers don't play that shxt

I'm one of them motherfxckers

Don't fxck with me

I'm warning you what the

Don't fxck with me, you fxcker

Shut, shut up

I transcend

And get you through the grape vines

Rappers is dime a dozen

Like your cars and train times

This is the shxt

I'm not the ordinary prick

I holla it, step back Jack

Or collide with two fist Blam!

To your chin Blam!

To your skull

Now tell me who the brother with the biggest balls rising

From here to Reno pesky like a mosquito

Tougher than Scarface so call me Al Pacino

Wishing like Skeeto to meet the Beatles

Eating some frito's a cool cat daddy like Chester Cheeto

Chanting like the Santo Domingo

Munks mortuary, then it goes to the cemetary

Met a girl named Carrie

She told me she loved me and it's scary

Like Chuck Berry I string funky guitars

Swoopin down on brothers like they were far better

Deal caps get peeled

Raps get dealed and dealt

Twelve inches keep spinning

Turntables with felt

Now give a little cut can you

That's enough cause I represent a style

That be fxckin tough and built like a Tonka truck

Because I take abuse and keep on

Survival of the fittest, first rule of the strong

I'm not made by Nabisco, but I drink Cisco

When I go to Hardee's I always order me a Frisco

Combo meal $2.95 Oh what a deal

Would you like that supersized for 35 cents?

For real? Ok go ahead just don't do no hockin on my bread

Can I substitute my drink with a milkshake instead?

Yes sir, your total comes to $14.88

Who I'm tryin to feed, Michigan State?

Can you relate?

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

Badder than bad coming from MoTown

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

You don't wanna fxck with me

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

Badder than bad coming from MoTown

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

You don't wanna fxck with me

Clap on, clap off like the clapper

I'm such a hotstepper

Drinkin some Dr. Pepper

With my nigga Jed he's the wrecker

Microphone check 1, 2, 1, 2

Now tell me mufxckas what you came to do

I came to bring the skills

And try to pay the phone bills

I saw Jack and Jill

Doin the nasty at the top of the hill

Comic books, and bitches is the shxt that I dig

I don't wanna grow up cause I'm a Toys R Us kid

I get lost in space like Will Robinson, Danger!

Call on the dragon sword cause I'm a mighty morphin power ranger

Hitting on the scene with karate kicks

ODin on the sugar with the pixie sticks

And a big ol' fat glass of grape Kool-Aid

Chillin with senior citizens enjoyin the shade

Stayin paid couting the big old wad of cash

Hittin on the scene like Jumpin Jack Flash

I dash some pepper, achoo it made me sneeze

Always itchin my balls like I have some type of fleas

Oh baby please, what you see's is what you get

A goof ball with long hair growin wild like a chia pet

We just met, you know how I come across

As I enforce, sweatier than intercourse

Spicier that hot sauce

Reinforce your lyrics, lyricist cause I'm a smash

Takin your titles and I'm not gonna stop

Till your career crash

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

Badder than bad coming from MoTown

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

You don't wanna fxck with me

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

Badder than bad coming from MoTown

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

You don't wanna fxck with me

Hickory dickory dock

Tell them hoes they better stay off my cock

Cause I rolls with a pack of lunatics down the block

Mad alliance, big giants

House of Krazee's runnin shxt for the '96 and then some

Represetin mad skills, pay the bills

Gotta act, bustin hands on the dub sack

Now tell me who got the ill rhymes?

Got your toe tappin like Gregory Heinz uh

Running shxt like a marathon

I'm stronger than teflon

And use my liquid friend to get my drink on

Well I'm sluggin bigger than the average nig

Got an attitude I get rude

You disrespect me and I'll split your wig

Nig nig nack paddy wack

My name is Mr. Bones dunkin lyrics

In your ears like Eddie Jones

You better give it up for the original individual in disguise

So open your eyes, surprise

I fade em all like Jamal

I'm standin tall with my back to the wall

A bad brother like Lou Brawls

I fold ya, I thought I told ya

Gun in the holster

Thought patterns were deeper than the minds of Minolta

I ain't actin this ain't no play

Been eatin Pladoh and paint chips since I was 8

Can you relate?

