The Amazing Jeckel Brothers

Intro

Hello there sir Well I'll tell ya,

I've lived here all my life

and I never once noticed this place

You need a sign out there or somethin buddy,

probably bring some business to the joint

Yes, how may I help you today?

I'm lookin for some kind of uh...

some kind of clock or somethin,

somethin for the old man

He collects old shxt like this and I figured,

I figured I'd get 'em somethin

before he dies and rots on me ya know?

Ah well perhaps you can use a gift yourself?

Well I'm not much for old shxt like this myself

But I insist, I have somethin just right for you.

This will help you find more then you are looking for

A candle huh?

Yeah well maybe I'm in the wrong place

Consider it a gift from your neighbor

But I heh....have electricity in my house

Nah this is no ordinary candle by boy.

Come closer and witness the light that this magical candle

will shed apon your life

Listen uh, I really gotta get goin

Witness my friend, witness the light,

of the Amazing Jeckel Brothers!

Jake Jeckel

Boom shaka boom (3x)

Lady's and gentelmen meet your guardian

Your keepers of morals...hehehe kindness

The path to shangrila is led by heeeee led by you

He is of your positivity he is of your love

Meet one half of the jugglin duo

That is your soul I'm talkin about

Jake Jeckel

Jeckel another J catch one more

They'll try and catch all thats instore for you

How many souls will fall from the sky?

How many souls burned wonderin why? (repeat)

Bring It On

Welcome everyone to the big show

Jake and Jack, and the dark carnival

Remove your hats or we'll cut off your heads

Show respect your amongst the dead

Don't like bigots and richy boy fxcks

Ain't shxt changed bitch, check us

Detroit, Southwest murderers die

The greatest spectical under the sky

5 Cards came and made they mark

From moon you gone down platin park

Fxck the drum kits, xylaphone, chello

I'm a wicked clown bitch "hello"

Everbody come jump in our rides

Bring you and your fat ass bitch in side

Wagons, tents are swept of a breeze

Can't nobody get with these, mothafxcka

BRING IT ON

BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT (x7)

BRING IT, BRING IT (x2)

Violent J, Shaggy serial killers with style

Fashion of the 2000 and beyond

Voodoo, chicken and magical wands

Dead bigots, face down in the ponds

Broken neck with the flick of our wrist

All this playa hatin gettin me fxcked

Fat chick, skinny chick, chicky chick hoe

Swishers, Faygo's and Kung Foo blow's

If Jake jeckel drop 88 card

No more chicks just sizlin balls

I'll hypnotize ya like a vampire

Bite your neck and set your head on fire

Shoot me with silver bullets OK

I'll pull 'em out, pawn 'em and get paid

Here try my liquarish treat

I know dead folk that chew they feet

Carnival moves in shadow of time

And he's runnin a little behind, bitch

BRING IT ON

BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT (x7)

BRING IT, BRING IT (x2)

Insane Clown Posse ICP

Ax murdering done with a touch of detroit class

Jeckel Drop ball

Shangrila die

1 for your greed

2 for your lies

Jeckel Drop ball

Shangrila die

1 for your greed

2 for your lies

Shaggs 2 Dope serial killah

Ax murder boy, wig cap peelah

I can wear a philly jacket and look fresh

I'm pimpin like David Caresh...was

People think I got bombs in my locka

Teachers try to open it up, I'M A SOCK HER

Get the fxck back and leave me alone

Before I have to come to your home, and see ya

Wind me up and I can do flips

And put the smack down on your lips

Billy Boy Rude and Jump Steady Tom Tubs

Stephan Legs, Double A got love

Drinkin Moon Mist carnival bar

Got folk love, people love whatever you are

Fork side ways I'm a jugglin man

Can't nothin reign bitch

BRING IT ON

BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT (x7)

BRING IT, BRING IT (x2)

... jibberish...

I Want My Shxt

It was like March, April

fxckin Libra

Taurus, born in 1775

I'm like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive

I used to hang with the original, billy the kid

You probably think I'm only playin but, I did

My daddy's were a 2 headed freak show

Mamma a fortune tella, Azmerella Zella

Anyway they had sex on a Oija board

And I was born the next day

Violent J

When I was 14 I tripped on the train track

And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack

I'm out cold, they though it would Fxck me up

I got up and itched my butt, and I'm like, what?

Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy child of the Witch heffer

Whatever

Tied me up burned me and threw stones

Had a few scrapes and cuts

Smokey Nuts

After that they started bowin and shxt

Prayin to me, you know how those primatives get

I said get off my dick I ain't a savior

I'm what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava

4 simple things in this bitch before I die

I want a rusy ax

I wanna know voodoo

A fat bitch named Bridget

And a little sip of Faygo to

Till I get my shxt in this mothafxcka

I will neva DIE!

50 years passed all my homey's are old ass fxcks

I ain't even got hair on my nuts

I left the village in the search of my ends, I wrestled Alligators

Battled terminators

Nothin ever killed me, nothin could harm me

I faught in the civil war, Yankees army

I walked across enemie lines with a mack 10

Man they didn't even have that shxt back then

How you just gonna come in my shxt and fxck it up?

Well atleast make this shxt sound real man damn!

I walked acrossed enemy lines with a, lantern

Steddy takin cannon balls

To the balls

The war ended, I traveled the country horse back

Until this fool tried to horse jack

He put his gat to my head and blew my face up

Didn't even smear the makeup

I took his gun a put a divit in his neck

The sherriff didn't like it

I got endited

87 long years in the state pen

Till they finally forgot why they put me in

They had to let me go, can't hold me on nothin

On they way out they like "Yo ain't you like a houndred and somethin?"

I'm said Yeah thats right, and I ain't gonna die till I get my shxt mothafxcka!!!

I want a rusy ax

I wanna know voodoo

A fat bitch named Bridget

Just a little sip or two

Till I get my shxt in this motha fxcka

I will neva DIE!

I slept under bridges, lived in a valley

Climbed up mountains, searched the alleys

More years passed and I still ain't died

Now I'm in Detroit on the Southwest Side

My homie has an empala blue '67

Last night we hit the road pushin 111

I stuck my head out the window told 'em forward the most

And let my nugget ping off a light post

hahahaha hell yeah cuz, yeah it hurts a little bit but then ya gotta straight bust

The world hates me cuz of shxt like this

They always try and kill me but, MISS

I know it's odd cuz my face is forever painted

When I was born the bitch ass doctor fainted

My tongues a little long I choke people with it

Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it

And I told ya my neck can strech for miles

I sorta look like somethin from the X-Files

People wanna see me die for then a little bit

But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my shxt

And I ain't gonna die till I get it!!!!

I want a rusy ax

I wanna know voodoo

A fat bitch named Bridget

I said Faygo fxck Mountain Dew

Till I get my shxt in this mothafxcka

I will neva Die!

Die (2x)

BITCHES W/OL DIRTY BASTARD

Bitches (3x)

Bitch what tha fxck?

What ya try to do to me?

You wasn't true to me

When I was locked up you fxcked somethin like 34 guys

But I let that slide

Cuz your ass is bangin, your titties is phat

I wanted to fxck that, but fxck that

I never gave a fxck that, you put it through the courts

And gave me genital warts

Now I stack my nine, I'm goin for your knees

I'ma blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze

As your standin there I'ma be like BITCH!

You know you done fxcked up right?

Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die

Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (4x)

Bitch don't talk about bitches I'm fxckin them

Please no fat bitches I'm fxckin slim

Unless its one of those nights I'm smokin my shxt

I don't camp out high, I'm fxckin that shxt

How much it cost big fat crack head?

Ain't tryin to hear all them words you said

Five minutes bitch, then I came

Fxck your name, and from were you came

I don't give a fxck bitch, I will kill you

You Sequeta

You Bolinda

You to Passion

BITCH!!!

Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die

Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (4x)

One thing I can't stand is these bitches

Tryin to take my riches, when I ain't even got none

I never lies, you knew what I wanted all the while

My dick in your vertical smile

We kiss and hug, snug and tickle

But the bitch wouldn't even buff my fxckin pickle

She fxcked everybody else in the place

It's all good, NOW LET ME HEAD BUTT YOUR FACE!

Bitch

I love you but now ya gotta die

Girl you know I love you but now ya gotta die

Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die

Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (repeat)

Terrible

Motha fxcka! You don't know shxt do ya?

You wouldn't know shxt if it whiped kicked you in your ugly bitch ass face

You ain't even begun to expierence drama motha fxcka

Your mamma, your motha fxckin big fat chicken faced assed mamma

Don't even know about this drama, MOTHA FXCKA!

