My name is Mariah.
I am Head Teller at a local bank(which, for the personal safety of my customers, co-workers, and myself, will go un-named) in Marion, Ohio
I graduated from Ohio Wesleyan Univ. in Delaware, Ohio.
If you are here, you've probably already seen my main page:
http://www.angelfire.com/mt/assortedweirdness/index.html
http://www.angelfire.com/mt/assortedweirdness/index.html
mariah.turner.2001@owu.edu
"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42
muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4
muscles to extend your arm and b*tch-slap the
motherf*cker upside the head.."
(r-l Johanna Teresi-- aka Joseph, and Mariah Turner-- aka The $2 French Whore)
Hello. I'm Mariah.
I'm 26 years old. I've lived my entire life in Marion, Ohio.
I completed a German Major, Medieval Studies Minor at Ohio Wesleyan University. Like I said before, I work at a bank. If you know me and/or recognize my picture, you'll know which bank I work at. Otherwise, you don't need to know. Security, you know.
I like to sew. I have an antique sewing machine that used to belong to my great-Grandmother. I make pillows and curtains. Exciting, I know. My grandma bought me a I like to drink. I don't like to get DRUNK, but I like to have a nice buzz. I've only been drunk to the point of puking once. It was Memorial Day 2004. I had a cook-out with some friends and I ended up spending the night on Kim's bathroom floor. When I went into work the next day, everyone was looking for tile marks on my face and asking me about driving the porcelain bus. I don't plan on doing that again anytime soon.
Speaking of drinking, I've got an awesome drink mix. One of my college profs(no, really! I'm not kidding!) passed this down to me. It's called:
1)First, take grape Kool-Aid and mix with 1qt of water. Make the solution as strong or weak as you desire.
2)Next, add some booze. Gin, vodka, rum, amaretto, and grape-flavor Pucker are some favorites. I wouldn't use all at the same time, though. Just pick one or two that have flavors that jibe. Always use the grape Pucker-- it adds to the flavor of the Kool-Aid.
3)Chill and serve.
It's called "Screaming Purple Jesus" because it's purple (duh!) and, depending on how much booze you put in, one sip will leave you screaming "JESUS!"
Guess that's all for now. I'll add more later.
By the way, I'm GAY!