Three months ago, on this very day
I was watchin’ Jerry Springer, wasting life away
Cold beer in hand, I turned the TV
to check the winning numbers in the lottery
4 for my dogs, 3 for sorry ex-wives
12 for my collection of huntin’ knives
As they read numbers, time seemed to slow
Four three one two, oh what do you know?!

Chorus
Now, I’m up-town white trash
Got Sparkomatic speakers in my Cadillac
Light my charcoal grill with a pile of cash
Yeah, I’m up-town white trash

Whoo boy, yeah I was movin’ on up
Celebrated with some bubbly from an Earnhardt cup
Folks said Johnny move away from there
So I loaded up the beagles and the Frigidaire
Bought myself a new quadruple-wide
New money gives you one heck of a ride
If ya’ll wanna visit, tell ya what I’ll do
I’ll roll out the redneck carpet for you

Yeah, I’m up-town white trash
Got a silver shotgun in a gold gunrack
Fill my crystal goblets with some sour mash
Yeah boy, I’m up-town white trash

Bridge
I’ve got me some class, don’t have no doubt
When it’s Miller time, I hold my pinky out

Yeah, I’m up-town white trash
I’ll rent the country club and have a beer bash
If you don’t like it, you can kiss my ahhhhh...
Cause I’m up-town white trash