< The Twisted Fed : TTF

The debut show kicks off with the camera panning the packed TTF Arena. The crowd is on their feet cheering and waving the few signs they have made. The Saturday Night Fury logo appears on the screen and the show officially starts.

The camera then switches to the back parking lot. No cars are driving, and nothing is moving. Then a white limo comes into view, and parks near the entrance to the arena. The camera then switches back to ringside and we get a first look at our commentators.


JR: "Hello everyone, this is Jim Ross and I just have one question. Who could that be in the limo?"

Jerry “the king” Lawler: "I don't know JR. I really don't. I mean, everyone's that's supposed to be here is here and accounted for. Everyone that has a match tonight IS here folks, that means Gangster, Rusta, Al Sn0w,Midnight Murderer, Jeckel, Kane and The Sixth Sense are all here! And we will see them all in action tonight. But also, tonight is the Matches for three belts I have just heard the Sixth Sense will becoming down here tonight and he’s taking JR’s spot.

JR: "WHAT?"

It's about time for The Sixth Sense to come down, so after a few moments, The PA system comes alive with "If Ya Smeellll ... what The Sixth Sense ... is cookin'". The Sixth Sense slowly comes out from behind the curtain. The crowd is ecstatic, as The Sixth Sense walks to the edge of the ramp and pauses for a moment. He then slowly proceeds down the aisle and then walks around to the other side of the ring, to the commentary table. The Sixth Sense walks up to Nick, and quickly flashes his back hand. JR flinches, almost falls out of his seat, and slips out of the way. He quickly makes his way to the backstage area. The Sixth Sense takes a seat and puts on his head set.

The Sixth Sense : "Well, this most definitly is The Most Electrifying Show On TV Today, because The Sixth Sense is doing commentary."

Howard Finkle, our ring announcer, slowly walks up the stairs and into the middle of the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring with his microphone in hand.

Howard Finkle: "Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to welcome you all here for our Second ever show, Saturday Night Fury! In our very first match the rules are simple. A lightwieght match. First, coming down to the ring weighing in at 155 pounds and standing at 5 foot 2 inches. Midnight Murderer!"

murderer’s music begins to play throughout the arena as blue sparks fly everywhere around the entrance way. The crowd shows off mixed reactions for this man, as The Sixth Sense sits their smuggly. Midnight Murderer comes out from behind the curtain and runs down to the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope. He walks over to the nearest turnbuckle and jumps onto the second rope. He flexes, as the crowd mainly gives off loud boo's. murderer gets down and waits for Chaos to make his entrance.

The Sixth Sense : "This ... This jabroni thinks he can go one on one with The Great One? Well, The Sixth Sense says this: He takes one step towards The Sixth Sense , and The Sixth Sense will smack the taste out of his mouth, and the yellow off his teeth. Hey King., you're so smart, what's his name anyways?"

King: "His name is Murd--- ..."

The Sixth Sense : "It doesn't matter what his name is! The Sixth Sense will lay the smack down on his candy ass, just as soon as the day is long!"


"Chaos" begins to play throughout the arena. Scott Johnson stands in the middle of the ring and announces The Lord Choas. As Scott Johnson finishes introducing The Lord Choas, the crowd begin to jump to their feet in exAlement. The Lord Choas appears out from behind the backstage pushing along a dumpster filled with weapons. Choas pushes the dumpster to the ringside, as the crowd is jacked. As Choas nears the ring, Murderer backs up and takes a running start. He dives over the top rope with a suicide dive on to Lord Choas. Lord Choas and Murderer both come crashing down to the floor outside of the ring, as the ref signals for the bell to officially start the match.

