The Amazing Jeckel Brothers
Intro
Hello there sir Well I'll tell ya,
I've lived here all my life
and I never once noticed this place
You need a sign out there or somethin buddy,
probably bring some business to the joint
Yes, how may I help you today?
I'm lookin for some kind of uh...
some kind of clock or somethin,
somethin for the old man
He collects old shxt like this and I figured,
I figured I'd get 'em somethin
before he dies and rots on me ya know?
Ah well perhaps you can use a gift yourself?
Well I'm not much for old shxt like this myself
But I insist, I have somethin just right for you.
This will help you find more then you are looking for
A candle huh?
Yeah well maybe I'm in the wrong place
Consider it a gift from your neighbor
But I heh....have electricity in my house
Nah this is no ordinary candle by boy.
Come closer and witness the light that this magical candle
will shed apon your life
Listen uh, I really gotta get goin
Witness my friend, witness the light,
of the Amazing Jeckel Brothers!
Jake Jeckel
Boom shaka boom (3x)
Lady's and gentelmen meet your guardian
Your keepers of morals...hehehe kindness
The path to shangrila is led by heeeee led by you
He is of your positivity he is of your love
Meet one half of the jugglin duo
That is your soul I'm talkin about
Jake Jeckel
Jeckel another J catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wonderin why? (repeat)
Bring It On
Welcome everyone to the big show
Jake and Jack, and the dark carnival
Remove your hats or we'll cut off your heads
Show respect your amongst the dead
Don't like bigots and richy boy fxcks
Ain't shxt changed bitch, check us
Detroit, Southwest murderers die
The greatest spectical under the sky
5 Cards came and made they mark
From moon you gone down platin park
Fxck the drum kits, xylaphone, chello
I'm a wicked clown bitch "hello"
Everbody come jump in our rides
Bring you and your fat ass bitch in side
Wagons, tents are swept of a breeze
Can't nobody get with these, mothafxcka
BRING IT ON
BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT (x7)
BRING IT, BRING IT (x2)
Violent J, Shaggy serial killers with style
Fashion of the 2000 and beyond
Voodoo, chicken and magical wands
Dead bigots, face down in the ponds
Broken neck with the flick of our wrist
All this playa hatin gettin me fxcked
Fat chick, skinny chick, chicky chick hoe
Swishers, Faygo's and Kung Foo blow's
If Jake jeckel drop 88 card
No more chicks just sizlin balls
I'll hypnotize ya like a vampire
Bite your neck and set your head on fire
Shoot me with silver bullets OK
I'll pull 'em out, pawn 'em and get paid
Here try my liquarish treat
I know dead folk that chew they feet
Carnival moves in shadow of time
And he's runnin a little behind, bitch
BRING IT ON
BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT (x7)
BRING IT, BRING IT (x2)
Insane Clown Posse ICP
Ax murdering done with a touch of detroit class
Jeckel Drop ball
Shangrila die
1 for your greed
2 for your lies
Jeckel Drop ball
Shangrila die
1 for your greed
2 for your lies
Shaggs 2 Dope serial killah
Ax murder boy, wig cap peelah
I can wear a philly jacket and look fresh
I'm pimpin like David Caresh...was
People think I got bombs in my locka
Teachers try to open it up, I'M A SOCK HER
Get the fxck back and leave me alone
Before I have to come to your home, and see ya
Wind me up and I can do flips
And put the smack down on your lips
Billy Boy Rude and Jump Steady Tom Tubs
Stephan Legs, Double A got love
Drinkin Moon Mist carnival bar
Got folk love, people love whatever you are
Fork side ways I'm a jugglin man
Can't nothin reign bitch
BRING IT ON
BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT (x7)
BRING IT, BRING IT (x2)
... jibberish...
I Want My Shxt
It was like March, April
fxckin Libra
Taurus, born in 1775
I'm like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive
I used to hang with the original, billy the kid
You probably think I'm only playin but, I did
My daddy's were a 2 headed freak show
Mamma a fortune tella, Azmerella Zella
Anyway they had sex on a Oija board
And I was born the next day
Violent J
When I was 14 I tripped on the train track
And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack
I'm out cold, they though it would Fxck me up
I got up and itched my butt, and I'm like, what?
Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy child of the Witch heffer
Whatever
Tied me up burned me and threw stones
Had a few scrapes and cuts
Smokey Nuts
After that they started bowin and shxt
Prayin to me, you know how those primatives get
I said get off my dick I ain't a savior
I'm what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava
4 simple things in this bitch before I die
I want a rusy ax
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
And a little sip of Faygo to
Till I get my shxt in this mothafxcka
I will neva DIE!
50 years passed all my homey's are old ass fxcks
I ain't even got hair on my nuts
I left the village in the search of my ends, I wrestled Alligators
Battled terminators
Nothin ever killed me, nothin could harm me
I faught in the civil war, Yankees army
I walked across enemie lines with a mack 10
Man they didn't even have that shxt back then
How you just gonna come in my shxt and fxck it up?
Well atleast make this shxt sound real man damn!
I walked acrossed enemy lines with a, lantern
Steddy takin cannon balls
To the balls
The war ended, I traveled the country horse back
Until this fool tried to horse jack
He put his gat to my head and blew my face up
Didn't even smear the makeup
I took his gun a put a divit in his neck
The sherriff didn't like it
I got endited
87 long years in the state pen
Till they finally forgot why they put me in
They had to let me go, can't hold me on nothin
On they way out they like "Yo ain't you like a houndred and somethin?"
I'm said Yeah thats right, and I ain't gonna die till I get my shxt mothafxcka!!!
I want a rusy ax
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
Just a little sip or two
Till I get my shxt in this motha fxcka
I will neva DIE!
I slept under bridges, lived in a valley
Climbed up mountains, searched the alleys
More years passed and I still ain't died
Now I'm in Detroit on the Southwest Side
My homie has an empala blue '67
Last night we hit the road pushin 111
I stuck my head out the window told 'em forward the most
And let my nugget ping off a light post
hahahaha hell yeah cuz, yeah it hurts a little bit but then ya gotta straight bust
The world hates me cuz of shxt like this
They always try and kill me but, MISS
I know it's odd cuz my face is forever painted
When I was born the bitch ass doctor fainted
My tongues a little long I choke people with it
Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it
And I told ya my neck can strech for miles
I sorta look like somethin from the X-Files
People wanna see me die for then a little bit
But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my shxt
And I ain't gonna die till I get it!!!!
I want a rusy ax
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
I said Faygo fxck Mountain Dew
Till I get my shxt in this mothafxcka
I will neva Die!
Die (2x)
BITCHES W/OL DIRTY BASTARD
Bitches (3x)
Bitch what tha fxck?
What ya try to do to me?
You wasn't true to me
When I was locked up you fxcked somethin like 34 guys
But I let that slide
Cuz your ass is bangin, your titties is phat
I wanted to fxck that, but fxck that
I never gave a fxck that, you put it through the courts
And gave me genital warts
Now I stack my nine, I'm goin for your knees
I'ma blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze
As your standin there I'ma be like BITCH!
You know you done fxcked up right?
Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (4x)
Bitch don't talk about bitches I'm fxckin them
Please no fat bitches I'm fxckin slim
Unless its one of those nights I'm smokin my shxt
I don't camp out high, I'm fxckin that shxt
How much it cost big fat crack head?
Ain't tryin to hear all them words you said
Five minutes bitch, then I came
Fxck your name, and from were you came
I don't give a fxck bitch, I will kill you
You Sequeta
You Bolinda
You to Passion
BITCH!!!
Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (4x)
One thing I can't stand is these bitches
Tryin to take my riches, when I ain't even got none
I never lies, you knew what I wanted all the while
My dick in your vertical smile
We kiss and hug, snug and tickle
But the bitch wouldn't even buff my fxckin pickle
She fxcked everybody else in the place
It's all good, NOW LET ME HEAD BUTT YOUR FACE!
Bitch
I love you but now ya gotta die
Girl you know I love you but now ya gotta die
Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (repeat)
Terrible
Motha fxcka! You don't know shxt do ya?