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

Badder than bad coming from MoTown

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

You don't wanna fxck with me

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

Badder than bad coming from MoTown

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

You don't wanna fxck with me

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

Badder than bad coming from MoTown

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

You don't wanna fxck with me

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

Badder than bad coming from MoTown

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

You don't wanna fxck with me

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

Badder than bad coming from MoTown

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

You don't wanna fxck with me

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

Badder than bad coming from MoTown

Blam! Very, very difficult to fxck with

You don't wanna fxck with me

Sleep Walker

Welcome everyone

Nate it's good to see you back

People we have a new member today

I'd like you to meet him

He's gonna stand up and tell us

What's going on with him and

What he wants to change about himself

If you will

Ummm hello everybody

My name is Violent J

and I'm an axe murderer

(Hi Violent J)

Ok now remember we all have similar problems

And that's why we're all here

To help each other work them out

Well I just hope you guys don't think I'm crazy but uh

(Tell us, tell us, tell us, tell us)

Ok I will tell you if you don't tell no one else

Think I have a problem and I probably could use help

You know the midnight killer that's been all over TV

I'm not totally sure but I think it could be me

Something happens to me when I'm sleeping in the night

Wake up in my backyard with a shovel and a knife

Filling up a hole again I've dug up 32

I know all my dreams of murder probably all are true

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I walk around my neighborhood in my slippers and my sweats

Snoring loud and mumbling steady squeezin necks

Never have to worry about traffic or the cops

All I have to do is stay away from donut shops

I remember napping time in kindegarten class

Wasn't quite a killer yet, I'd only beat some ass

Never very popular most kids would point and stare

That's why I bring the Nyquill and drink that shxt right there

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I think, well I hope it's like

All bigots and richies that I'm killing but

Probably an occasional innocent bystander every now and then

That's ok we all make mistakes

But are you absoutely sure that

It's even you doing these killings?

The more I think about it all I see that it could be

Everytime I meet a girl and bring her home with me

Wake up in the morning there's no sign of my sweetheart

Yet I see another hole is dug up in my yard

Denny's all night murders, and the Kinko's killing spree

Missing Sunday paper boys I can't believe it's me

I'm the only one from summer camp that made it home

Could this really be what's goin on?

Let me sleep on it

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

Ride around on possum back and eat with the racoons

Chirpin with the crickets naked underneath the moon

Every morning I wake up and check if I've been gone

Muddy boots, and Steak 'n Shake food wrappers on my lawn

I cannot imagine just to think what I have done

Sat there eating chili fries and slaughtered everyone

Tried to see a hypnotist to get inside my head

But woke up and found that bitch dead because

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I choke em (choke 'em)

R-U-A Ryda?

Hehe

Hey yo

This this bitch wanna know

Is she a ryda?

Hehehe

R-U-A Ryda?

I don't need you all up on my nuts no more

That's what the wrinkles are there for, recognize

Besides you could never ride with us

You'll never slide with us, coincide with us

I been inside your puss so many times it's loopy

I look at you naked my dick goes droopy

Scoop me, shxt black truck rolls on

You's a ryda like my name's Malone dumb bitch

Hell yeah I'm a ryda

Weed rollin high lighter

Straight up Detroit 7 mile East sider

Do you wanna ride with me?

You really ain't a thug, but you tried to be

Riches to rags hopes and your tattooed tears

I'm from the old school I had it hard for years

Psychopathic Rydas fool M O B

Foe Foe in this bitch, you wanna fxck with me, muthafxckas?