No Disquilification Match
Lord Choas vs. Midnight Murderer

Murderer gets up, then picks up Chaos by the hair. Murderer cranks Choas with a hard right punch, followed by another one, then a left. Choas stumbles backwards, as Murderer charges at Choas with a clothesline. But Choas ducks, sending Murderer over the safety barricade, and into the crowd. Murderer falls back into a now vacant seat. Choas runs and dives over the baricade with a flying clothesline. They both fall back onto the hard concrete. Choas gets up first, followed by Murderer. Choas steps over the baricade, back into the ringside area, still being followed by Murderer. Choas walks up to the dumpster and reaches in, as Murderer slowly stalks up from behind. Choas continues to reach into the dumpster, and Murderer drops down and follows up with a blow to Chaos’ "Family Jewels". Choas falls down to his knees, as Murderer picks him up again clotheslines him right back down. Murderer boots Choas right in the kidneys, then looks into the dumpster for a weapon of destruction. Murderer pulls out a table and slides it into the ring. Then he picks up Choas and rolls him into the ring too. Murderer slides into the ring, as Choas is getting up. Murderer looks back at the crowd, and flexes once more then turns back around. Choas boots Murderer in the mid-section then puts Murderer's head between his legs, and drops him with a devastating powerbomb. Choas walks over to the folded table, and unfolds it and sets it up. He walks back over to Murderer and picks him up by the hair. He places Murderer on to the table, then begins climbing the turnbuckle. He gets to the top and faces the downed Murderer. He then leaps off of the top rope with his elbow out, he comes flying down hard and fast, but Murderer rolls off of the table at the very last second. Choas solitarily crashes down and through the table. The table shatters leaving a few splinters in Hardcore's right arm. Murderer runs up to the fallen Hardcore, and begins stomping a mudhole in him. Murderer then walks over to the dumpster, reaches under the middle rope and into the dumpster. He finds a small bag and pulls it out. He throws the bag behind him, into the middle of the ring, then reaches back into the dumpster and pulls out a chair. Choas begins getting up, as Murderer grabs his chair and charges at Hardcore. Murderer nails Choas in the head with the chair, sending Choas to his knees. Murderer then swings way back, then, as if hitting a home run, knocks the fuck out of Hardcore's head with the chair. Choas falls face first onto the mat, as blood begins pouring out of his forehead. Murderer goes and grabs the bag he pulled out previously and emptys the contents onto the mat. The contents appear to be tacks. Murderer walks over to Choas and picks him up, he first scratches along Hardcores wound. Choas wails in pain, then Murderer grabs Choas around the waist, picks him up and then slams him down back first with a Spine Buster, right onto the tacks. Choas immediatly rolls off of the tacks, screaming in pain. Murderer just takes a step back, slaps his ass and laughs his head off.


The Sixth Sense : "You think that was something, well you just wait until The Sixth Sense lays that jabroni out with The Most Electrifying Move In Sports Entertainment Today ... The People's Elbow. Murderer comes out here with his gold chains, and his Armani shirts, like he's trying to impress somebody. Well, in due time, The Sixth Sense will take those gold chains, dust them off ... Turn them son-bitches sideways and stick 'em straight up his candy ass!"

Murderer walks over to Hardcore, picks him up and gives him an Irish Whip back first in to the turnbuckle. Choas sits in the corner, as Murderer charges at him with a clothesline, but Choas lifts his boot, and sends Murderer face first in to his foot. Choas then flies out of the corner with a clothesline of his own. He hits Murderer down with a clothesline, then he picks him back up, boots him in the gut and delivers a crushing piledriver. Murderer lays almost lifeless on the mat, as Choas rolls over for a pin.

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Thr-- ... No!

Murderer kicks out, very resiliantly. Choas struggles to his feet, he picks up Murderer and tosses him into the ropes, Murderer bounces off the ropes, as Choas catches him and drops him with a Samoan drop. Choas then goes to the turnbuckle and begins climbing. He faces the lifeless Murderer, and flies off the top with an amazing elbow drop. He connects, as the ring shakes. The crowd begin cheering "Hardcore, Hardcore". Choas then walks over to the dumpster and reaches under the middle rope, and way into the dumpster. He pulls out a trash can. He walks over to Murderer, picks Murderer up with one hand, then puts the garbage can over Murderers head. Choas runs into the ropes, bounces off, and flies and Murderers head with a drop kick. Murderer, with the garbage dented and still on his head, is sent flying into the ropes. He bounces off, as Choas slams Murderer right across the face with a clothesline. Sending the garbage can flying off Murderer's head, and causing Murderer to fall to the mat, bleeding out of his mouth. Choas begins slapping his ass, mocking Murderer, and then follows it up with a pair of middle fingers. He walks up to Murderer and stomps him right on the face. Choas then picks Murderer up and attempts to throw him over the top rope, but Murderer reverses it and ends up throwing Choas over the top rope, into the dumpster. Murderer slides out of the ring and to the outside. He closes the lid, then begins to put a padlock on the dumpster*


The Sixth Sense : "The Sixth Sense has to do something right now ..."