Oh my god look at that, turn it up please

Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees

Somebody took her black thing and went thug

Thats terrible he heard about it for months

What about that one nobody guy that they found dead in the grass

With his dick in his, ass

Unless there was more

But you won't recall cuz Micheal Jackson squeezed up on some little kids balls

What you concider DRAMA it ain't all that

It's just that your whack

With Intergalactic satellite data compress

YES but we can't feed the homeless

And then OJ's big story unfolded

Everybody watched that while Okalahoma exploded

900 good reasons why this world don't really care

Thats what it costs for a wheel chair!!

Terrible What ya know it's terrible

Terrible, you don't know whats terrible (2x)

Laaady daah we gotta protest that

Cuz some rock and roll ninja bit the head off a rat

Walked in his concert and tear 'em to hell

Cuz he's so fxckin TERRIBLE!

Mean while his record sells double and triple

Cuz of YOU whinin bout him rubbin his nipple

Religious? Shxt, you helped them bands

Instead of helpin them poor people eatin outta them garbage cans

When your done with that bitch come protest me

Shiiiiit motha fxcka I could use the money

The hole world was cryin when Kurt went KABANG

When Eazy-E died no it wasn't no thang

Rapper dies of aids but you hardly mention

Rocker blows his face off and becomes a legend

Heroine and a shot gun and a hero was made

Maybe I should do that shxt so J can get paid

Terrible What ya know it's terrible

Terrible, you don't know whats terrible (2x)

Rebel flag, in your school

Rebel flag, in your park

Rebel flag, in your court room

Rebel flag, in your heart

Rebel flag, stood for slavery

Rebel flag, stood for war

Rebel flag, stood for hatred

But just go ahead and hang your flag up some more

Don't worry about my god damn flag boy whats terrible is you damn rappers cursin

The country we live in was built by slaves

Beat at and murderd and stuffed in they graves

You put a slave owner on a 1 dollar bill

And you wanna know why I kill people!!!!

Bombs are blowin up cops are corrupt

And all ya care about is who the president Fxcked!

You don't even know terrible, you will

As soon as our wagons come over the HILL!

Terrible What ya know it's terrible

Terrible, you don't know whats terrible (2x)

You don't even know whats in store for that bitch ass of yours

Let me get a look at that bitch ass of yours

There it is it looks like a bitches ass you bitch ass motha Fxcka!!!!

Terrible What ya know it's terrible

Terrible, you don't know whats terrible (repeat)

I Stab People

I stab people, 4 or 5 people every day

I tried to see a shrink to stop that shxt but there aint no FXCKIN way

I stabed 'em, this nurse and his fxckin cat

Stabbed 'em, stabbed 'em all like that!

I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex my manager

He was like "WHAT THA FXCK!"

I stabbed 'em in the gut!

I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there

I don't care, I stab anybody anywere

I stabbed the mailman he was fxcked

He tried to mace me

I'm too quick with the stab, come on come on mace me

I stabbed Twiztid Jamie Madrox I stabbed 'em

Myzery stabbed me, ahh god damn 'em

I stab old people old ladies little kids I don't give a fxck

I stabbed the fat guy in the butt, hehe what

I stabbed Pete Rose, I stabbed 'em twice in the nipple

I'm violent J and I stab people

Maybe somebody can help me (repeat)

Another Love Song

Yeah, I mean I hear what your sayin

I mean you got carried away in the moment

I could fogive you.....I could do that

I could do anything if I wanted

I could buy you a Lexus Truck with a white leather interior

I could kill off some bears and dogs and shxt just to make you a fur coat

I could love you and treat you with class

And have babies fallin all out your ass

Thinkin about that

I feel I'd rather kill you

Cuz I got you in my car you ain't goin no were bitch your dead

I'd rather cut that neck in half

I'd rather choke out that bitch ass

I'd rather chop and never stop

Cuz you fxcked my homie (2x)

I could take all the face paint off and get a real job workin for your dad

I would rather take a 10 lbs axe and stick it in your daddy's forehead

I could let you move into my house

You fxck the neighbor everytime I go out

And whipe his nut on my pillow

But I think I'd rather kill you

Cuz we parked here all alone on this here dark allyway, hey

I'd rather cut that neck in half

I'd rather choke out that bitch ass

I'd rather chop and never stop

Cuz you fxcked my homie (2x)

