Officer Reports - All officers that send in reports using
email, please check to see if it was received. It was reported
that several have been lost somehow and are now floating around
somewhere in the virtual reality of the wide world web.
Seneschal Candidates - All volunteers to be our new
Seneschal, please submit your name at the June business meeting
for a vote by the populace.
Court Etiquette - It was suggested that we have a Court
Etiquette class, but a date was not established. If you would
like to volunteer to teach this class, please let us know at the
June Business Meeting.
Shire Presentation - Lisa suggested to the group that we
present our new Prince and Princess with a gift basket of
goodies. All those wishing to donate gifts to Their Stellar
Highnesses and their children, please see Lisa for details.
Gleann Abhann Regalia - At the Investiture of Their
Stellar Highnesses Uther and Kenna; over 200 pieces of new
regalia was contributed to the Principality inventory. It has
been declared by casual conversation that during Their reign,
these items will go fast, because our new Prince and Princess
intend to finally reward all the faithful, talented and deserving
gentles of the Principality. There will always be a need for
regalia, whether for this reign or those to come, so it was
offered to the group by a spokesperson from the household of
Sable Hand to join with them in making new regalia for the
Principality. Workshop dates and times will be forthcoming. All
those interested in helping to make regalia, please see Tony or
Lisa for details.
Award Letters - Their Stellar Highnesses, Uther and Kenna
have asked your Chronicler to personally invite all those in our
group to please, PLEASE write letters of award recommendations
for the deserving gentles of this group. It was told that They
personally know of several members of our group that deserve
award(s), but can not bestow the honor without such letters
within Their Hands. Our Prince and Princess accept electronic
submissions as well as snail mail. Email: prince@gleannabhann.org
and princess@gleannabhann.org or send mail to: Curt and Sperry
Workman, 1732 Euclid, Memphis, TN 38114 NOTE: Please refer to
your Rooks Haven Directory for the list of Principality awards.
Welcome! - We have a new official card carrying member!
Welcome Mark Carter! We all hope that your membership in the
S.C.A. will be rewarding and long lived! Huzzah!
War Lord Tourney - The Shire of Hammerhold will be hosting
their annual War Lord Tourney on May 31st. Their Stellar
Highnesses will be present and have invited us all to attend this
special one-day event with them.
Group Pictures - Please remember to wear garb at our June
business meeting. We would like to get a complete group picture
for our website:
http://www.angelfire.com/ms3/rookshaven/index.html and our new
Yahoo group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/rookshaven
History Corner - Andy presented an informative account of
the significant historical happenings during the same 100 years
of England, Germany, France and Spain. Thank you, Andy!
Gleann Abhann Anniversary - Donations to Gleann Abhann's
5th Year Anniversary Event, scheduled in August at the Gulf War's
campsite will be used to OFF SET the admission fee that will be
charged per person. If a certain amount is donated before a
certain date, then the admission fee will be deducted nearly
half, but will not be free as previously reported. At our May
Business Meeting, it was unanimously voted to donate $100 to this
cause, but because of certain unforeseen obstacles, this donation
has not yet been made. Our Exchequer, Drew, has important
information about this topic to share with us at our June
Business Meeting on June 3rd.
When can I put my thingy on?--Chris
Tomorrow, I'll be rolling all over this floor, getting it
on…by myself--Chris
My thingy keeps falling off…--Chris
You don't have to move, but be wary, I'm going
down…--Justin JANUARY OF PAIN!!
Slip it in when she's not looking...--Kris
I was young and I needed the money…--Larry
Stop poking my hole…--Larry
They give out the ram thingy…--Lisa
It's not like she hasn't done it to me before…--Lisa
Hey! I did not swallow!--Sandra
Hey Savannah, come suck on mine a bit too…--Sandra
I could hardly fit all the meat in my mouth, let alone the
bun…--Savannah
With practice, you can do it with your mouth, just move your
tongue around and get it right in the
hole…--Savannah
I like to eat my meat between the buns…--Savanna
The hips were swinging and my radar went ding, ding,
ding…--Guess Who?
Dear Counselor:
I think that I have done a lot in the S.C.A. and I really want an
award, especially an A.O.A. What can I do to get people to write
award recommendation letters for me? Signed: Service is My Middle
Name
Dear SIMMN:
Ok, first, look in the mirror. Is there any brown stuff on your
nose? If not, then the best way to get an award of any kind is to
do the service or whatever without expecting recognition. The
folks around you know what you're doing and will follow suit if
your motives and heart are in the right place.