The Sixth Sense gets out of his seat and rushes over to the dumpster. Murderer is still struggling with the lock, The Sixth Sense slowly creeps up behind him, and taps Murderer on the shoulder. Murderer turns around, and The Sixth Sense punches Murderer right in the jaw, followed by another hit, and another. The Sixth Sense pushes Murderer back, infuriating Murderer. Murderer, gaining a head of steam, rushes at The Sixth Sense and attempts a clothesline, but The Sixth Sense ducks it and catches him right across the shoulder. The Sixth Sense picks him and slams him down hard on to the concrete with The Sixth Sense Bottom. The Sixth Sense then picks up Murderer and rolls him in to the ring. He rolls him into the middle of the ring. The Sixth Sense looks around at all the fans, then he slowly raises The People's Eyebrow. He kicks Murderers arms to his side, then points to each side. As The Sixth Sense is doing this, Choas lifts up the lid to the dumpster, and lifts himself up to the apron. Still groggy, he doesn't see The Sixth Sense running into the ropes. The Sixth Sense bounces into the ropes, knocking Choas right back into the dumpster, then The Sixth Sense leaps over Murderer and in to the other ropes. He comes up to Murderer and drops The Peoples Elbow. The crowd is loving every minute of it. The Sixth Sense gets up and then rolls out of the ring. The Sixth Sense then walks up the ramp and leaves to the backstage area unnoticed. Meanwhile, Choas is coming out of the dumpster again, and Murderer is struggling to his feet. Choas gets up to the apron, as Murderer comes walking over to him. Murderer grabs Hardcore, but Choas drops down, crushing Murderer's throat across the top rope. Choas gets back on to the apron, and then back into the ring. Choas picks up Murderer and goes for a powerbomb, but Murderer reverses and sends Choas flying over in a back body drop. Murderer turns around and picks Choas up, he throws Choas into the ropes, but it's reversed into a short-arm clothesline by Hardcore. That nearly took his head off! Up again, Choas hits Murderer with a vertical suplex. Choas picks Murderer up once more, and sends him crashing to the mat with a DDT. That has got to hurt. Choas gets down on his hands and knees and starts getting in Murderer's face, he sure talks a lot of trash. Now Choas is heading over to the corner. He's ascending the turnbuckles once again, but wait, Murderer is getting up. Murderer runs over to the corner. Choas turns around, and see's Murderer right below him, this can't be good. Murderer grabs Choas and tosses him off the top rope with a Gorilla Press Slam, that's the Slam Of Glory. Good God! He has it won! Murderer walks over to him and goes for the pin!

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Thr-- Oh my god!

A fan has just entered the ring and hit Murderer! Oh my god, that's no fan! That's Mr.X! I know that guy! He had some sort of brass knuckles in his hand when he punched Guner, because The Ironman is down and out cold. Lord Choas, rolls Murderer over for a pin. No, no, it can't end like this!

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Three, It's all over.

I can't believe it. Chaos rolls out of the ring and exits back through the crowd, for that is the way he came in. What's the deal here? Was Mr.X helping The Lord Choas, or was Mr.X just wanting to attack Murderer? We'll have to find out on the weeks to come. Murderer The Ironman, a good job none the least, rolls out of the ring, and begins holding his head as he limps out of the arena and into the backstage area. Meanwhile The Lord Choas is wobbling to get to his feet and when he reaches his feet, the referee grabs his arm and raises it, for Choas is the victor. The fans go nuts, because they just witnessed one awesome match.


Scott Johnson: "Here is your winner: The Lord Choas!

Choas drops his arm, then rolls out of the ring. He also limps into the backstage area and back to his locker. The camera then goes into the backstage area and it shows The Sixth Sense talking on the phone while walking down the hall. He passes The Lord Choas as he walks by limping. The Sixth Sense looks at Choas and chuckles. Choas looks at Sixth Sense with a smug look, but continues down the hall. The Sixth Sense seems to pay no attention to Choas as he continues to talk on his phone.