I'm the one that killed your preciouse cat and stuffed 'em in your fxckin mail box

If I only hadn't cut off my hair, I'd choke you with all my dred locks

When I scream at the moon everynight

You shoulda knowns somethin just ain't right

Cuz I'm gonna slap you

And then I'm going to kill you

Cuz the moon told me to and it's watching us right now

I'd rather cut that neck in half

I'd rather choke out that bitch ass

I'd rather chop and never stop

Cuz you fxcked my homie (2x)

I could go back to school instead and try and get my diploma

I'd much rather bang your head on the wall untill you fall into a coma

Cuz I can't get you outta my head

I'd cut my head off but then I would be dead

And I ain't the only motha fxcka thats diein

So lets just die together

I'd rather cut that neck in half

I'd rather choke out that bitch ass

I'd rather chop and never stop

Cuz you fxcked my homie (repeat)

Everybody Rize

Smile I'ma blow a hole in your neck

And leave ya standin there lookin stupid like Beck

Everybody jump to the juggalo sound

FXCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN

Fxck rednecks dum diddy dum

Barrels in your mouth, shreds your tongue

Everybody jump to the juggalo sound

FXCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN

Fxck Gene Simmons you make me sick

Psycho Circus you just stole my shxt

Spit your blood out and do your dance

But I'ma kick that ass through your leather pants

Fxck Palooza big festivals

Never sell out with you bitch ass hoes

Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound

FXCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN

Everybody raized on the East side

Everybody raized on the West side

Everybody raized on the North side

South side, everybody rize (2x)

Money, I was raised up without shxt

Thats how I'll die, thats how I'll live

Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound

FXCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN!

I SCREAM! I make towers shatter

I hoop the moon through the rings of Saturn

Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound

FXCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN!

I say what I want, whatever I feel

Fxck your big contract record deal

Paper ain't shxt you's amongst the dead

Dark Carnival alacoombaciad

Fxck video, and radio play

Fxcker, shxt, can suck my dick all day

Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound

FXCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN!

Everybody raized on the East side

Everybody raized on the West side

Everybody raized on the North side

South side, everybody rize (2x)

Suck my dick

Suck my dick

Suck my dick

Now thats straight from my heart

Suck my dick

Suck my dick

Suck my dick

Suck.... my.... dick

Michael Isner can suck my dick

If he got some kinda problem with my shxt

Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound

FXCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN!

Your just a FAGGOT!

Korn FAGGOT!

They call you that cuz you act like a bitch

Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound

Fxck OUTTA HERE, FXCK OUTTA HERE!

Fxck skin color everybodies blue

Then what would all these biggots do?

Instead of your tone, they'd hate your size

Thats why I must pluck out all of there eye's

ICP We roam alone

Ever sence then Inner City Ghetto Zone

Now everybody jumps to the juggalo sound

FXCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH THA CLOWN!!!!!!

Everybody raized on the East side

Everybody raized on the West side

Everybody raized on the North side

South side, everybody rize (repeat)

Play With Me

Every year there's more of us and all we do is fill the box

You might play with me at first a couple days a week at tops

Just like your super atomic retro blasma car

We will all get tossed inside just like the piece of shxt we are

I will be your fantasy your imaginary special friend

I can feel you rumbling no need to talk to them

But instead you toss me in the box we need to rot away

Hoping you will pick me again some day, hey hey

Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side

Most of them are raggady and we all are locked inside (2x)

I will listen to your bibble babble jibber talk

But when you go in tonight you'll leave me out here on the walk

You'll ignore your little friend or trade me for somethin instead

Please come get your doggy don't let him chew off my FXCKIN head

All your mom and daddy do is work and fight thats all they do

I can understand the way you feel because I feel it to

But you leave me in the box and I can hardly hear you play

Lost among the toys of yesterday, hey hey hey hey

Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side

Most of them are raggady and we all are locked inside (2x)

Boys and girls fxck that old crusty shxt!

Come down and get your brand new, haha shiney, slimey, atomic Fxckhead!

I can see you near the bed when I look through this tiny crack

You'll become a children now and I don't see you turnin back

7 years of darkness I can only hope my wish comes true

That some day I'll get you in my hands...AND I'LL PLAY WITH YOU!!!!!!

Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side

Most of them are raggady and we all are locked inside

Jack Jeckel

Boom shaka boom shaka (3x)

Lady's and gentlemen come here, major greeting

Your keeper of wickedry the path to shangrila

Is missled by he missled by you

He is of your NEGATIVITY, he is of your HATE

Meet the other half of the jugglin duo

That is your soul

The AMAZING JACK JECKEL!!!!

Jeckel another J catch one more

They'll try and catch all thats instore for you

How many souls will fall from the sky?

How many souls burned wonderin why? (repeat)

Fxck The World

If I only could I'd set the world on fire (x3)

Say xxxx the world

Fxck THE WORLD!

Fxck 'em all

Fxck 'EM ALL

Fxck you, Fxck me, Fxck us

Fxck Tom Fxck Mary Fxck Gus

Fxck dairies, Fxck the west coast and Fxck everybody on the east

EAT Fxck AND DIE, or Fxck off atleast

Fxck pre-schoolers, Fxck rulers, kings and queens Fxck gold jewlers

Fxck wine coolers

Fxck chickens, Fxck ducks

Everybody in your crew sucks punk motha Fxcks

Fxck cridicts, Fxck your review

Even if you like me, Fxck YOU!

Fxck your mom, Fxck your moms mamma

Fxck the Beastie Boy's and the dalli llama

Fxck the rain forest, Fxck a forest gump

You probably like it in the RUMP, Fxck a shoe pump

Fxck the real deal, and Fxck all the fakes

Fxck all 52 states, oooh

And Fxck you

If I only could I'd set the world on fire (3x)

If I only could I'd set the world on fire (keep repeating)

Say Fxck the world

Fxck THE WORLD!

Fxck 'em all

Fxck 'EM ALL (2x)

Fxck opera Fxck operah Fxck a soap operah

Fxck a pop locker and a cock blocker

Fxck your girlfriend I probably did her already

Fxck Kile and his brother Tom Petty, jump steady

My homie Fxck 'em what are ya gonna do

Fxck that bitch man Fxck you

Yeah well Fxck you to

Don't bother to analyze these rhymes

In this song I say Fxck 93 times

Fxck the president, Fxck your welfare

Fxck your government and Fxck Fred Bear

Fxck Newgent, like anybody gives a Fxck

You like to hunt a lot, SO FXCKIN WHAT!

Fxck disco, count a monty crisco

Fxck cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco

And Fxck everyone that went down with the titanic, in a panick

I'm like, FXCK YOU ALL!!!!

If I only could I'd set the world on fire (keep repeating)

Say Fxck the world

FXCK THE WORLD!

Fxck 'em all

Fxck 'EM ALL (2x)

Fxck Celine Deon and Fxck Deon Walrick

You both make me sick, suck my dick

Fxck the Berlin wall, both sides of it

And Fxck Lial Luvit, whoever the Fxck that is

Fxck everybody in the hemisphere

Fxck them across the world and Fxck them right here

You know the guy who operates the Rouge river draw bridge in delray on jefferson?

FXCK HIM!

Fxck your idea, Fxck your gonarea, Fxck your diareah, Rocky Miavia

Fxck your wife your homie did he's Fxckin you

Fxck the police and the 50 to

Fxck Spin, Rolling Stone, and Fxck Vibe

Fxck everybody inside

Whoevers on the cover, Fxck his mother

Fxck your homies little brother from along the way

And Fxck Violent J

The Shaggy Show

From southwest detroit deep within zug islands industrial waste deopository

It's SHAGGY Time!!!

Hey, how ya doin down there

It's nice to see ya, alright!

Waddup ya'll? Welcome to the show

I'm Shaggy like you don't Fxckin know

This is my sidekick, fat pat

He goes, hehehe, and all of that

Anyway on my way here I almost died

This bitch in front of me was like 105

They worry about drunks and late night truckers

Old ass bitches tryin to kill motha Fxckas

This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more

Then she makes a right into my side door

This comedy Fxck's gettin old

The game is to be sold, not to be told

You can feel the excitment right?

Snoop Dogg is with us tonight

hahaha thats what I'm sayin

Fxck, on the Shaggy Show shiit we ain't playin

And that ain't it, also on the show

Anotha motha Fxcka that well, most of ya know

You see 'em with me a lot, he's like a brother

VIOLENT J'S IN THIS MOTHA FxckA

I like that kid Violent J

Hey Mike "Whats up?" how ya doin today?