The truck is black

I pulls my gat

Gang affiliated and it's like that (Yeah)

It's all about the hoes, dang fame, and loot

R-U-A Ryda? (Whoo)

Can we ride? (Whoo whoo)

The truck is black

I pulls my gat

Gang affiliated and it's like that (Yeah)

It's all about the hoes, dang fame, and loot

R-U-A Ryda? (Whoo)

Can we ride? (Whoo whoo)

I pack big heat cause of these streets I'm so fed

Rags hangin out my back pocket

And one around my forehead

Mack daddy in the caddy

Throwing up the gang signs

If you're from the same clique

Then you're throwin up the same signs

If not the shxt pops, we spit glocks and hit spots

Ignites, shells drop

Then we bail from cops

Boo yeah like in the chronicles, feelin bionicle

Get high with me

Yo ryda, then come ride with me

Full clip, Psychopathic Rydas and Full Clip go together

Like home arrest and a tether

You better, run tell a friend

Your momma, your daddy, your greasy headed granny

They all can't stand me (fxck 'em)

Cause my dick goes in to find their daughters neden holes

Blow it out then I'm out no doubt

Every day that pass my game gets tighter

Psychopathic style muthafxcka I'm a ryda

The truck is black

I pulls my gat

Gang affiliated and it's like that (Yeah)

It's all about the hoes, dang fame, and loot

R-U-A Ryda? (Whoo)

Can we ride? (Whoo whoo)

The truck is black

I pulls my gat

Gang affiliated and it's like that (Yeah)

It's all about the hoes, dang fame, and loot

R-U-A Ryda? (Whoo)

Can we ride? (Whoo whoo)

fxck with Lil' Shank huh?

Get off, before I cock my gat and blow your eyebrows off

You invadin my space with your mean muggin face

If you feelin froggish bitch, jump and get a taste

Yo I keep it in my waste line

Stick like a base line

Pull out my heat, fear and power at the same time

Black skull cap keep my khakis creased

Rydas got love from the West to the East

I was born in this fxcked up world ryda brown

10 years old slangin dope by the pound

Out of bounds, no limit till my dirt

Bitch tried to break my heart and got her back hurt

I'll let you ride if you suck my dick

And Bullet dick, and the rest of the clique yeah

You finished? Cool, no doubt

Now put your clothes on and get the fxck out bitch

The truck is black

I pulls my gat

Gang affiliated and it's like that (Yeah)

It's all about the hoes, dang fame, and loot

R-U-A Ryda? (Whoo)

Can we ride? (Whoo whoo)

The truck is black

I pulls my gat

Gang affiliated and it's like that (Yeah)

It's all about the hoes, dang fame, and loot

R-U-A Ryda? (Whoo)

Can we ride? (Whoo whoo)

Slim Anus

Eminem huh?

You wanna diss us?

You wanna diss Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid?

Well here goes a remix

From us to you

This is the truth about Slim Anus

Hi, my name is what?

My name is who?

My name is Slim Anus

Hi, my name is huh?

My name is what?

My name is the fudgepacker

Hi, my name is what?

My name is who? (Excuse me)

My name is the nutlicker

Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?)

My name is who?

My name is the buttsniffer

Hi, kids do you like Anus?

I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous (Uh huh)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah)

Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did

My brains dead weight

I'm tryin to get my head straight

But I can't figure out

Which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate?

Dr. Dre said Slim Shady you a cutie (Uh huh)

I'll give you a deal let me up in that booty (OK!)

Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else

Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt (Yup)

Got pxssed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

She don't know how to do Tommy Lee

I'd suck his dick off

Hi, my anus who?

My anus what?

My anus it gets tapped dawg

Hi, my anus (Excuse me)

My anus

My anus every now and then gets plugged up

Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?)

My anus

My anus is occasionally reamed out

Hi, my anus who?

My anus what?

My anus really needs to be filled up

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high

I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide

I pinched his ass

He winked at me

He chased me around the desk

I told him come and get me

Walked in the strip club

Had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender

And I tried to feel his dick up

Extra-terestrial runnin over pedestrians

In a space ship while they screamin at me

Let's just be friends!

99% of my life I was lied to

I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn)

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

She met Violent J I couldn't believe it when he slapped her

You know you blew up when the women rush the stands

And try to touch your hands

But I need me a man

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your autograph?)

So I signed it Dear Dave, thanks for the support

Nice ass!

Hi, my name is huh?

My name is who? (Excuse me)

My name is (They call me the pore plugger)

Hi, my name is what?