You wouldn't know shxt if it whiped kicked you in your ugly bitch ass face
You ain't even begun to expierence drama motha fxcka
Your mamma, your motha fxckin big fat chicken faced assed mamma
Don't even know about this drama, MOTHA FXCKA!
Oh my god look at that, turn it up please
Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees
Somebody took her black thing and went thug
Thats terrible he heard about it for months
What about that one nobody guy that they found dead in the grass
With his dick in his, ass
Unless there was more
But you won't recall cuz Micheal Jackson squeezed up on some little kids balls
What you concider DRAMA it ain't all that
It's just that your whack
With Intergalactic satellite data compress
YES but we can't feed the homeless
And then OJ's big story unfolded
Everybody watched that while Okalahoma exploded
900 good reasons why this world don't really care
Thats what it costs for a wheel chair!!
Terrible What ya know it's terrible
Terrible, you don't know whats terrible (2x)
Laaady daah we gotta protest that
Cuz some rock and roll ninja bit the head off a rat
Walked in his concert and tear 'em to hell
Cuz he's so fxckin TERRIBLE!
Mean while his record sells double and triple
Cuz of YOU whinin bout him rubbin his nipple
Religious? Shxt, you helped them bands
Instead of helpin them poor people eatin outta them garbage cans
When your done with that bitch come protest me
Shiiiiit motha fxcka I could use the money
The hole world was cryin when Kurt went KABANG
When Eazy-E died no it wasn't no thang
Rapper dies of aids but you hardly mention
Rocker blows his face off and becomes a legend
Heroine and a shot gun and a hero was made
Maybe I should do that shxt so J can get paid
Terrible What ya know it's terrible
Terrible, you don't know whats terrible (2x)
Rebel flag, in your school
Rebel flag, in your park
Rebel flag, in your court room
Rebel flag, in your heart
Rebel flag, stood for slavery
Rebel flag, stood for war
Rebel flag, stood for hatred
But just go ahead and hang your flag up some more
Don't worry about my god damn flag boy whats terrible is you damn rappers cursin
The country we live in was built by slaves
Beat at and murderd and stuffed in they graves
You put a slave owner on a 1 dollar bill
And you wanna know why I kill people!!!!
Bombs are blowin up cops are corrupt
And all ya care about is who the president Fxcked!
You don't even know terrible, you will
As soon as our wagons come over the HILL!
Terrible What ya know it's terrible
Terrible, you don't know whats terrible (2x)
You don't even know whats in store for that bitch ass of yours
Let me get a look at that bitch ass of yours
There it is it looks like a bitches ass you bitch ass motha Fxcka!!!!
Terrible What ya know it's terrible
Terrible, you don't know whats terrible (repeat)
I Stab People
I stab people, 4 or 5 people every day
I tried to see a shrink to stop that shxt but there aint no FXCKIN way
I stabed 'em, this nurse and his fxckin cat
Stabbed 'em, stabbed 'em all like that!
I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex my manager
He was like "WHAT THA FXCK!"
I stabbed 'em in the gut!