The View goes backstage to see Sixth Sense Sense: "What? The Sense doesn't care what happened to Al Sn0w ... Get his candy ass out there now. Hell, Al looks like a big monkey came down to the ring took a crap and out came his monkey ass. The Sixth Sense couldn't care less if Al --- ... No, The Sense is talking ... You don't stop The Sense while talking. Ahh forget it, just get his candy ass out there now."

The scene switches to the parking lot with the limo. The limo is still parked and on the bottom of the screen it says "Moments Ago". The man called Al is walking through the parking lot, as the limo slams into reverse. Al is hit and rolls over the top of the limo. The limo door opens as Rusta Busta gets out of his car and walks over to Al. He spits on Al, then stomps him once. Rusta Busta then heads into the arena doors. Al is seriously hurt. But for what reason? What the fuck is going on here in TTF? Back to ringside, Shane the “king”, and the returned JR are sitting at their commentary table. Just then the all familiar music "Sixth Sense" plays throughout the arena once again. The Sense explodes out from behind the curtain, this time in his ring attire, as the crowd goes wild. The Sixth Sense slowly proceeds down to the ring, he reaches the ring and walks up the steel steps, he walks across the apron then places both feet on the middle rope, and leans out into the crowd. Scott Johnson hands The Sixth Sense the microphone. The Sixth Sense places the mic to his lips, and leans his head back to talk.

The Sixth Sense : "Finally The Sixth Sense has come to The Twisted Federation. Now, President TC, The Sixth Sense says screw this match and just give the belt to the Sense '"

"What does everybody want….HEAD" begins to play over the PA system. The music continues playing but Al doesn't come out.

Scott Johnson: "Coming down to the ring at 227 pounds and standing at 6 foot 3 inches, Al Snow!"

Even though Scott Johnson said Al was coming down, he still isn't. Then, without warning Al stumbles out from behind the curtain, as the crowd begins to boo him. He makes his way down to the ring, and then rolls into the ring. He tries to flex, but is hurt too badly to do so. He looks at the crowd, as The Sixth Sense jumps him from behind with a forearm shot to the back of the head. The ref calls for the bell as the match gets underway*

The Sixth Sense vs. Al

The match begins as The Sixth Sense is feeding Al punches to the face, Al stumbles into the turnbuckle and falls down. The Sixth Sense begins stomping Al in the corner, then he picks him up and tosses Al into the opposite turnbuckle. The Sixth Sense charges at him with a clothesline. Al takes a few steps out of the corner, then falls flat on his face. The Sixth Sense picks him up and goes for a short-arm clothesline, but Al ducks the clothesline and grabs The Sixth Sense from behind. Al throws The Sixth Sense over his back with a belly to back suplex. Al picks up The Sixth Sense and attempts a body slam, but it's too much of a strain. He ends up dropping The Sixth Sense on his feet, The Sixth Sense then opens his hand, spits on it, then punches Al right in the jaw. Al boots Sixth Sense y in the mid-section and follows through with an evenflow DDT. Then Al gets down on The Sixth Sense and starts punching him right in the face, then gets up and picks The Sixth Sense up with him. Al throws Sixth Sense into the ropes, but The Sixth Sense reverses it and throws Al into the ropes. The Sixth Sense catches Al and takes him down with a Samoan Drop. Sixth Sense picks up Al and throws him into the ropes, Al bounces off the ropes, and The Sixth Sense bends over. Al slams on the brakes, and kicks The Sixth Sense in the face. The Sixth Sense stumbles backwards, then Al punches The Sixth Sense , grabs him by the throat and hits The Sixth Sense with a choke slam. The Sixth Sense is down, but so is Al. Al struggles to his feet, and then grabs The Sixth Sense by the legs. He lifts his legs up high, and rolls over in an Elevated Boston Crab, also called The Liontamer in other federations. It's wrenching The Sixth Sense 's back like crazy, and The Sixth Sense tries reaching for the ropes, but they're too far away. The Sixth Sense keeps reaching, and finally he grabs them. The ref gets Al off of The Sixth Sense . The Sixth Sense slowly gets up, and Al tries swinging a punch at The Sixth Sense . The Sixth Sense boots Al in the gut, and then DDT's him right there. The Sixth Sense and Al are both on the ground, but The Sixth Sense gets up first. The Sixth Sense picks up Al and then spins around with a standing tornado DDT, he calls that "Layin' The Smack Down". The Sixth Sense starts stomping Al right in the back, then picks up Al, and takes him right back down with a snapmare takeover. The Sixth Sense goes to pick up Al, but Al is punching The Sixth Sense in the gut. Al gets to his feet and punches The Sixth Sense right in the face. Then scoops him up and slams him down. Al bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow on The Sixth Sense . Al then picks up The Sixth Sense again and tosses The Sixth Sense over the top rope to the outside. Al climbs under the ropes and the two begin brawling on the floor. Wait, what's this? Shane Matthews is coming down the aisle. What does this guy want? Meanwhile The Sixth Sense and Al are exchanging punches. Al then boots The Sixth Sense and slams him with a cradle piledriver. Shane Matthews jumps on to the apron and begins arguing with the ref, just then The Sixth Sense hits Al with a low blow, and walks over to the commentary table. He pushes JR out of the way and steals his head set.