My name is who?

My name is the inch itcher (Excuse me)

One of radio's wonder boys

They call me the butt itcher

Hi, my name is what?

My name is who?

My name is (I've been called Dre's butt boy)

Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)

Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate

Or feel up my balls and buttcheeks

Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks

Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup)

Am I cumming or going

I can barely decide

I just drank a pint of semen

Dare me to drive? (Go ahead)

All my life I was very deprived

Dre's butt is too sexy to hide

Take your pants off Dre I don't mind

Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk

I spit when I talk

I'll do any guy that walks

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

Sometimes I sit and wish Dr. Dre had a set of tits

Get behind me Shady and grab me by my hips

If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips

By the way if you see my Dad

Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay Al's porno mag

Hi, my anus who?

My anus what?

My anus gets tapped up

Hi, my anus who?

My anus what?

My anus it's always getting plugged up

Hi, my anus who?

My anus what?

My anus occasionally reamed out

My anus it needs to be filled up

Your anus

Your anus

Your anus is always getting plugged

Your anus

Your anus

Your anus is always getting stuffed

You wanna diss us?

We don't even know you you little bitch

You wanna sit there and diss us?

You little bitch I'll slap your face off

That's what happens when you go up against the Psychopathic Phamily trick

You little bitch (Laughs)

Slim Anus!

Dead End w/Ice T

The underworld watches in horror

As this marks the day that

3 of America's most notorious outlaws

Will be executed for their crimes

Together the states of Michigan and California

Will conduct the executions behind prison walls

The 3 prisoners are set to be executed by 3 separate methods

Electric chair, hanging, and firing squad

Midnight tonight will mark the first execution

Death waits in my cell I can smell him

Somebody tell him that I still breathe, leave

I'm alive I'll never see 25

Yet still I can feel, I'm real

When it all happened I was in the lime light

News, camera, gaven killer stamina

Another year I'm here but forgotten

Skin is rotting feeling old, cold

Motherfxcker in a robe gonna sentence me to die in a metal chair

Fizzle my nut hair

Bad enough I'll be dead

Yet I'm tryin to figure out a way

To keep my eyes from poppin out my head

Oh they'll remember my ass

Twitchin, with my eyes drippin down the glass

Shaggy I think they're tryin to start a riot

And then it's Ice T but he don't seem fazed by it

I know the devil's waitin on me

But does God like him playin his role in killin me though

Lock me up until I die maybe

But you can never tell

We might sharing a cell in hell

Cause, my last request was

Let my homies smoke my ashes and catch a Violent J buzz

One more thing before you hit that switch

Please tell my momma that I'm sorry, I never

Dead end no escape from it

Should've thought about that shxt before you done it

Why? I, never wanna die

Don't nobody cry for me, it's only murder

Dead end no escape from it

Should've thought about that shxt before you done it

Why? I, never wanna die

Don't nobody cry for me, it's only murder

The lights dimmed in my cell block

Cause all the power they got surged into one spot

J's chair hear him screamin, fully loaded

It was funny at first till his head exploded

It's something else for me

Another kill just as wicked

But cheaper on the light bill

It all starts with a thick rope

Make a noose and I'm gone

Stretch out my neck bone

Minutes left I think about my brother

When we was young...

Wait I don't have a brother

What the fxck?

My minds in a tangle

I wish somebody was here that I could strangle

I keep waking up on the floor

Cause I strangle myself but what the fxck for?