"Just great Shaggz" well thats great

Lets give a hand, to Mike E. Clark and that gangsta fun band!

We'll be right back with Violent J!

Do your homies have money? Are you broke?

Yeah

Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?

Straight up!

Theres nothin you can do but get your PHD

Playa Hata's Degree?

Thats right

Awww hell yeah

Player Haters Academy located on welfarm in Detroit offers the finest in Playerhation tactics

Yeah thats right

Such as the bitch hater

Hey man Fxck that fine ass bitch!

Or the look shooker

Yo bitch I may be ugly but atleast I ain't got no money!

Or the never ending shooting star

Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch!

Get your PHD and join a nation of playerhation

WORD UP!

Ok, my first guest, he's nuty as hell

He just served a half a year in the county jail

Now he's back, for now atleast

Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece

Waddup yall? Whats happenin

Been 6 months and my dick ain't haven it

If I don't hurry up and get me some ass

I might bust this nut on your tv glass

Anyway I'm workin on my brand new shxt

A brand new group with my homies twiztid

It's called Dark Lotus, should I play some for ya'll?

Hell Nah

Now I been hearin a little about this and that

About you havin some kinda panick attack

Tell us, um is it true?

And when you have one, what tha Fxck do you do?

Well I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffe

And then all of a sudden I'm like, GET OFF ME!

Then I start chokin out pedestriens

Untill they give me my shot of calapalestrien

But thats all over now and thats that

I'm a perfectly normal necropheliac

Just don't test me, or pull strings forget it

I might grab your neck and do bad things with it

Well on that note, thank you J, for real

Well just pop you one of them selopian pills

Take your ass back stage and relax

Snoop Dogg is commin up next!!!

Stay right here we'll be right back

I like my chilli hot, as a matter of fact I like my chilli so god damn hot

That you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonfull

When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin

I reach for that bottle of mammas god damn hot chilli

Smooth tender chunks filled with chilli beans filled with mamma's hot bastard bacon bits

And drizled with just the right amount of thick savery sauce

Drippin with noodle nuggets and Texas onions

mmmm mmmmm thats hot, god damn hot!

Ask for it by name

Thanx fellas, alright yo were back

My next guest pioneerd the sound of rap

He's come a long way from the LBC

Please welcome Snoop D-O double G

Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane

It's the big dogg yo Fxckin wit the insane

Clown, get down nigga I represent the town

Hey yo Violent J lets go half on this pound

I stay gangsta lay fine, I drop the bomb

They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm

So any dick that seem to disagree with me

Step up and watch your motha Fxckin ass meet the fee

Snoop, what?, you got platnem on your wall

Where all the fools starin scratch there balls

They wanna be like you, they wanna try ta steal your flows

Yo, why is that so?

It's like everywere I look, and everywere I go

Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow

But I don't pay 'em no attention oh should I mention

I'm all about the money and riddin in cars with suspension

Bounce makin on the corners smokin dope

Smokin that weed hangin out with my lopes

Folks don't give a Fxck about nothin at all

Thats why I'm known to the world as big motha Fxckin Snoop Dogg, nigga

Snoop Dogg everybody

Now we gotta bring a close to our party

Thanx Violent J my lope

And thank you Snoop for that bag of smoke

Join us next time for the show

We'll have that one bitch from Letters To Cleo

Thats it for now, I'm out this bitch

Hey yo gangsta fun, show 'em how ya got rich!

Mad Professor

He He He

Oh shxt he's here

Hi

Hi ya doing

Is this the right place for that furniture ahh

Yeah sure is come on in

Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch

So that's the couch eh

Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there

That's pretty Fxckin nice I haven't seen

Woah you all right there

Excuse me real apolstry

I ain't seen nothin like that since shxt like back in the...

Mother Fxcker

You want my couch

You mother Fxcker

I need your muther Fxckin brain

You can't have my couch

What da the Fxck you thinking

Now come here you big fat muther Fxcker get on the table

I was never popular this I'll admit Fxck school

School never liked me cool

All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead

Make fun of the size of my forehead

But that shxt never bothered me

See momma and mother they owned a lot of property

They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free time

Well were my time was spent

I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times

Cluck Cluck Cluck then it was dead

I made a lot of things though

Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha shxt yeah

But im still lonely I need a homie

So I collected limbs and made me a zombie

I could have made me a girlie friend

But Fxck that I got my girlie right here yeah

You can call me mad professor

I will build a friend for me

You can call me mad professor

We will rule eternity

So this is like where you live

That's right why you don't like it

I mean oh my god it's dirty

Do you like?