The Sixth Sense : "What you saw right there was The Sixth Sense layin' the smack down on some poor jabroni. The Sixth Sense has got a special Sixth Sense burger, with some extra Sixth Sense sauce on the side for this poor ol' candy ass."

Al stumbles over to the commentary table, as The Sixth Sense slams Al's head down on the top. The Sixth Sense takes off the head set, then grabs the seat Nick Roberto was using and slams it around Al's head, meanwhile the ref is still arguing with Shane Matthews. The Sixth Sense walks around the table and grabs Al. He rolls Al into the ring and gets himself in as well. The Sixth Sense grabs Al in what looks like a short-arm clothesline, but instead hooks Al up for The Sixth Sense Bottom. He lifts him up, then slams him down. He then stands at his head, kicks in Al's arms, then slowly takes off his elbow pad. The Sixth Sense throws his right elbow pad into the crowd, then points off to eachside. The Sixth Sense goes to one side, bounces off, leaps over Al, bounces off the other side, then drops The Most Electrifying Move In Sports Entertainment Today, The People's Elbow. Shane Matthews drops down off the apron, as the ref returns to the action. The Sixth Sense gets down on Al and goes for the cover. The ref counts ...*

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Three!

The Sixth Sense dusts off his hands and stands up in the middle of the ring, and as he does that, Shane Matthews and Scott Johnson simultaneously get in the ring. Al Sn0w snatches the mic from Scott Johnson, shoves Scott out of the ring, and begins talking to The Sixth Sense in a fairly demanding tone of voice.


Al Sn0w: "Sixth Sense That’s allright you won cos screw the world bel I want something else HaHaHa, an--- ..."

The Sixth Sense takes the microphone away from Shane and talks into it.

The Sixth Sense : "Are you talking to The Sixth Sense ? First off, it doesn't matter what your name is, and right about now, there's only two things for you to do, them being for you to know your role and shut your mouth! You see, this is The Sixth Sense 's show, and pretty soon The Sixth Sense will be the Champ, therefore, he --- ..."

Al takes the mic away from The Sixth Sense , infuriating him. Al places the mic to his lips, but before he gets a chance to talk, The Sixth Sense starts punching at him with a set of rights. AL drops the mic and fights back. They go back and forth, neither of them having the advantage, until security comes out and seperates them from each other. They get seperated and The Sixth Sense leaves the ring first, never dropping his eyes from Al Sn0w. Shane exits from the opposite side and walks up the rampway a few moments after The Sixth Sense .

Scott Johnson: "And your winner: The Sixth Sense !

JR: "It's about time to get to our next title match it is for the I.C Title.



Nick Roberto: "Man, every man in this federation wants a piece of that World Title, but who will actually has it? The Sixth Sense!"

(Guys, sorry about this match, I accidently deleted it, and instead of taking forver to write it over and delay the results even further, I decided to just cu to the chase and announce the winner. It will be better next time, I swear. Sorry once again ~~~ TC)

TTF I.C Title match:
Rusta Busta vs. Gangster



Scott Johnson: "And your winner is: Rusta Busta!"