Haha starin at the cracks on the walls

Whistlin necks, fidgetin my balls

Kill me it'll still all be the same

Wicked clown juggalo phantom of the night train

What if I drop, but don't die

Tie weights to my legs

And give it another try

Still coming think of something, I speak

I'm not feelin so hot let's go for it next week

Didn't work, I pulled down my collar

At least they won't be hearin me holla

My neck shut

Dead end no escape from it

Should've thought about that shxt before you done it

Why? I, never wanna die

Don't nobody cry for me, it's only murder

Dead end no escape from it

Should've thought about that shxt before you done it

Why? I, never wanna die

Don't nobody cry for me, it's only murder

A bit past 1:30 a.m. now

And the 3rd prisoner slowly makes his way

To the disignated spot on prison grounds

Where he will be executed by way of firing squad

I got seven bitches aiming at me

My backs against the wall

If I only had my strap then I could plug 'em all

Watch 'em fall

But they got my ass tied up behind this wall

So the homies can't ride up

Known killer in fact I killed the most

At random though some of them I planned 'em

fxck it, I kicked your bucket for you, floor you

Got more guns if there's more of ya

War with the cops no prob

They shouldn't took the job

Blow holes throught they heads like donuts

Grown-ups, kids and girls

Gather round and get gunned down

I do it for the fun of it, adrenaline rush

Coked up quick to bust

Plus I love my dust

Gun son, watch the blood run son

I'm on one, muthafxckas

But check it this time I'll be the one dissected

I can't wait to feel the heat when lead and flesh meets

Bitter sweet baby, I been waiting for this

Go straight to hell kick it with the rest of my clique

fxck a blindfold I wanna look 'em deep in they eyes

So they can see the fool's face of a dog as he dies

Plus I wanna see the muthafxckas squeeze

I got a hot date with my soul mate

Bust I can't wait

Dead end no escape from it

Should've thought about that shxt before you done it

Why? I, never wanna die

Don't nobody cry for me, it's only murder

Dead end no escape from it

Should've thought about that shxt before you done it

Why? I, never wanna die

Don't nobody cry for me, it's only murder

Dead end no escape from it

Should've thought about that shxt before you done it

Why? I, never wanna die

Don't nobody cry for me, it's only murder

Dead end no escape from it

Should've thought about that shxt before you done it

Why? I, never wanna die

Don't nobody cry for me, it's only murder

Red Neck Hoe '99

Ain't that about a hoot

What you so mad about?

Them gawldamn city folks comin around these here hills

Lookin for a piece of that tender young ass, yaww

Let me tell you my Thelma Lou knows better than to

Give her puddin to anybody else but Pa

Rappin to this bitch with a red neck

A red neck, them fxckin red neck

Rappin to this bitch with a red neck

Violent J gonna step to that red ass neck

Bitch you're a red neck

But I gives a fxck I'm bout to step

I never met a southern belle cowpolk

And I know till now you've only fxcked your kinfolk

Bitch I can't believe that

Everytime you smile you look like Cactus Jack

Just cut the lights out

Cause I still wanna bang that bearded biscuit out

Bitch I knows you's a freak

Lemme bitch slap that butt cheek

And try to keep your toothless mouth shut

And don't say shxt you funky ass fat bitch

I don't square dance

I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo chants

But you quick to act like you didn't know

Like you didn't know that I'm a juggalo gigalo

Biatch wait hold up (What?)

I can't have Pa starin at my butt

Tell him to leave and keep the barn doors closed

All I need is him tryin to grope my nizzogs

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch

Rappin to this bitch with a red neck

A red neck, a chicken ass red neck

A bitch with a beard and a red neck

Hey yo Shaggy step to that red ass neck

Bitch it's Shaggs

Before I teabag your face take off them rags

You been chillin in the barn all night and day

Shovelin horse shxt and fxckin with hay

Bitch it's your neden I'm finna tag

I don't give a fxck play your Ricky Skaggs

Yeah that's right fxck Conway Twitty

With your red ass nipple on your red neck titty

Bitch I'm rollin down south

With a swisher sweet hangin out my mouth

And sport a Hank Allen cowboy hat

But after I tap it, man fxck that

Bitch I'm from the big city

And I'm finna bust a nut on that one big titty

Aww shxt it's Wilbur's daughter

Fondlin pig nuts and I caught her

Bitch drop them hog balls

She dropped the sack then dropped her drawers

She looked like a crow that's all I know

But I still fxcked that red neck hoe

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch

I know a red neck bitch named Wylita, straight stack

Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap jacks

Chicken face bitch two or three good teeth

But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy peach

Now I remember when she milked the cows

Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass hangin all out

Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm rubbin my wang

That damn there girl pretty did she need a twang

Hey there Missy I'm from the East

And I wouldn't mind layin in the hay for a piece

You can rub my butt like you do your Pa's

Or I can hide my meat in between your jaws

And even hum a little sumthin sweet by Clint Black

While you stroke and caress my tender nut sac

You like it rough bitch don't you I'ma bring the pain

She said ain't that damn movie by John Wayne

Rappin to this bitch with a red neck

A red neck, a chicken ass red neck

A fat bubbly bitch with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck

Bitch it's Twiztid with a Z

You red neck hoe is you fxckin with me?

