Cows are nice
Cows are nice
Cows are nice
Cows are nice
Cows are nice
Cows are nice
Cows are nice
But cows are nice,
by A.L. 1997
If you put them in ice,
And keep them cold all day;
If you add some spice,
And cover them with purple clay.
If you mix them with mice,
And add some sugar and salt;
If you give them advice,
And show them how to pole-vault.
If they don't have lice,
And haven't got sore throats;
If you mix them with rice,
And stir in seventeen goats.
If you drink them with slice,
And maybe some coffee or tea;
Especially nice,
If you give all your cows to me!