This web site has been inspired by my family's pet Patagonian Conure, (Albert),
Albert is quite a character, he loves the children, he will tolerate my wife but he really doesn't like men at all, he always seems to have that "Cheeky Smile" on his face, even when trying to bite my finger .
Albert's (Alby's) Vocabulary is quite extensive for a Patagonian Conure and consists of:-
"Bad boy Albert", "Get out",
"Come on", "Gis A Kiss",
"Kiss Kiss", "Bye", "Shut up" along with a few other colourful colloquialisms,