Neden scabbed up like a horses ass

But I'ma tap it anyway and use your head for my nut rag

Bitch what the fxck?

Smells like a pile of dead fish in your butt

Your shirts all covered with pins and fishing tackle

And I saw more teeth on an apple

Bitch you better ask Uncle Gus

Or you and the rest of the Clampett's will get fxcked up

Oh me? I talk to the spirits

Witches, demons, and they all keep screamin

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)

Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)

And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)

Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch

Round up you boys

And you head down south

Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth

Round up you boys

And you head down south

Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth

The Amazing Maze

Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun

But those rides just aren't for everyone

Bought my ticket I'ma have a run

In the maze (WHOOOO!)

If I don't come back or right away

Give me time at least a half a day

Don't just leave me lost and blown away

In the maze (WHOOOO!)

Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple

And I'm Jimbo Jizm

Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze

Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out

Let's meet today's volunteer

This is Rick

We like to call him Rick the Dick

Dickface here is a wealthy entrepeneur

Who smacks his wife around

And buys his way in and out of everything

Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze

What up bitch? I'm Violent J

I'll be your guide for today, k?

Good, got mad doors and mad floors

Hallways, crawlways, walls for nedens

Make a left just before you make a right

And your left should be to your right

If your lefts right, right?

Good, begin the show

Go on ahead boy and open up the first door

Welcome to a theatrical thriller

Meet Jack Doobie a serial killer

With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow

You get it back if you make it out though

shxt ain't no use crying all day

You need to take your bitch ass back down the hallway

You gotta be a man at least you learned

Everything you get in the maze you've earned

Keep runnin times a tickin on the clock

You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock

Turn right it might look the same

But you makin tracks through the room of thumbtacks

This really ain't shxt

About a million tacks and the room spins a bit

If you stay on your feet you'll be okay

Oh let me get out of your way

Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff

That's right Jimbo

He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that

You can always witness spectacles truly amazing

Within the amazing maze

Let's see where else Rick's adventures

Will lead the little dickwipe

Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your balls

Pick 'em all out and head right back down the halls

What's this? Dead end, doors locked

It's a long way back, just knock

Oh should've turned around no doubt

Ain't nuthin that we got to sit and argue about

Keep going make a left, right left

Now run straight ahead some more

Open up the door

Slide in the sheets, nice breeze

Relax ninja take it with ease

The maze is a place of magic

Many surprises, your dick rises

Lay down expect the best

In comes your lover with a hairy chest

Hello sexy I'm grim love

Let me have a look at your uhh milk dud

Aww shxt you fell for that

I ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring tapped

All that dissin of the opposite sex

And look who just got they butthole flexed

Wait! What's that?

The walls are closing in, fxck dat

Hurry run for your life

Ohh he'll be alright

How's that sit with you Jimbo?

First he gets plugged with bullets

Then he gets his butt plugged

I think he's a fxckin idiot, Jeff

I mean what kind of asshole

Can't find his way out of this maze?