Hehe Shut up bitch

Give me your tippie toes

I used some many body parts it was crazy

I killed a whole bunch of muther Fxckers like what 80

They all chipped in on my special friend

Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on

I hear the other children playing outside

"Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your Fxckin hide"

Trunks full this parts wack

Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack

Fxck shxt I'm sawing of an elbow

Looking at the meter on my quazar zifter low

Or better yet look out the Fxckin window

I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll

Screw the head on come on come

It's the dugish rugish bone

OK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz

Fxck shxt didn't work

You can call me mad professor

I will build a friend for me

You can call me mad professor

We will rule eternity

Hey

Hey you call for a wrecker

Sure did come on in

I got the truck ready out side I'm gonna go ahead…

Oh muther Fxcko what you'd hit me with a Fxckin frying pan

What's up what that bra

You crazy muther Fxcko ow that shxt hurts

Come here

I'm gonna Fxck you up

Get back here

He's trying to kill me

It wasn't always easy let me tell ya

But Fxck that uhh cause I ain't no failure

I put the shxt with the veins and snip that wait a minute

You here that

Yeah

It's alive I just gotta wake it up

Hand me that rock and lime

Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pause

I ain't cleaning his draws man Fxck that

Get him set get 'im ready its all most time

Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine

I see him twitching I'm on a roll

He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival

Turn the hertz all the way up for this shxt

And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit

Did it work you make the call?

"Shaggy ?"

…What up Y'all?

You can call me mad professor

I will build a friend for me

You can call me mad professor

We will rule eternity

Assassins

You know who your Fxckin wit?

W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns (repeat)

I walked through river rouge and saw this man

He was chubba he was 1m I snatched his jewelry and ran

I caught up with Nate he said I think it's worth a grand

He smiled then he cringled then he shook my hand

The Deal is goin down I need the money so I'm giddy

The Fxckin snake was crule all I got was 750

My mother threw my out I called my sister a whore

Now my house is abandoned, my bed is the floor

It's been a week I haven't eaten I starve and I crawl

Saw my teacher Ms. Delana Oak at Wellington Mall

I broke into her dosten and jumped in the back

And waited for the bitch to put my shanke through her neck

She offered her cars key's cried and said please

She promised not to tell and gave me A's and B's

I said I want your money bitch and all I can sell

I looked into her eyes and she was SCARED AS HELL!

I knew she was a snitch so I cut off her tongue

Now happy with the trigger now I'm on the run

AN ASSASSIN

Wicked Clowns wicked clown

Wicked clowns wicked clown

Don't Fxck with me

Wicked Clowns wicked clown

Wicked clowns wicked clown

Wicked Clowns wicked clown

Wicked clowns wicked clown

Don't Fxck with me

Wicked Clowns wicked clown

Wicked clowns wicked clown

You know who your Fxckin wit?

W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns (repeat)

My father was a priest cold blooded he's dead

Hipocret he was a bigot so I cut off his head

Poored out the holey water bless the dead is what I said

And heard the demons screamin as his body bled

Now I'm drunk on the freeway just the other day

I saw a fine hitch hiker and I wanted to play

Pulled up to the curb so I can offer a ride

She said thanx I said no thang and she got inside

I'm peepin as I'm creepin I'm packin an erection

I'm stairin with my dick I'm like LOOK which direction

Made it to her ave, she got out and said see ya

Hey babe why don't ya chill and kill this 2 liter

Went into my trailer, I filled up the glass

Before she took a sip I had my dick in her ass

I banged it and banged it the shxt was obserd

Like she was Sporty Spice and I was some Fxckin nerd

Then she rolled over and gave me a kiss

She said "When am I gettin paid?" WHAT BITCH?

First I tried to choke her she went for the door

She said "Welcome to the desease theres no cure for"

Bitch I love you but now you gotta die

I chased her through the door but she slammed it in my eye

She passed by my boy and I knew he was strapped

Billy pulled out his gun and shot the bitch in her back

Still about 30, I went for the hatchet

And screamed at the moon like a sick psychopatchic

Chopin and chopin they said "J what tha Fxck?"

On the news they found her head stuffed up her butt, WHAT?