I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there
I don't care, I stab anybody anywere
I stabbed the mailman he was fxcked
He tried to mace me
I'm too quick with the stab, come on come on mace me
I stabbed Twiztid Jamie Madrox I stabbed 'em
Myzery stabbed me, ahh god damn 'em
I stab old people old ladies little kids I don't give a fxck
I stabbed the fat guy in the butt, hehe what
I stabbed Pete Rose, I stabbed 'em twice in the nipple
I'm violent J and I stab people
Maybe somebody can help me (repeat)
Another Love Song
Yeah, I mean I hear what your sayin
I mean you got carried away in the moment
I could fogive you.....I could do that
I could do anything if I wanted
I could buy you a Lexus Truck with a white leather interior
I could kill off some bears and dogs and shxt just to make you a fur coat
I could love you and treat you with class
And have babies fallin all out your ass
Thinkin about that
I feel I'd rather kill you
Cuz I got you in my car you ain't goin no were bitch your dead
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Cuz you fxcked my homie (2x)
I could take all the face paint off and get a real job workin for your dad
I would rather take a 10 lbs axe and stick it in your daddy's forehead
I could let you move into my house
You fxck the neighbor everytime I go out
And whipe his nut on my pillow
But I think I'd rather kill you
Cuz we parked here all alone on this here dark allyway, hey
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Cuz you fxcked my homie (2x)
I'm the one that killed your preciouse cat and stuffed 'em in your fxckin mail box
If I only hadn't cut off my hair, I'd choke you with all my dred locks
When I scream at the moon everynight
You shoulda knowns somethin just ain't right
Cuz I'm gonna slap you
And then I'm going to kill you
Cuz the moon told me to and it's watching us right now
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Cuz you fxcked my homie (2x)
I could go back to school instead and try and get my diploma
I'd much rather bang your head on the wall untill you fall into a coma
Cuz I can't get you outta my head
I'd cut my head off but then I would be dead
And I ain't the only motha fxcka thats diein
So lets just die together
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Cuz you fxcked my homie (repeat)
Everybody Rize
Smile I'ma blow a hole in your neck
And leave ya standin there lookin stupid like Beck
Everybody jump to the juggalo sound
FXCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN
Fxck rednecks dum diddy dum
Barrels in your mouth, shreds your tongue
Everybody jump to the juggalo sound
FXCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN
Fxck Gene Simmons you make me sick
Psycho Circus you just stole my shxt
Spit your blood out and do your dance
But I'ma kick that ass through your leather pants
Fxck Palooza big festivals
Never sell out with you bitch ass hoes
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FXCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN
Everybody raized on the East side
Everybody raized on the West side
Everybody raized on the North side
South side, everybody rize (2x)
Money, I was raised up without shxt
Thats how I'll die, thats how I'll live
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FXCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN!
I SCREAM! I make towers shatter
I hoop the moon through the rings of Saturn
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FXCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN!
I say what I want, whatever I feel
Fxck your big contract record deal
Paper ain't shxt you's amongst the dead
Dark Carnival alacoombaciad
Fxck video, and radio play
Fxcker, shxt, can suck my dick all day
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FXCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN!
Everybody raized on the East side
Everybody raized on the West side
Everybody raized on the North side
South side, everybody rize (2x)
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Now thats straight from my heart
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck.... my.... dick
Michael Isner can suck my dick
If he got some kinda problem with my shxt
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FXCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN!
Your just a FAGGOT!
Korn FAGGOT!
They call you that cuz you act like a bitch
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
Fxck OUTTA HERE, FXCK OUTTA HERE!
Fxck skin color everybodies blue
Then what would all these biggots do?
Instead of your tone, they'd hate your size
Thats why I must pluck out all of there eye's
ICP We roam alone
Ever sence then Inner City Ghetto Zone
Now everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FXCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH THA CLOWN!!!!!!
Everybody raized on the East side
Everybody raized on the West side
Everybody raized on the North side
South side, everybody rize (repeat)
Play With Me
Every year there's more of us and all we do is fill the box
You might play with me at first a couple days a week at tops
Just like your super atomic retro blasma car
We will all get tossed inside just like the piece of shxt we are
I will be your fantasy your imaginary special friend
I can feel you rumbling no need to talk to them
But instead you toss me in the box we need to rot away
Hoping you will pick me again some day, hey hey
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side
Most of them are raggady and we all are locked inside (2x)
I will listen to your bibble babble jibber talk
But when you go in tonight you'll leave me out here on the walk
You'll ignore your little friend or trade me for somethin instead
Please come get your doggy don't let him chew off my FXCKIN head
All your mom and daddy do is work and fight thats all they do
I can understand the way you feel because I feel it to
But you leave me in the box and I can hardly hear you play
Lost among the toys of yesterday, hey hey hey hey
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side
Most of them are raggady and we all are locked inside (2x)
Boys and girls fxck that old crusty shxt!
Come down and get your brand new, haha shiney, slimey, atomic Fxckhead!
I can see you near the bed when I look through this tiny crack
You'll become a children now and I don't see you turnin back
7 years of darkness I can only hope my wish comes true
That some day I'll get you in my hands...AND I'LL PLAY WITH YOU!!!!!!