You gotta be a real dickbuffer

To wind up here in the first place

Right you are Jimbo

Let's watch the big dick fxck up some more

Alrighty ain't no need to fear

If there's a way out it's gotta be near

Hey yo look a phone

You still got one good arm so it's on

Can you hear? Ahh tongue in your ear

Drop it the phones got a life of it's own

Kiss me man hey come on

Slip down the slide go faster

Bed of nails, disaster

Quit screaming yo, hurry the fxck up and open the door

Woods, trees you're outside

Lots of places for creeps to hide

Watch your step, AHHHH, backdraft

Caught your foot and the ankles left

Creepin off with your stump

Feel something in the rump

Holla's, yeah they gonna get you

How does it feel bitch get the picture

Back indoors hey at last

Look at your family behind the glass

They look weird, they're sayin something

Listen up, you've fxcked up, you've fxcked up

Oooh they're laughin and they're pointing at you

At least you know what they're sayins true

It's one last door you made it home, or

Or what? Once again it's on

Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun

But those rides just aren't for everyone

Bought my ticket I'ma have a run

In the maze (WHOOOO!)

If I don't come back or right away (Hey)

Hey man cut that shxt

What the fxck man, happy friendly shxt man

fxck dat

It's supposed to be wicked in this bitch man

Turn that shxt off

Old School Pervert

If I licked your pussy

Would you suck my dick?

I got you moanin like the bitches in the porno flicks

Pull your panties to the side so I can dig you out

Cause I'm the old school pervert

You know what I be all about

I'm lookin for a girl with some fat lips

And some nice hips

A honey dip to come equipped with some big tits

Baby you're the bomb

And I heard your pussy's sweet like candy

And you be havin niggas down to be down like Brandy

Well what I wanna know are you a freak?

Can we bust a 6 9 in my back seat on the creep?

Move, what I gotta prove girl?

You heard the song your pussy is my weakness

And I'm feelin cock strong

Like He-Man, so who do I be man?

You callin me sick

But you're the one that's tongue kissin your girl

After she sucked my dick

Playin role games, when my dick swang

I'll be Indiana Bones in the Temple of Poontang

fxckin that shxt like a maniac

Steamin up my back windows of my '86 Pontiac

Afrodisiac, spanish fly in your drink

By 10 o'clock at night I'll be fxckin you on the sink

I can tell you're cummin by the way you scream and moan

I bet you dream about fxckin when you be all alone

But now I'm with ya, unleash emotions of ecstacy

Cause you with the old school P E R V E R T

Every bitch wants to be fxcked

Every nigga wants his meat sucked

And if you're lying y'all just touch and front

Every bitch wants to be fxcked

Every nigga wants his meat sucked

And if you're lying y'all just touch and front

I see you discriminate on asshole and pussy's the same

I fxck the gangsta bitches, preppy hoes, and all the plain jane's

It don't matter if you're black, white, red, or brown

Cause I got enough dick to spread around the town

To the little yellow girls with the slanted eyes

I wrap a bowl around my dick and then I yell surprise

And to the sista's, and to the sista's

I love it when you shake that ass and say

Mista mista Bones you do it like nobody can

That's right honey I'm the pervert man

I have you grabbin on your ankles and spreadin your toes

Cause I'ma fxck ya till you get a bloody nose

White hoes, I loves ya cause you be so sneaky

Pullin yo panties down tryin to get freaky

Fingering your pussy cause you know that's what I like

Girl you gettin fxcked tonight that's right

To the pretty Arab girls in the super market

I love to lick your pussy floatin on a magic carpet

To the romantic bitches fxckin on beaches in the sand

I'm like M&M I cum in your mouth not in your hand

Long lastin like a Duracell at the motel

I won't tell if you don't tell

Watch my dick swell, and give a couple licks like a lollipop

Cause I can't and I won't stop till I see your panties drop

Then I drop my load like a washin machine

Then I'm on my way to find another pussy to please

Every bitch wants to be fxcked

Every nigga wants his meat sucked

And if you're lying y'all just touch and front

Every bitch wants to be fxcked

Every nigga wants his meat sucked

And if you're lying y'all just touch and front

Is there a profilactic cause I don't be no idiot

I ain't tryin to get sick or pull no silly fxck

But let's get back to the story

I'm bustin nuts in the morning glory

I can't afford a shorty

I can barely support me

So now you know the deal

I'm coming real

Can we leave this place?

And go back to your crib and you can sit on my face

I'll make you wetter than the ocean

And hot like the bahamas

Cause I want you to sex me pretty mama

I'm tired of askin nice, I'm about to be blunt

How would you like my dick in your cxnt?