I'm an ASSASSIN

hahaha a motha Fxckin assassin

An assassin

Wicked Clowns wicked clown

Wicked clowns wicked clown

Don't Fxck with me

Wicked Clowns wicked clown

Wicked clowns wicked clown

Wicked Clowns wicked clown

Wicked clowns wicked clown

Don't Fxck with me

Wicked Clowns wicked clown

Wicked clowns wicked clown

Echoside

Echoside Echoside not without my echoside

Imagine a place that exists beyond, a place that seldom seen

A place that even the wickedest souls that burn have never been

There was a soul named Dameon he was nothin heaven to say

Instead he was cast to the flames of hell to serve an eternal grave

Even in the After life things don't always go as planned

Satan's relm see's through, it's hectic and over changed

Dameon earned his spot in hell right until his dieing day

So the wagons took his sorry soul and taunted him all the way

They finally reached that resting place and endless pit of fire

But Dameon had excapte throught the back door of Satan's lair

Out the back entrance of hell with no were else to hide

His time is just a toomb resting in the Echoside

Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (4x)

In the Background: Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time

If there is a hell then there must be a behind

Take me from the nethervoid and bury me in black

Take me from the echoside and never bring me back

Dameon ran as far as he could before his legs began decaying

There were many dead trees of blood red skies and headless children playing

A wicked man with a long black tongue saw Dameons legs were dead

So he layed on top of Dameon and then licked the back of his neck and said

Backwords talking saying: Fxck the Devil Fxck That shxt

We Believe in life legit

If you diggin what we say

Why you throw your sould away?

Echoside Echoside not without my Echoside (4x)

In the background: Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time

If there is a hell then there must be a behind

Take me from the nethervoid and bury me in black

Take me from the echoside and never bring me back

Backwards talking again saying: Fxck The Devil Fxck That shxt

We Believe in life legit

If you diggin what we say

Why you throw your soul away?

Dameon crawled for many hours in puddles of blood he lay

Torcherd by everything he saw yet wishin along the way

His arms decayed and fell off his body as he rolled along the floor

Still trying not too look back, as if something else were in store

The clouds above were dark and hot yet dripping with blood rain

The ground infested with rodents that crawled throughout his veins

As Dameon layed in Echoside, hells screames could still be heard

Blood red skie would flicker with the torchering that occured

Thinking that he escaped every scream he heard he laughed

With the headless children pointing and urinating in his lap

He finally saw some fortress gates so he quickly rolled into it

These red gates were the front doors of hell, he never knew it, he he

Echoside Echosid not without my echoside

In the Background: Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time

If there is a hell then there must be a behind

Take me from the nethervoid and bury me in black

Take me from the echoside and never bring me back

(repeat all until song is done)

Nothing's Left

Ain't nothin left here for me

So I'm out this bitch

Fxck stayin here

I'm buzzin the Fxck all the bout

We out this motha Fxcka right now

Theres no story that ain't been told

There ain't no gimic that ain't been sold

Theres no ocean that never been swam

Theres no jaba that ain't been slamed

There ain't no road that ain't been traveled

There ain't no doctor that ain't been baffled

Ain't no thug that never cried

Ain't no preacher that never lied

Theres no rumor that ain't been passed

Ain't no question that no one asked

Theres no tree that won't get chopped

Theres no bomb that won't get dropped

Ain't no path that no ones laid

AIn't no beast that ain't been afraid

Theres no feet that no one can

Theres no saga that never began

Ain't no snow that didn't melt

Theres no punch that never been felt

Theres no skill that no ones learned

Theres no planet that he ain't turned

Theres no fued that never disolved

There ain't no problem that ain't been solved

Theres no tail that no ones told

Theres no beuty that won't get old

Theres no garden the sun ain't beemed on

Theres no shoulder that ain't been leaned on

Theres no color that ain't been seen

Purple, yellow, forest green

Theres no desert that ain't seen rain

Nobody here that ain't felt pain

Theres no bigot that ain't been clowned

Theres no treasure that I ain't found

Ain't no cave they ain't never explored

Ain't no mother that ain't been ignored

Theres no leader that ain't been led

Theres no blood that ain't been shed

Theres no dish they never made

Ain't no brick they never laid

Everything left's been done before

Nothings new, no were to explore

On the day the wagons come

I'll just pray that you let me on (repeat)

Hey Jack Jeckel fly

Twist and spin to the other side (repeat)