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side
Most of them are raggady and we all are locked inside
Jack Jeckel
Boom shaka boom shaka (3x)
Lady's and gentlemen come here, major greeting
Your keeper of wickedry the path to shangrila
Is missled by he missled by you
He is of your NEGATIVITY, he is of your HATE
Meet the other half of the jugglin duo
That is your soul
The AMAZING JACK JECKEL!!!!
Jeckel another J catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wonderin why? (repeat)
Fxck The World
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (x3)
Say xxxx the world
Fxck THE WORLD!
Fxck 'em all
Fxck 'EM ALL
Fxck you, Fxck me, Fxck us
Fxck Tom Fxck Mary Fxck Gus
Fxck dairies, Fxck the west coast and Fxck everybody on the east
EAT Fxck AND DIE, or Fxck off atleast
Fxck pre-schoolers, Fxck rulers, kings and queens Fxck gold jewlers
Fxck wine coolers
Fxck chickens, Fxck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks punk motha Fxcks
Fxck cridicts, Fxck your review
Even if you like me, Fxck YOU!
Fxck your mom, Fxck your moms mamma
Fxck the Beastie Boy's and the dalli llama
Fxck the rain forest, Fxck a forest gump
You probably like it in the RUMP, Fxck a shoe pump
Fxck the real deal, and Fxck all the fakes
Fxck all 52 states, oooh
And Fxck you
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (3x)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (keep repeating)
Say Fxck the world
Fxck THE WORLD!
Fxck 'em all
Fxck 'EM ALL (2x)
Fxck opera Fxck operah Fxck a soap operah
Fxck a pop locker and a cock blocker
Fxck your girlfriend I probably did her already
Fxck Kile and his brother Tom Petty, jump steady
My homie Fxck 'em what are ya gonna do
Fxck that bitch man Fxck you
Yeah well Fxck you to
Don't bother to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say Fxck 93 times
Fxck the president, Fxck your welfare
Fxck your government and Fxck Fred Bear
Fxck Newgent, like anybody gives a Fxck
You like to hunt a lot, SO FXCKIN WHAT!
Fxck disco, count a monty crisco
Fxck cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And Fxck everyone that went down with the titanic, in a panick
I'm like, FXCK YOU ALL!!!!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (keep repeating)
Say Fxck the world
FXCK THE WORLD!
Fxck 'em all
Fxck 'EM ALL (2x)
Fxck Celine Deon and Fxck Deon Walrick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fxck the Berlin wall, both sides of it
And Fxck Lial Luvit, whoever the Fxck that is
Fxck everybody in the hemisphere
Fxck them across the world and Fxck them right here
You know the guy who operates the Rouge river draw bridge in delray on jefferson?
FXCK HIM!
Fxck your idea, Fxck your gonarea, Fxck your diareah, Rocky Miavia
Fxck your wife your homie did he's Fxckin you
Fxck the police and the 50 to
Fxck Spin, Rolling Stone, and Fxck Vibe
Fxck everybody inside
Whoevers on the cover, Fxck his mother
Fxck your homies little brother from along the way
And Fxck Violent J
The Shaggy Show
From southwest detroit deep within zug islands industrial waste deopository
It's SHAGGY Time!!!
Hey, how ya doin down there
It's nice to see ya, alright!
Waddup ya'll? Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy like you don't Fxckin know
This is my sidekick, fat pat
He goes, hehehe, and all of that
Anyway on my way here I almost died
This bitch in front of me was like 105
They worry about drunks and late night truckers
Old ass bitches tryin to kill motha Fxckas
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more
Then she makes a right into my side door
This comedy Fxck's gettin old
The game is to be sold, not to be told
You can feel the excitment right?
Snoop Dogg is with us tonight
hahaha thats what I'm sayin
Fxck, on the Shaggy Show shiit we ain't playin
And that ain't it, also on the show
Anotha motha Fxcka that well, most of ya know
You see 'em with me a lot, he's like a brother
VIOLENT J'S IN THIS MOTHA FxckA
I like that kid Violent J
Hey Mike "Whats up?" how ya doin today?
"Just great Shaggz" well thats great
Lets give a hand, to Mike E. Clark and that gangsta fun band!
We'll be right back with Violent J!
Do your homies have money? Are you broke?