I'll fxck you like you wanna be fxcked

You can suck me like I wanna be sucked

Cause kissin and huggin ain't enough

And I know you like to fxck that way

I watch you sway to every song that the radio play

All I can say is I know you want it

You really want it, and if you ain't gonna give up the ass

Please don't flaunt it, don't flaunt it

Cause that would make you a frontin hoe

Really though if you put a quarter in my pocket

I'll give you a freak show

To the freaky hoes if S & M is your game

I got body oil, riding props, handcuffs, whips and chains

I'ma do da do it everyone of you and you

I'm the old school pervert baby I thought you knew

Every bitch wants to be fxcked

Every nigga wants his meat sucked

And if you're lying y'all just touch and front

Every bitch wants to be fxcked

Every nigga wants his meat sucked

And if you're lying y'all just touch and front

Every bitch wants to be fxcked

Every nigga wants his meat sucked

And if you're lying y'all just touch and front

Every bitch wants to be fxcked

Every nigga wants his meat sucked

And if you're lying y'all just touch and front

Every bitch wants to be fxcked

Every nigga wants his meat sucked

And if you're lying y'all just touch and front

Every bitch wants to be fxcked

Every nigga wants his meat sucked

And if you're lying y'all just touch and front

Who?

Bring it

Cell Block, Twin Gats

Full Clip, Foe Foe, Lil' Shank, Bullet

Jeremy, Psychopathic Rydas

Nipples, Tom Dub

All up in that bitch ass

Bubba Dub, Double A

Stepdirt, Jump Steady, Billy Bill, Tom K

Mike E. Clark, Jason, Dougie

Psychopathic tell me

Who got more hoes than us? (Don't nobody)

No, who rock more shows than us? (Don't nobody)

No, who got more bank than us? (Don't nobody)

No, who down with hoods in black trucks (fxckin everybody)

Back the fxck up cause y'all ain't got shxt

Representin the street killas my whole clique

Where the bitch we run hoes for all they loot

And when my money ain't right yo

Believe we down to shoot

Everyday what, different bitch

And at least once a month, my whole enterage switch

Hands down muthafxckas case closed

Psychopathic Rydas got all the hoes

Who got more hoes than us? (Don't nobody)

No, who rock more shows than us? (Don't nobody)

No, who got more bank than us? (Don't nobody)

No, who down with hoods in black trucks (fxckin everybody)

Everybody that's down

That is me and Full Clip bring it to 'em

Oooh who's dat?

Clip from the Rydas

Dumpin out bystanders at the cops behind us

Oooh who's dat?

Your muthafxckin killa

Pull out my nine and blast you in your grill, yeah

Oooh who's dat?

The winner of bread

Put your face on the curb and kick the back of your head

Oooh who's dat?

Hatchet representin fool hood in a black truck

Ryda till I die that's what

I don't give a fxck how many caps they peel

fxck they crew and all they muthafxckin homeboys frontin like they real

I got the hollow tip bullets for that teflon vest

Blow a hole the size of hubcaps dead in your chest

We ain't afraid to make the hammer go cock

Just to erase a couple of wack muthafxckas off the block

Leave you layin in a pine box with roses from your crew

Pause for a second, check yourself, and ask who

Who got more hoes than us? (Don't nobody)

No, who rock more shows than us? (Don't nobody)

No, who got more bank than us? (Don't nobody)

No, who down with hoods in black trucks (fxckin everybody)

You saw the show

Say I didn't rock it

I'ma jab a stick in your eye socket

I'm through tryin to prove myself all the time

I'm the muthafxckin shxt bottom line

fxck dis tryin to impress y'all

I'll wear a half shirt and walk a fat bitch through the mall

shxt I don't pick and choose my freaks

I'll fxck a crackhead with warts on her butt cheeks

And I'd still be the shxt like that

fxckin Yokozuna ain't livin this fat baby what

Ain't nobody bad like us

25 drunk Ryda dawgs in the tour bus

Who down with hoods in black trucks? (fxckin everybody)