As the anticipation for the main event begins to rise, the camera pans over the crowd, and they are all standing. The lights dim a little bit and that signals that the next event is ready, for here starts the entrance of the first participant of the match, Chaos.

Chaos's theme begins and the place goes nuts. They've all seen him in his promos and he seems to be a good wrestler, but is he good enough to wear TTF Gold? We'll soon find out in this first round match in the TTF HaRdCoRe Title Match.Chaos’ theme continues to play and still there is no sign of the man. His theme stops for a few moments, and Kane's theme begins to play. What's going on here? KANE steps out from the curtain with a huge smile on his face. He stops on the ramp and raises both of his arms, almost in victory. Simultaniously, fireworks go off from the two TTF logo statues on both sides of the rampway. KANE sarcastically jumps at this, and he throws a crotch chop for the cameras. KANE walks about halfway to the ring, stops, looks over his shoulder as if to make sure someone wasn't going to run up from behind him, and continues on his way to the ring. About ten feet from the ring, he gets a running start and once he's close to the ring, he slides in underneath the bottom rope. He stands up almost immediately and walks over to the ring announcer and grabs his microphone. KANE paces around the ring a few times, rounding up a mixed reaction from the fans. Afer a short time, he raises the mic to his lips, and speaks.

Kane.: "You know, I thought this federation was going to be hard. I thought it was going to be a challenge. You know, I come here tonight to wrestle a man named Lord somethin’, in such a caliber match as a HaRdCoRe Title match, but I look around the ring, and I see no Chaos. Ummm, doesn't that mean I win? Referee, start the count, I'm gonna beat Chaos in any way I can, and a countout is as good as any."

The referee, not sure of what to do, hesitates for a moment, but then begins to count Chaos out!

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Two ... This can't be happening! This isn't fair! What happened to Chaos? He arrived in the Arena hours ago, I saw him myself!

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Six ... Damnit, this is wrong ... Something must be wrong.

Seven ... The referee's still counting, and by now, the fans of KANE are counting along too, but most of the fans in attendence are in awe, because this was one of the matches they paid the price of the ticket for.

Eight ...

And the lights go out on the count of eight. A HUGE roar from the fans emerges. The lights stay off for about a minute, and when they come back on, the ring is filled with smoke. We can see two shadows moving around frantically in the smoke. The smoke clears a little bit and we can see that those two shadows are the referee and KANE That instant, a huge blue spotlight from the ceiling covers the ring, blinding both the referee and KANE for a split second, but even a split second is long enough for Chaos to make his entrance. Much to the delight of the fans, Chaos, decked out in shiny blue pants and a black jacket, jets down the rampway, and slides into the ring, tackling KANE in the process. Right about this time there's minimal smoke left in the ring and the crowd is way into the match already, and it hasn't even started yet ... Ding ding ding, the referee starts the match, and it officially starts.

Main Event
TTF HaRdC0re Title
KANE vs. Chaos

The match officially starts on the ground, with Chaos pounding KANE for all he's worth. Chaos quickly stands back up, jerks his jacket off of his body and throws it to the outside. He then stretches out his arms and screams. What anger this man seems to have ... Chaos then drops down to his knees and continues to rabidly punch at Kane., who was trying to get up at the moment. KANE then, from his back, elbows Chaos in the mouth one solid time and that knocks Chaos off of him. KANE gains the energy to stand up, and at the same time, so does Chaos. They meet in the center of the ring and exchange right hands. Finally KANE brings his knee up into Chaos's lower stomach, which gives him the advantage for the moment. KANE takes advantage of this advantage and throws Chaos into the ropes. Chaos bounces back off of the ropes and KANE hits him with a perfectly executed dropkick. That knocks Chaos to the mat. He gets up slowly, but as that's going on, KANE is already climbing the turnbuckles on his way to the top rope. Chaos sees this and plays dead. KANE jumps with an top rope leg-drop and Chaos moves. KANE crashes to the mat and finds no one there. He tried a high risk move and it failed big time. Chaos stands up and pulls KANE up by the hair. Oh My GOD Al Sn0w runs down to the ring beats the two components aroun the head and leaves


Scott Johnson: "There is no winner by disqualification!”

JR: "Well, that's about it for tonight ... From JR, and “The King”, we here at TTF thank you for watching our show. Good night.