Yeah
Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?
Straight up!
Theres nothin you can do but get your PHD
Playa Hata's Degree?
Thats right
Awww hell yeah
Player Haters Academy located on welfarm in Detroit offers the finest in Playerhation tactics
Yeah thats right
Such as the bitch hater
Hey man Fxck that fine ass bitch!
Or the look shooker
Yo bitch I may be ugly but atleast I ain't got no money!
Or the never ending shooting star
Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch!
Get your PHD and join a nation of playerhation
WORD UP!
Ok, my first guest, he's nuty as hell
He just served a half a year in the county jail
Now he's back, for now atleast
Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece
Waddup yall? Whats happenin
Been 6 months and my dick ain't haven it
If I don't hurry up and get me some ass
I might bust this nut on your tv glass
Anyway I'm workin on my brand new shxt
A brand new group with my homies twiztid
It's called Dark Lotus, should I play some for ya'll?
Hell Nah
Now I been hearin a little about this and that
About you havin some kinda panick attack
Tell us, um is it true?
And when you have one, what tha Fxck do you do?
Well I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffe
And then all of a sudden I'm like, GET OFF ME!
Then I start chokin out pedestriens
Untill they give me my shot of calapalestrien
But thats all over now and thats that
I'm a perfectly normal necropheliac
Just don't test me, or pull strings forget it
I might grab your neck and do bad things with it
Well on that note, thank you J, for real
Well just pop you one of them selopian pills
Take your ass back stage and relax
Snoop Dogg is commin up next!!!
Stay right here we'll be right back
I like my chilli hot, as a matter of fact I like my chilli so god damn hot
That you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonfull
When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin
I reach for that bottle of mammas god damn hot chilli
Smooth tender chunks filled with chilli beans filled with mamma's hot bastard bacon bits
And drizled with just the right amount of thick savery sauce
Drippin with noodle nuggets and Texas onions
mmmm mmmmm thats hot, god damn hot!
Ask for it by name
Thanx fellas, alright yo were back
My next guest pioneerd the sound of rap
He's come a long way from the LBC
Please welcome Snoop D-O double G
Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
It's the big dogg yo Fxckin wit the insane
Clown, get down nigga I represent the town
Hey yo Violent J lets go half on this pound
I stay gangsta lay fine, I drop the bomb
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any dick that seem to disagree with me
Step up and watch your motha Fxckin ass meet the fee
Snoop, what?, you got platnem on your wall
Where all the fools starin scratch there balls
They wanna be like you, they wanna try ta steal your flows
Yo, why is that so?
It's like everywere I look, and everywere I go
Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow
But I don't pay 'em no attention oh should I mention
I'm all about the money and riddin in cars with suspension
Bounce makin on the corners smokin dope
Smokin that weed hangin out with my lopes
Folks don't give a Fxck about nothin at all
Thats why I'm known to the world as big motha Fxckin Snoop Dogg, nigga
Snoop Dogg everybody
Now we gotta bring a close to our party
Thanx Violent J my lope
And thank you Snoop for that bag of smoke
Join us next time for the show
We'll have that one bitch from Letters To Cleo
Thats it for now, I'm out this bitch
Hey yo gangsta fun, show 'em how ya got rich!
Mad Professor
He He He
Oh shxt he's here
Hi
Hi ya doing
Is this the right place for that furniture ahh
Yeah sure is come on in
Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch
So that's the couch eh
Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there
That's pretty Fxckin nice I haven't seen
Woah you all right there
Excuse me real apolstry
I ain't seen nothin like that since shxt like back in the...
Mother Fxcker
You want my couch
You mother Fxcker
I need your muther Fxckin brain
You can't have my couch
What da the Fxck you thinking
Now come here you big fat muther Fxcker get on the table
I was never popular this I'll admit Fxck school
School never liked me cool
All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shxt never bothered me
See momma and mother they owned a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free time
Well were my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times
Cluck Cluck Cluck then it was dead
I made a lot of things though
Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha shxt yeah
But im still lonely I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could have made me a girlie friend
But Fxck that I got my girlie right here yeah
You can call me mad professor
I will build a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
So this is like where you live
That's right why you don't like it
I mean oh my god it's dirty
Do you like?
