Mutilation Mix

The Neden Game (from Mutilation Mix)

"Let's meet contestant number one

He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown

Who says, "woman love his sexy smile"

Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon

Sharon, what's your question?"

"Contestant number one,

I believe first impressions last forever

So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house

And have dinner with me and my family

Tell me what you would do to make

That first impression really stick"

Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it

I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it

I'd probably just show up naked like I always do

And lick your momma in the eye and tell her, "FXCK YOU!!!"

Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti

I'd kick her in the butt and tell her, "Get the food ready!"

Your dad will probably start tripping and get me p|ssed

I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fxcking lips!

It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother

I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother

I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this

You know for only 13, she got some big tits

After that, your dad will try to jump again

And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin

After you mom does the dishes and the silverware

I'd dry-fxck her till I nut in my underwear

"Now, let's me contestant number two

He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak

Who works for the Dark Carnival

He says women call him stretch nuts

Sharon, let's hear your question"

"I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions

A man who expresses himself in his own special way

Number two, if you fell in love with me

Exactly how would you let me know?"

First thing, I could never love you

You sound like a little richie-bitch, FXCK YOU!!!

But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care

By taking all these other motherfxckers outta here

I'd go through your phone book and kill'em all

And find contestant number one and break his fxcking jaw (what?!)

Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay

I'd be blowing fxcking nuggets off all day

I'd tell ya that I love ya, if you don't say it back

I'd have ta choke slam your neck and dislocate your back!

I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can

And then I'd club in your head like a CAVE MAN!

When we go to the beach and walk through the sand

I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin

As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back

And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!

"Well it sounds like contestant number two

Is just over-flowing with sensativity, Sharon

It's a touch choice so far

Sharon, let's have your last question and

See which one is going to win the rights to your neden"

"Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the

same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would

your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!"

Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar

And tell you that I can't believe how fxckin fat you are

I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake

And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake!

Fxck that, you'd be jocking me quick

I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick

And then to get your attention in the crowded place

I'd simply walk up and slap you in the fxckin face!

Yeah, smack her in the mouth, yo, that'll get her

Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better

Look, fxck you, I got a strong rap

Shxt, you don't want contestant number two

He's mad-whack

I walk into a bar and there he was

Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to fxck it

It was a big fxcking smelly, ass farm llama

Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!