Redneck Farmer

The redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was masturbating several times a day out in the barn.

"Kevin, you gotta quit that! Go out and git yo'self a wife."

So Kevin went out and found himself a pretty young girl, to whom he got married.

But a week or so after the wedding, the farmer found his son choking the chicken again.

"You crazy boy !!! he yelled

"That Julie Kayes a fine young gal!!!"

"I know paw, "Kevin replied,

"But her arm gits tired sometimes!"