Hehe Shut up bitch
Give me your tippie toes
I used some many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of muther Fxckers like what 80
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on
I hear the other children playing outside
"Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your Fxckin hide"
Trunks full this parts wack
Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack
Fxck shxt I'm sawing of an elbow
Looking at the meter on my quazar zifter low
Or better yet look out the Fxckin window
I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll
Screw the head on come on come
It's the dugish rugish bone
OK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz
Fxck shxt didn't work
You can call me mad professor
I will build a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
Hey
Hey you call for a wrecker
Sure did come on in
I got the truck ready out side I'm gonna go ahead…
Oh muther Fxcko what you'd hit me with a Fxckin frying pan
What's up what that bra
You crazy muther Fxcko ow that shxt hurts
Come here
I'm gonna Fxck you up
Get back here
He's trying to kill me
It wasn't always easy let me tell ya
But Fxck that uhh cause I ain't no failure
I put the shxt with the veins and snip that wait a minute
You here that
Yeah
It's alive I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that rock and lime
Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man Fxck that
Get him set get 'im ready its all most time
Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine
I see him twitching I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shxt
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work you make the call?
"Shaggy ?"
…What up Y'all?
You can call me mad professor
I will build a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
Assassins
You know who your Fxckin wit?
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns (repeat)
I walked through river rouge and saw this man
He was chubba he was 1m I snatched his jewelry and ran
I caught up with Nate he said I think it's worth a grand
He smiled then he cringled then he shook my hand
The Deal is goin down I need the money so I'm giddy
The Fxckin snake was crule all I got was 750
My mother threw my out I called my sister a whore
Now my house is abandoned, my bed is the floor
It's been a week I haven't eaten I starve and I crawl
Saw my teacher Ms. Delana Oak at Wellington Mall
I broke into her dosten and jumped in the back
And waited for the bitch to put my shanke through her neck
She offered her cars key's cried and said please
She promised not to tell and gave me A's and B's
I said I want your money bitch and all I can sell
I looked into her eyes and she was SCARED AS HELL!
I knew she was a snitch so I cut off her tongue
Now happy with the trigger now I'm on the run
AN ASSASSIN
Wicked Clowns wicked clown
Wicked clowns wicked clown
Don't Fxck with me
Wicked Clowns wicked clown
Wicked clowns wicked clown
Wicked Clowns wicked clown
Wicked clowns wicked clown
Don't Fxck with me
Wicked Clowns wicked clown
Wicked clowns wicked clown
You know who your Fxckin wit?
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns (repeat)
My father was a priest cold blooded he's dead
Hipocret he was a bigot so I cut off his head
Poored out the holey water bless the dead is what I said
And heard the demons screamin as his body bled
Now I'm drunk on the freeway just the other day
I saw a fine hitch hiker and I wanted to play
Pulled up to the curb so I can offer a ride
She said thanx I said no thang and she got inside
I'm peepin as I'm creepin I'm packin an erection
I'm stairin with my dick I'm like LOOK which direction
Made it to her ave, she got out and said see ya
Hey babe why don't ya chill and kill this 2 liter
Went into my trailer, I filled up the glass
Before she took a sip I had my dick in her ass
I banged it and banged it the shxt was obserd
Like she was Sporty Spice and I was some Fxckin nerd
Then she rolled over and gave me a kiss
She said "When am I gettin paid?" WHAT BITCH?
First I tried to choke her she went for the door
She said "Welcome to the desease theres no cure for"
Bitch I love you but now you gotta die
I chased her through the door but she slammed it in my eye
She passed by my boy and I knew he was strapped
Billy pulled out his gun and shot the bitch in her back
Still about 30, I went for the hatchet
And screamed at the moon like a sick psychopatchic
Chopin and chopin they said "J what tha Fxck?"
On the news they found her head stuffed up her butt, WHAT?
