[~*~ The XWF camera opens, showing the United States capitol building. Thre isn't a cloud in the sky and it seems to be around mid-day, or early afternoon. The front street and steps are all packed with people. The large majority of these people are young, and probably on some sort of field trip. The building is huge, both wide and tall. At the top, it goes into a dome with a large pointy tip. The camera moves downward a bit and shows Epic standing next to a young girl. He is wearing black jeans shorts and a gray shirt with no sleeves. He also has a black and silver Yankees hat on. The young girl is wearing short shorts and a light green tanktop. They start walking and Epic looks at the camera and starts to talk.~*~]
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Epic :
What's up, XWF? I'm here in our nation's capitol, Washington D.C. The capitol of the greatest country on earth. And I'm outside of the building that has more impact on our wonderful country than any other building, and this is the capitol building. There's a long line today, so we ain't gonna go inside. We're gonna go get back into our nice shiny Blue Viper and drive around the city.
[~*~ The two of them begin to walk down the sidewalk when a man dressed in torn up sweatpants and a small leather jacket, obviously a hobo, comes up to them.~*~]
Epic: What do you want?
~[-Homeless Guy-]~
I want a little spare change, young clown. Ya got any??
~[-Epic-]~
Yeah, I do.. But you called me "Young clown". The only person who calls me that is... Hobo Jimmy?!?!
~[-Hobo Jimmy-]~
Yup, ya got me.
~[-Epic-]~
But that doesn't make any sense. How did you get all the way to Washington D.C. from New York?
~[-Hobo Jimmy-]~
Well ya see.. I hung on to the bottom of a coach bus..
~[-Epic-]~
Yeah, right.. Seriously.
~[-Hobo Jimmy-]~
I know.. I was jokin' ya. Some rich guy gave me 10 bucks and I used it to come down here.
~[-Epic-]~
Well, here's some change, I'll see you around, Jim.
[~*~pulls out a 20 and flicks it to him. Epic and the girl keep walking now they pass a stand with a bunch of watches, t-shirts, jewelry, and sunglasses.~*~]
~[-Seller Guy-]~
Wanna buy some Oakleys?
~[-Epic-]~
Yeah, if they're more than 90 dollars..
~[-Seller Guy-]~
Well, I sell 'em for 10 apiece.
~[-Epic-]~
And that's why they're fake.
~[-Seller Guy-]~
Ten Dollars.
~[-Epic-]~
Let me see them. (Epic picks up a pair and looks at them closely. He laughs and shakes his head)
~[-Seller Guy-]~
You gonna buy those?
~[-EPICC-]~
Nope. These are just as fake as the rest of them.
[~*~ EPIC looks at the jewelry and watches. He turns to the now recognised as Sharra and begins whispering to her.~*~]
~[-Epic-]~
Alright, this is what you're gonna do. Say you want these "Oakleys" for five dollars. If h doesn't agree, go up to six, and so on. Eventually he'll agree and then just say no. I'll be or here, pocketting a bunch of stuff, ok?
~[-Sharra-]~
Ok, I got it.
[~*~ Sharra picks up some golden Jokeleys and walks over to the seller.~*~]
~[-Sharra-]~
I'll take these for 6 dollars.
~[-Seller Guy-]~
Out of the question..
~[-Sharra-]~
Seven dollars
~[-Seller Guy-]~
Nope.
~[-Sharra-]~
I can't go any higher than $7.50. Look at these marks here.
~[-Seller Guy-]~
Alright, fine. $7.50.
~[-Sharra-]~
Actually.. No, I don't want them.
[~*~ EPIC and Sharra walk away. Soon they're lost in a crowd, so the yelling clerk can't find them. They break out of the crowd and hop into Epic’s Viper. Epic starts the car and they drive.~*~]
~[-Epic-]~
Perfect. Absolutly perfect. Couldn't ask for you to do it any better than that.
~[-Sharra-]~
Thanks.
[~*~ EPIC drives with one hand and empties his pockets with the other. When he's finished, there's a whole pile of fake jewelry.~*~]
~[-Epic-]~
That wasn't that big of a steal. That's only about 15 dollars worth of crap right there. I only stole it to piss that guy off. Continuing the tour, now. As you can see in the distance, there is the huge erection.. The Washington Monument. Now as we keep driving here, you can't really see it, because it's below eye level, but on the right over there is the Vietnam Memorial. I think that's enough touring.
~[-Epic-]~
With that done, I got some XWF sh-- to talk about. I'm going to start off with Wannabe now I wasn’t gonna start anything bad with you but I guess I’m gonna cos of this match thing so you come out here and you talk for about five sentences you just piss me off man….. I’m not even continuing.
~[-Epic-]~
That's about all I have to say to Wannabe.. Now moving on.. Jayzon Williams were do you get of calling me a Jobber I do not see you raking up the dough and having fine women next to you which are not whores but then you call me a jobber HaHaHaH that’s soooooo funny I can’t believe it you just suck major ass HaHaHa (he begins to choke)…
~[-Epic-]~
I just don't understand how you possibly think you're better than me. Look at my lady here. Look at the past. Look at the muscular physique. You don't have this, and you ain't as good as me, and you could never beat me. This Thuersday I will once again demonstrate exactly why I am the number one wrestler ever to walk XWF ground. I am gonna shut your ass down.
~[-Epic-]~
XWF wrestlers you will all lose you know why because there's always someone better than you. (cough)ME(cough). point is proven.
[~*~ ..Fade to black..~*~]
* Epic *
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