I'm an ASSASSIN
hahaha a motha Fxckin assassin
An assassin
Wicked Clowns wicked clown
Wicked clowns wicked clown
Don't Fxck with me
Wicked Clowns wicked clown
Wicked clowns wicked clown
Wicked Clowns wicked clown
Wicked clowns wicked clown
Don't Fxck with me
Wicked Clowns wicked clown
Wicked clowns wicked clown
Echoside
Echoside Echoside not without my echoside
Imagine a place that exists beyond, a place that seldom seen
A place that even the wickedest souls that burn have never been
There was a soul named Dameon he was nothin heaven to say
Instead he was cast to the flames of hell to serve an eternal grave
Even in the After life things don't always go as planned
Satan's relm see's through, it's hectic and over changed
Dameon earned his spot in hell right until his dieing day
So the wagons took his sorry soul and taunted him all the way
They finally reached that resting place and endless pit of fire
But Dameon had excapte throught the back door of Satan's lair
Out the back entrance of hell with no were else to hide
His time is just a toomb resting in the Echoside
Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (4x)
In the Background: Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time
If there is a hell then there must be a behind
Take me from the nethervoid and bury me in black
Take me from the echoside and never bring me back
Dameon ran as far as he could before his legs began decaying
There were many dead trees of blood red skies and headless children playing
A wicked man with a long black tongue saw Dameons legs were dead
So he layed on top of Dameon and then licked the back of his neck and said
Backwords talking saying: Fxck the Devil Fxck That shxt
We Believe in life legit
If you diggin what we say
Why you throw your sould away?
Echoside Echoside not without my Echoside (4x)
In the background: Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time
If there is a hell then there must be a behind
Take me from the nethervoid and bury me in black
Take me from the echoside and never bring me back
Backwards talking again saying: Fxck The Devil Fxck That shxt
We Believe in life legit
If you diggin what we say
Why you throw your soul away?
Dameon crawled for many hours in puddles of blood he lay
Torcherd by everything he saw yet wishin along the way
His arms decayed and fell off his body as he rolled along the floor
Still trying not too look back, as if something else were in store
The clouds above were dark and hot yet dripping with blood rain
The ground infested with rodents that crawled throughout his veins
As Dameon layed in Echoside, hells screames could still be heard
Blood red skie would flicker with the torchering that occured
Thinking that he escaped every scream he heard he laughed
With the headless children pointing and urinating in his lap
He finally saw some fortress gates so he quickly rolled into it
These red gates were the front doors of hell, he never knew it, he he
Echoside Echosid not without my echoside
In the Background: Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time
If there is a hell then there must be a behind
Take me from the nethervoid and bury me in black
Take me from the echoside and never bring me back
(repeat all until song is done)
Nothing's Left
Ain't nothin left here for me
So I'm out this bitch
Fxck stayin here
I'm buzzin the Fxck all the bout
We out this motha Fxcka right now
Theres no story that ain't been told
There ain't no gimic that ain't been sold
Theres no ocean that never been swam
Theres no jaba that ain't been slamed
There ain't no road that ain't been traveled
There ain't no doctor that ain't been baffled
Ain't no thug that never cried
Ain't no preacher that never lied
Theres no rumor that ain't been passed
Ain't no question that no one asked
Theres no tree that won't get chopped
Theres no bomb that won't get dropped
Ain't no path that no ones laid
AIn't no beast that ain't been afraid
Theres no feet that no one can
Theres no saga that never began
Ain't no snow that didn't melt
Theres no punch that never been felt
Theres no skill that no ones learned
Theres no planet that he ain't turned
Theres no fued that never disolved
There ain't no problem that ain't been solved
Theres no tail that no ones told
Theres no beuty that won't get old
Theres no garden the sun ain't beemed on
Theres no shoulder that ain't been leaned on
Theres no color that ain't been seen
Purple, yellow, forest green
Theres no desert that ain't seen rain
Nobody here that ain't felt pain
Theres no bigot that ain't been clowned
Theres no treasure that I ain't found
Ain't no cave they ain't never explored
Ain't no mother that ain't been ignored
Theres no leader that ain't been led
Theres no blood that ain't been shed
Theres no dish they never made
Ain't no brick they never laid
Everything left's been done before
Nothings new, no were to explore
On the day the wagons come
I'll just pray that you let me on (repeat)
Hey Jack Jeckel fly
Twist and spin to the other side (repeat)
